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Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 5h

Lightning strikes the sky against an ominous dark castle.

A malevolent scientist says "MsPaintober is finally here,"

He yanks a lever.

"So here's a theme that will fill folks with FEAR!" the scientist crows.

A monstrous version of the Joker comes to life on a contraption similar to the one that Dr. Frankenstein used. He's wearing a tight shirt that says 'THE CLOWN THAT FIGHTS BATMAN' on it.

Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Tuesday Toughie Fights a Ghost

Tuesday Toughie, a muscular and powerful man, has his arm stuck in the chest of a malevolent ghost.

"Haha," says the ghost. "You can't hit me! My body's not tethered to the mortal plane!"

"Oh crap," thinks Tuesday Toughie, grimacing and sweating with fear. "What do I do?"

"God," thinks the ghost. "I miss physical contact."

Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Monday-Man Jr.'s Monday Night Meal

"Time for a late night brunch!" says the cherubic Monday-Man Jr.

"I'll have a banana," he says. We see a banana on a table.

"some frozen waffles," he says. We see some yellow-ish disks on a plate.

"and a cup of Sleepy-Time Tea for Bozos who Stayed Up Too Late The Night Before!™" he says. We see a steaming cup next to a box that says "Horse Tranquilizer Herbs."

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Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The Sunday Simpletons™ #374

Panel 1: The walls are pink. A man resembling N*d Fl*nders (can't say certain names outright due to the webtoon copyright crackdowns) is standing in front of a spiky yellow tree stump of a boy. The man says "Halloween's coming up."

Panel 2: "Or as I like to call it," the man says. "Hollow-ween."

Panel 3: He then says, "What kind of holiday makes you feed other people's kids?"

Panel 4: The spiky stump boy says "Don't have a cow, man."

Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Saturday Stories For Kids! - The Love Hypothesis the Comic

"OH NO!" says Kylo Ren, the character Dr. Adam Carlsen is based on in the romance novel The Love Hypothesis, which was prominently advertised as being an adaptation of a Star Wars fanfic where the characters are graduate students and faculty at Stanford University. "The Stanford University Prom for Faculty and Graduate Students is TOMORROW and I DON'T have a DATE!"

Rey, the inspiration for the character Olive Smith, is peering at Kylo Ren from behind a wall of some sort.

"Oh no," she thinks. "If C-3PO rejects my promposal, I'll be like THAT loser!"

Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Friday Night Frannie's Haunted Mansion

A young girl and a boy holding a flashlight are walking through a dark room.

"See anything yet?" says the girl.

"Nope," says the boy.

"What about over there?" says the girl, pointing up to the side.

They look up and see Friday Night Frannie, a pointy-nosed plain woman, perrched on the wall like a spider.

"Why are you in my house?" Frannie asks.

Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Dragonsphere Thursdayton

Thursdayton, short and powerful, stares across a field at a man with tall dark hair.

Thursdayton frowns.

The man frowns back.

Thursdayton punches the man straight in the face with a WHAM! and also the man is vegeta

Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Wilbur Wednesday: YouTubin'

Wilbur Wednesday, America's favorite leprechaun is looking... unwell. His gums are black and his teeth are yellowed. His brow is puffy. His hues are sickly.

Yet, he smiles for us.

"Do not fret, my EAGER acolytes..." he says. "Though my latest Youtube video is not done yet,"

Cut to Wilbur's desk. A laptop shows a slideshow presentation of sorts underway. The current slide is a close up on the bare muscular chest of Steve Smith from American Dad.

To the side of laptop is a standing mug that's somehow spilled a sludge-like substance, and clumps of yellowish dust that has spread to the laptop's keyboard.

Cut back to Wilbur's face. His eyes glisten as he says "the finishing touches are OOZING out of me as we speak~"

Cut to a youtube thumbnail of a shocked Stan Smith next to a more thoughtful and healthy-looking Wilbur Wednesday. '50 IDEAS FOR AMERICAN DAD'S 500TH EPISODE!!!" reads the text above them within the thumbnail.

Below the thumbnail are the words 'It's not here yet. But it will be."

Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Tuesday Toughie in The Gentlemen's Garden

Tuesday Toughie, looking muscular as ever, meets a debonair fellow.

"Ah! Another beautiful gentleman~" says the fellow. "Would you like this rose?"

Tuesday Toughie looks down at the rose.

"I can't eat this," he thinks.

Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Monday-Man Jr. visits Boogie Wonderland

The little cherubic Monday-Man Jr. stands in front of a ticket kiosk. The disco-style man in the kiosk says, "Sorry man, park's closing early today."

He then says, "We're getting tonight off to commemorate the 21st Night of September™."

Monday-Man Jr. stands there, unsure what to say.

The kiosk man smiles and says, "I plan on celebrating by listening to some 'Throbbing Gristle' when I get home."

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Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The Sunday Simpletons™ #373

Panel 1: The walls are pink. A man resembling N*d Fl*nders (can't say certain names outright due to the webtoon copyright crackdowns) is standing in front of a spiky yellow tree stump of a boy. The man says "Yesterday was 'Talk Like a Pirate' Day."

Panel 2: The man then says, "but I didn't talk like a pirate at all."

Panel 3: He then says, "I just talked like the loser landlubber I usually am."

Panel 4: The spiky stump boy says "Don't have a cow, man."

Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Saturday Stories For Kids! - Resident Evil The 2026 Movie The Comic

A guy wearing a shirt that says 'Mr. Parody Artist' is sitting at a table drawing a small line on a piece of paper.

"Shoot," he says. "I haven't really played those games."

He looks up and smiles and says, "But I heard online that this new movie only really uses a few elements from the games!"

Then he looks back down and frowns. "But I haven't really seen the movie."

Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Friday Night Frannie's Cinematic Adventures

This one's all grey tones. Friday Night Frannie, a plain-looking pointy nosed woman, smiles as she looks at the baby from Eraserhead.

"Gee whiz," she says. "It's the baby from Eraserhead!"

"Wheeze," says the baby.

Then it coughs.

"Haha!" says Frannie. "Just like the film!"

Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Thursdayton Goes Surfing

Thursdayton, short and powerful, stands on a board floating on top of a still body of water.

"I DON'T GET IT," he loudly declares.

Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Wilbur Wednesday, YouTUber

Wilbur Wednesday, America's favorite lil' leprechaun, is holding a mug of his iconic™ Magic Beverage. He looks angry.

He says, "ALL MY LIFE PEOPLE HAVE DISRESPECTED ME BECAUSE I'M AN INVENTIVE SOUL WHO DREAMS."

Then he smiles, his arms reaching out in excitement. "BUT THEY'LL ALL COME CRAWLING BACK," he says. "ONCE MY YOUTUBE CAREER TAKES OFF."

We then see Wilbur using a MacBook Pro™. "HOW COULD ANYONE RESIST MY INCREDIBLE VIDEO IDEAS?" he says.

On the MacBook Pro™ screen is a thumbnail for a youtube video called '50 IDEAS FOR AMERICAN DAD'S 500th EPISODE!!!' accompanied by a scared-looking Stan Smith and a Wilbur Wednesday looking tanned and thoughtful.

Below the thumbnail are the words 'COMING SOON TO A WEBPAGE NEAR YOU!'

Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Tuesday Toughie's Back at The Club

A karaoke club named "Karaoke Klub" is playing music at night.

Inside is Tuesday Toughie with a microphone.

"Fruit Salad," he says.

"Yummy, yummy," he then says, frowning as the music continues to play.

"FRUIT SALAD," he says. He's starting to sweat.

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Samuel Theodore Eagle @samuelteagle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Monday-Man Jr. versus The Disgusting Duck

"I'm not SCARED of YOU" says a large angry duck in a blue hat. He's facing a smiling lil' cherubic Monday-Man Jr.

The duck pulls out a photo of himself shirtless in shorts pointing a gun at a prisoner whose eyes are covered by a censor bar.

"I've MURDERED men with FIVE times the GUTS you've got," says the duck.

The duck grins with malice. "Whaddya say to THAT?" he says.

"I don't negotiate with killers," says the sunny Monday-Man Jr.

"Aw, nuts," says the saddened duck.

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Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The Sunday Simpletons™ #372

Panel 1: The walls are pink. A man resembling N*d Fl*nders (can't say certain names outright due to the webtoon copyright crackdowns) is standing in front of a spiky yellow tree stump of a boy. The man says "SNL UK is BACK."

Panel 2: The man then says, "And you better believe it's more BRITISH than EVER."

Panel 3: He then says, in a bold tone, "GOD SAVE THE KING."

Panel 4: The spiky stump boy says "Don't have a cow, man."

Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Saturday Stories for Kids! - Lady Gaga's Baby the comic

A wide-headed baby sits by themselves.

"Goo g—" says the baby.

Then the baby thinks "Wait, that's not right."

Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Friday Night Frannie meets an OLDER Man

Friday Night Frannie, a Pinocchio-esque plain-looking woman, stands by a bearded old man wearing a 'I was there' shirt.

"Did you know I used to write for SNL?" he says. "They fired me for being TOO funny."

He then says angrily, "Apparently, my excellent jokes were driving Pete Davidson into a jealous rage."

The old man then calms down and concludes, "He's a good kid though. I liked how he had sex with famous people."

Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Thursdayton on Planet Vacation

A rocket ship lands on an alien planet.

Out hops the short and powerful Thursdayton in a sleek space suit.

His foot lands on the alien terrain.

We see him stand there.

"They'll never make me pay child support out here," he says.

Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Wilbur Wednesday's Wednesday Support

"Sigh," says a young lad. "My life's been a real bummer lately."

"Hey, don't be sad, pal!" says a voice in the distance.

"Huh?" says the lad. "WILBUR WEDNESDAY?"

Wilbur Wednesday, that lovable smiling leprechaun, appears.

"I know what'll turn that FROWN upside down!" Wilbur says.

Wilbur then takes out a smartphone and says "A peek at my latest MOVIE ANALYSIS on YOUTUBE!"

"OH GOD PLEASE, NO!" says the lad.

Later...

Wilbur Wednesday, frowning, is being interviewed in a gray room.

"Why would you show him such a horrible video, Mr. Wednesday?" asks the interviewer.

"Was it really THAT bad," says Wilbur.

YOU DECIDE (see the link below)

Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Tuesday Toughie's Brotherly Banter

Tuesday Toughie, muscular and boat-jawed, looks up at his brother, a slightly less muscular version of himself with very long legs.

"What's the weather like up there?" says Tuesday Toughie.

"What'd you say?" says his brother, looking straight ahead instead of down at Tuesday Toughie.

"Ugh, never mind," says Tuesday Toughie.

"What?" says his brother, clearly confused.

"NEVER MIND," says Tuesday Toughie.

Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Monday-Man Jr. on Labor Day

Monday-Man Jr., America's favorite little cherub, lies on the floor.

"Takin' it easy on Labor Day," he says.

He then continues to lie there and smiles.

The next day...

The color of the floor has shifted very slightly. Monday-Man Jr. is still lying there in the same position.

"I should probably go to work," he says.

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Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The Sunday Simpletons™ #371

Panel 1: The walls are pink. A man resembling N*d Fl*nders (can't say certain names outright due to the webtoon copyright crackdowns) is standing in front of a spiky yellow tree stump of a boy. The man says "In honor of Labor Day tomorrow,"

Panel 2: The man then says, "I'm taking the rest of today off."

Panel 3: He then says nothing.

Panel 4: The spiky stump boy says "Don't have a cow, man."

Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Saturday Stories For Kids! - Good Ol' Peanuts Comix

Charlie Brown stands in front of an American flag atop a grassy field.

"Back in my day we had dinner at six," he says with a smile. "And bedtime at ten."

Pan out to reveal this whole scene is taking place on a computer monitor.

Charlie Brown angrily shouts, "BUT NOW IT'S ALL JUST COMPUTER ALL THE TIME."

Below the computer monitor, in red blocky text: LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE IF YOU AGREE!!!

Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Friday Night Frannie Connects With The Youth

Friday Night Frannie, a plain-looking woman, looks on with a smile at a young kid saying "Skibidi Rizz 6-7."

"What does that mean?" asks Frannie.

The child looks away in anger, then turns back to Frannie and says "You wouldn't get it."

Frannie frowns.

Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Thursdayton's Life Coach

A large prune-like man stand before the short but powerfully grimacing Thursdayton.

"Thursdayton," says the man. "You gotta stop being unhappy."

The man and Thursdayton stare at each other.

"How does he KNOW me so well," thinks Thursdayton, a tear coming to his eye.

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Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

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Wilbur Wednesday: A Soul at Rest, Pt. 3

Wilbur Wednesday, looking damp and haggard, has managed to emerge from the grassy dirt in front of his own gravestone.

"It's done," he says with an unsmiling expression. "It's finally done"

Cut to a youtube thumbnail for his video 7 WAYS MINIONS AND MONSTERS COULD'VE BEEN MORE SUCCESFUL, which features a happier, healthier version of him smiling in front of a minion being eaten by the goo monster from the film Minions & Monsters.

Below the thumbnail are the words "Now online! Wowza!"

Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Monday-Man Jr.'s Tuesday Routine

The cheerfully cherubic Monday-Man Jr. sits at a table with a bowl of oatmeal.

"I'm gonna have some oatmeal!" says Monday-Man Jr.

Later...

"I'm done with my oatmeal!" says Monday-Man Jr.

He then looks to the side and says "Now I'm gonna brush my teeth!"

Later...

Monday-Man Jr. is in a different room. He's not as smiley as before.

"Wait," he says. "Did I sleep through Monday?"

Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Tuesday Toughie: Return of The Jokester

The Jokester, a scowling sickly looking figure who resembles an older and thinner Bart Simpson, stands alone with an angry frown. He's wearing garish magenta and green clothing, complete with a large necktie that has the letter "J" on it.

Standing across from him is Tuesday Toughie, muscular and boat-jawed in all dark clothing.

"Shoot," thinks Tuesday Toughie. "I forgot who this guy is."

"I STILL HATE YOU," says the Jokester.

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Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The Sunday Simpletons™ #370

Panel 1: The walls are pink. A man resembling N*d Fl*nders (can't say certain names outright due to the webtoon copyright crackdowns) is standing in front of a spiky yellow tree stump of a boy. The man says "Well, August is almost over."

Panel 2: The man then says, "Time to go back to school"

Panel 3: He then says "or work or whatever it is you do."

Panel 4: The spiky stump boy says "Don't have a cow, man."

Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Saturday Stories For Kids! - Saturday Night Fever

A frowning red-faced man lies in bed with a pad on his forehead. Steam lines are coming off him.

"Shouldn't have gone to that 'Who's Got the Best Sneeze?' competition," he thinks.

"I didn't even win," he thinks.

Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Friday Night Frannie's DANGER SAFARI

Friday Night Frannie, a plain looking woman, reacts with shock to large fanged snake going HISS.

She's then shocked by an angry rhino going SKREEONK.

Then she runs, terrified by a maliciously gleeful bird swooping down at her while going KA KAW.

She then encounters an even greater shock when a lion wearing a crown hits her with a royal scepter. The word MONARCHY?!!! accompanies this action.

Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Thursdayton's Neighborly Dispute

Thursdayton, short and powerful, is a brown-ish room separated by a thin wall from a purple-ish room. Inside the purple room, Thursdayton's neighbor, a somewhat dull-looking man, is listening to loud music.

"TURN DOWN YOUR MUSIC," says Thursdayton.

The music gets louder.

"DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?" says the neighbor.

"I SAID," says Thursdayton. "TURN DOWN YOUR MUSIC."

The music is frantically filling up space.

"I STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU," says the neighbor. "BUT I HOPE YOU'RE OKAY."

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Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

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Wilbur Wednesday: A Soul at Rest, Pt. 2

A gravestone reads, "R.I.P. Wilbur J. Wednesday 19XX-2026 'no funeral'"

The gravestone stands alone at night on a grass field.

From beneath the grass, a voice calls out, "I can't get out."

"I CAN'T GET OUT," the voice says.

Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Tuesday Toughie Visits the Bird Store

Tuesday Toughie is a muscular boat-jawed fella.

There's a bird nearby on a perch.

Tuesday Toughie approaches the bird.

"I'm looking for loyalty," he whispers to the bird.

Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Monday-Man Jr. Goes to the Vet

It's evening at Dr. Animal's Animal Hospital.

Monday-Man Jr., cheerfully cherubic as ever, stands next his enormous dog. A veterinarian looks up at the dog with a blank expression.

"Doc," says the dog. "I think I have hemorrhoids."

"I'm not tall enough to look up there," says Monday-Man Jr. "But I believe him."

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Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

The Sunday Simpletons™ #369

Panel 1: The walls are pink. A man resembling N*d Fl*nders (can't say certain names outright due to the webtoon copyright crackdowns) is standing in front of a spiky yellow tree stump of a boy. The man says "Usain Bolt lost a race to a ROBOT?"

Panel 2: The man then says, "What'll beat him next? A MOTORCYCLE?"

Panel 3: He then says "An AUTO-MOBILE?!"

Panel 4: The spiky stump boy says "Don't have a cow, man."

Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Saturday Stories for Kids! - Reacher Comix

"Ha!" says a sinister man. "He'll never get all the way out HERE!"

The man stands by himself in an empty space.

Then, from the side, big stretchy arm reaches out.

Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Friday Night Frannie Tries Out Hairstyles

"Default": Friday Night Frannie, a plain-looking woman, has plain and somewhat unflattering hairstyle of slightly puffed up and slicked back long hair.

Damp(?): Frannie's hair is looking flatter and wet.

WINDSWEPT: Frannie's hair looks like it's flying back from a majestic wind.

Hair Dye Chemical Mix-Up: Frannie is most bald except for a few burnt looking strands twisting out of her head.

Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

The Thursdayton Burger!

A big burger sits on a plate. But instead of beef, the patty is the short and powerful Thursdayton, whose body is now worryingly almost-but-not-quite frog-like.

As usual, Thursdayton has an angry look on his face.

"COME ON," he says between the buns and lettuce. "TAKE A BITE."

"TAKE A BITE, YOU COWARD," he yells.

Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Tuesday Toughie Meets The Mafioso

Tuesday Toughie, muscular and boat-jawed as ever, is tied up. Nearby is a small man in a suit and a wide-brimmed hat.

The small man angrily says, "You forgot Robert De Niro's birthday yesterday, so now I gotta teach you a LESSON."

"It was De Niro's birthday yesterday?" says Tuesday Toughie.

"The lesson has been LEARNED!" says the small man, as he smiles and throws up his arm in celebration.

Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Monday-Man Jr.'s Pet Dog

Monday-Man Jr., America's favorite lil' cherub, is holding a ball.

"Here, boy!" he says, before he throws it. "FETCH!"

The ball lands in a grassy plain in front of a colossal mammoth-sized dog. The dog looks angry.

"I want to play something else," says the dog.

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Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

The Sunday Simpletons™ #368

Panel 1: The walls are pink. A man resembling N*d Fl*nders (can't say certain names outright due to the webtoon copyright crackdowns) is standing in front of a spiky yellow tree stump of a boy. The man says "'The website' is down."

Panel 2: The man then says, "And by 'website', I, of course, mean this one."

Panel 3: He then says "Or do I?"

Panel 4: The spiky stump boy says "Don't have a cow, man."

Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Friday Night Frannie, Heart [cartoon heart breaking in two] Breaker

"Eddie, stop!" cries out a crying woman.

"I'm sorry babe..." says a man with a garish haircut and even worse facial hair. "but I don't love you anymore."

He's got a thoughtful expression on he then says, "My heart belongs to Frannie now."

Friday Night Frannie, a woman more plain-looking than the woman seen earlier, says, "W-wait a minute, I don't know EITHER of YOU."

Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

BUFF BRAWLO vs THURSDAYTON

Buff Brawlo, a muscular mma fighter type, angrily looks across at his opponent, the short and powerful Thursdayton.

"Ready..." says an off-panel announcer. "FIGHT."

"Hey Buff," says Thursdayton. "One of your gloves is on backwards."

Buff Brawlo's expression softens as he looks at his hand. "Huh," he says. "Thanks for letting me know—"

BAM! Thursdayton's whole footstool-sized body flies through the air to deliver a precise headbutt that collides with Buff Brawlo's face. The collision knocks out Buff's eye and one of his teeth, and causes pancake-like flesh ripples to spread out from Thursdayton's head.

Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Tuesday Toughie at the Local Pharmacy

A mugger who looks like a more hunched over bargain bin knock off of Felonious Gru™ from the Despicable Me™ franchise, points a large handgun at a balding man holding a blue box.

"Hands OFF the ROGAINE," says Not-Gru. "It's the last box in town, and it's MINE."

Suddenly, the muscular boat-jawed Tuesday Toughie comes crashing into action.

"What the-" says Not-Gru.

"NO MORE ROGAINE FOR ANYONE," declares Tuesday Toughie.

"BALD IS BEAUTIFUL!!!" Tuesday Toughies then cries, as he punches Not-Gru in the face with a loud BAM.