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Spooky Trip

@skyrexxertrip.bsky.social
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90s sitcom apologist, avid thesaurus reader, and collector of fine shitposts. I enjoy spreadsheets, ruminating, and documenting the fall of society. INFP. CEO of Your Mom HAIL REAPER She/her

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cancer: You will bear witness to the majestic beauty of nature this week but all you really care about is your phone.
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Spooky Trip @skyrexxertrip.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Apparently tonight is the night for a massive bird migration (a thing I didn’t know was forecastable!)
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
damn that baby looks cool as hell
photo of an anti-smoking billboard that shows a painting of a baby smoking a cigarette. text says "You're not the only one smoking. Secondhand smoke contains over 7000 chemicals, including 70 known to cause cancer. Text QUITSMOKING or QUITVAPING to 66819 or call 800-300-8086

KICK/T

Brought to you by Ihya County Tobacco Education Program

California"
There is a green street sign in front of the billboard that says PA HA LANE.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you love the boys, set them free. If they come back to town, they’re yours
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
And God saw the boys that he had made, and behold, they were back in town
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Spooky Trip @skyrexxertrip.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sebastian has no fuckin chill
Screenshots from Stardew Valley spliced together. Top image is a text box from Sebastian with a blushing winter sprite saying, “Don’t tell Sam, but I’d rather just hang out with you.” Bottom image is a zoomed in view of Sebastian and Farmer’s characters talking with Sam awkwardly standing right beside them
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Spooky Trip @skyrexxertrip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Lovers 💜 By far the coolest tornado picture from our chase- these two horizontal roping vortices tried so hard to reach each other, but fate kept them apart. 15 tornadoes were recorded in Kansas yesterday!
Two thin funnels extend towards each other from either side of the picture, nearly touching
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Myq Kaplan @myqkaplan.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
I like to wrap potatoes in aluminum foil because I don't want the government to know what my potatoes are thinking.
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Spooky Trip @skyrexxertrip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Turns out there *is* crying in baseball
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Blurry Sleeping Cat Close-up
ALT: Blurry Sleeping Cat Close-up
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Spooky Trip @skyrexxertrip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Call me Humpty Dumpty the way I’m planning on having a great fall 🍂
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Spooky Trip @skyrexxertrip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Adam Hamilton, please stop texting 😭
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Spooky Trip @skyrexxertrip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
POV: you live in Kansas and your father in law is a storm spotter. That phallic-shaped weather forecast from yesterday was spot on 🌪️
A tall thin farmer has his hands raised in victory as a funnel forms from gray clouds above a green Kansas field
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Spooky Trip @skyrexxertrip.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Protect queer spaces
Screenshot of a discord chat, user profile picture covered with a pumpkin sticker and name scribbled out in yellow.

Three lines of rapid fire text reading:
Guys
Moment of my year just happened 
I saw 3 lizards
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Alicia Kraft @aliciakraft.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I really fucking hate it when my liege heeds not my measured counsel, leaning rather upon the superstitions of augurs and temple priests :(
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Spooky Trip @skyrexxertrip.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She was fearless, and crazier than him. She was his queen- and god help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen
The female Jedi, Yaddle. A green ghoulish creature who looks like Yoda in drag, seated upon a lush red papasan cushion in front of the majestic Coruscant skyline
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Spooky Trip @skyrexxertrip.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When I was in a sorority in 2004, there was a chapter scandal regarding the practice of calling Senior members “gray-bush,” meanwhile whole frats are out there being complicit in rapes 😭 What the fuck
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Spooky Trip @skyrexxertrip.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Now I’m no weather doctor but there must certainly be other ways to convey this
Map of the central US labeled “long 2% tornado probability zone Wednesday, September 30” with a typo because Reed Timmer isn’t god’s brightest creation. Across the map from southwest Texas up to central Kansas is a long, thin tornado possibility marked with a green danger dong. Weather wiener. It looks like a penis is what I’m saying, if that penis is green and bent in the middle.
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Spooky Trip @skyrexxertrip.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My whole family was jolted awake by gunshots right outside our home at 12:30 am. It was SCARY- it also turned out to be fireworks. But I live in the middle of NOWHERE, so still scary. I was dialing the sheriff when my daughter said “WAIT make sure Trump didn’t die first!” He didn’t 😔 Cops called.
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Spooky Trip @skyrexxertrip.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Our two newest cats are forging a surprise alliance and we’re all in danger
A medium size calico cat embraces a small black kitten beneath a bookshelf, and they’re both clearly surprised at being caught in an affectionate act
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Spooky Trip @skyrexxertrip.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Don’t forget to set up your Dustin Pedroia shrine tonight 🙏🏻 Postseason starts tomorrow and I’m calling upon the power of The Laser Show to give us strength
My personal lord and savior #15 Dustin Pedroia hitting lasers off his holy bat in the blessed baseball holy days
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Spooky Trip @skyrexxertrip.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Next week the daily high temps are forecasted to be under 70 degrees 🌈
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Man's Tears of Joy: Laughing and Crying
Alt: Mia Goth’s ex-husband cries Tears of Joy
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Diebbie @diebbie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
mismagius 💜
mismagius pokemon fanart
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Spooky Trip @skyrexxertrip.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When the accountant says that we aren’t spending enough money but doesn’t clarify “for the business” and I finally get to uno-reverse weaponized incompetence
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Spooky Trip @skyrexxertrip.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Adderall fam, I’m getting frankenscripts again, it’s time to start stockpiling 😭
Two prescription bottles for dextroamp-amphetamin. On both, the quantity of 60 is crossed out. One bottle has 35 handwritten over it, the other has 25 handwritten over itTwo prescription bottles with identical dispensed, written, and discard by dates. One is manufactured by Camber, one is manufactured by Mallinckrod (the worst generic known to mankind)
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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
Dance like no one is watching. Like no one came to your dance recital. Your dad? He completely forgot. How do you feel? No, don't tell me. Show me.
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Spooky Trip @skyrexxertrip.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Hello, friend, We haven’t spoken for the better part of a year. We coexist in many spaces where I pointedly ignore you, my bad. Hey, I’m short on cash. Just wondering if you want to give me money. No pressure. But you should do it. Cool let me know, I need to go IMMEDIATELY BYE” *kills Neyo*
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Spooky Trip @skyrexxertrip.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was too charming on the internet today and my notifications will never recover but anyway look at this fucking wet cat of a man doing his “I forgot it was picture day” pose I would literally marry him in a fucking Arby’s
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Spooky Trip @skyrexxertrip.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ve either scrolled too far or not far enough
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Brother Hyrum @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 26/04/2024
hentai, the religion of perverts
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Spooky Trip @skyrexxertrip.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fresh off a TikTok comment section battleground that left me so absolutely Fucking Bothered that I just gotta say, if you don’t think “indie” culture existed before 2016, you need to log off the lord’s internet and never express another opinion ever again
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Simon Cowell's Problem
ALT: Simon Cowell's Problem
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Spooky Trip @skyrexxertrip.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not to be dramatic but I would murder Ki-Adi-Mundi with hammers if given half a chance
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Spooky Trip @skyrexxertrip.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Last Night on Earth, my BELOVED Post your favorite tabletop game 🔥
The cover of Last Night on Earth: The Zombie Game by Flying Frog ProductionsA truck stop diner table covered with the trappings of Last Night on Earth, cups of coffee that would put hair on your chest, and the joy of friendship
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Spooky Trip @skyrexxertrip.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I didn’t mean to laugh. I didn’t *want* to laugh. But oh, sweet Reader… I laughed
News headline: A teacher and 10-year-old student are dead after an elementary school field trip to a lake, according to authorities in Iowa

Picture attached: Jonathan Taylor Thomas, former teen heartthrob and this poster’s first celebrity crush
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Spooky Trip @skyrexxertrip.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The fucking RAYS 🤮
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Spooky Trip @skyrexxertrip.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Righteously shithammered
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Spooky Trip @skyrexxertrip.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I feel like Millennials lost our souls when we stopped YOLOing. We need YOLO now more than ever. The world is on fire and goddamnit, YOLO while you still can
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Spooky Trip @skyrexxertrip.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
IT’S TIME
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You’ll feel a deep and abiding sense of peace when you realize that it’s not things that make you happy. It’s stuff
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Spooky Trip @skyrexxertrip.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hopecore for the Red Rising fandom 🙏🏻
TikTok comment by user clemmie_aaa: I don’t want a million different editions of Red Rising or DCC, I just want you to confirm that Darrow is going to curb stomp Lysander to death for 30 pages in Red God (red heart emoji)

Reply by author Pierce Brown: I think you’ll be okay
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Spooky Trip @skyrexxertrip.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Doing taxes: that was Taco Bell for the farm, actually
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 20/06/2024
imagine killing a whole mammoth and ur crush is like sorry im only into gatherers
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Spooky Trip @skyrexxertrip.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
DID AO3 JUST GO DOWN WHAT IS HAPPENING
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Baljeet Tjinder's Nooo Meme: Crying on Knees
ALT: Baljeet Tjinder's Nooo Meme: Crying on Knees
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Spooky Trip @skyrexxertrip.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I drove hundreds of miles and got so much Star Wars today. Not gonna stop until my house looks like I’m living in the goddamn GAR barracks
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Star Wars Clone Trooper Says Incredible
ALT: Star Wars Clone Trooper Says Incredible
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nikk @nikk.ca · 20/10/2025
absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago
elegant woman blasting a suitor in the face with the NO gun
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Spooky Trip @skyrexxertrip.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My best friend My pal My homeboy My rotten soldier My sweet cheese My good time boyyyy
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The difference between a catacomb and a basement is skulls. Catacomb without skulls? Thats a basement. Skulls in your basement? Thats a catacomb. Tired of having to keep saying this
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Spooky Trip @skyrexxertrip.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy @1313mockingbirdks.bsky.social Star Wars Sale Eve eve for those who observe it 🙏🏻 I’m gonna tear that place UP
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Star Wars Star Wars Clone Wars
ALT: Star Wars Star Wars Clone Wars
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