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Razzle Bathbone

@razzlebathbone.bsky.social
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Hell God Baby Damn No i make better music than you expect: soundcloud.com/trapdoorsman

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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 3h
r/bullyingadvice My bully found out I've been using this subreddit... I'm starting to think this sub hasn't helped with my problem at all. >This thread has been closed by moderators
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 6h
Alright if I’m gonna talk shit i gotta open myself up to criticism. Here’s my deal
boxd.it
wack’s profile
wack uses Letterboxd to share film reviews and lists. 516 films watched. Favorites: Phantom of the Paradise (1974), The Fall (2006), True Stories (1986), Welcome Back, Mr. McDonald (1997). Bio: I didn...
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 12h
If you do some gimmicky shit on letterboxd like italicizing every third word or throwing in four hard returns after every line, ya blocked. Grow up
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Flavor of the Munch
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
> skip ad - Are you sure you want to skip this ad? > skip ad - What if we told you this ad was a living, conscious being? Would you still skip it then? > skip ad - We have notified local authorities of your antisocial tendencies. Please stay where you are and comply with law enforcement instructions
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They’re called ‘called cuts’ because that’s what they’re called
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Found the old reddit account i used in college and unfortunately i sounded exactly like every braindead irritating weirdo on here. Fortunately though I have learned and growed
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think I have blocked 75% of bluesky users just for being annoying
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They’re called ‘called cuts’ because that’s what they’re called
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sorry for the longwinded movie thoughts. We now return to saying stupid stuff like “They’re called ‘called cuts’ because that’s what they’re called”
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Primetime’s most interesting statement is connecting Hansen’s show to the Saddam Hussein trial. The US/NBC enabling and encouraging a dictator/a pack of pedophiles, then not just arranging their downfall but making a spectacle of it so a demented US populace has an outlet for their misplaced anger
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
12 Passive-Aggressive Men
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Everything’s Bagel
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cleaned the hell up at prerelease with this list (surprise, it runs new jace). Early days yet but seems like this set fucking rules
moxfield.com
3-0 FRA Sealed 9/25/26 - None
2-1 jund ramp, 2-0 orzhov lifegain, 2-1 temur planeswalkers
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've just been named Mr. Eastern Lexington Sewer District 2026
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Btw this guy has been spending the maximum possible amount a month on chatgpt for 3.5 years. He has it tutoring his daughter on god knows what. Willing to bet we're gonna see him on the news one day
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
New coworker, in my first ever conversation with him, told me he nearly got hired to work on training grok ai but got cut in the final interview bc his writing “wasn’t funny enough.” I would not tell my own wife that if I was on my deathbed
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
T Shirt
Local Guide • 432 photos
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Dine in | Lunch | $50-100

Went out to eat with my family. I drove 300miles for cold food. Don't get a burrito!!! Its extra for cold fries too!!! Home fries...NOT ICE ICE BABY!!! Owner wouldn't even take the cold food off! O wait, he gave us a piece of old ... More

Montclair Family Restaurant (Owner)
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Bro I have been taking care of you for 30 years when don't even your crazy family did and kicked you out after the accident do m3 a favor don't come anymore here at Montclair you are not our friend ungrateful
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
younger trader joes cashier: have you tried these scallion pancakes yet me: (with the terrified sternness of a third grader with one line in the play) It’s Giving Dinner
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Does anybody know where I can find the July 19 1984 issue of The Hollywood Reporter
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Widdled away
bsky search results for “widdled away”

Dez @diapiedeer.bsky.social • 3mo
Thinking about having my maturity slowly and methodically widdled away until I have to whine and cry to (never) get it back

svl @droseph.bsky.social • 3mo
* Reply to Vatnikkilla
Days ago, the stronghold of Kurakhove fell to Russia, and similarly the village of Dachenske. This puts immediately the important Ukrainian logistics hub of Pokrovsk at great risk.
Ukraine won this war almost 3 years ago, but that's been widdled away in the service of bleeding Russia for the US.

Devil Child @hundredfloret.bsky.s... • 5mo She froze for a moment, her eyes widening for a second, soon melting into the kiss.
Her lips pressed against his. The longing finally widdled away. She closed her eyes, welcoming the kiss.
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Bent out of sheep
a bsky search for the phrase “bent out of sheep” returning one result that reads “Let me try and sum up: A tweet is not law.
The law is not the law until it is the law.
Don't get bent out of sheep over TOA's tweets, it's dumb. #politics. Its what he always does, talk first, gage reaction, distract from something else.”
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I’ll say it once and I’ll say it again
search results for “I’ll say it once and I’ll say it again”
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
“Purp walk”
rosegarden001.bsky.s... @rosegar... • 6mo
I don't know about you, but I'm really tired of trump and his freaking theatrics. The purp walk. Come on ... we're they walking him to his wedding or what. F*ucking dembasses.

rogerlindy.bsky.... @roge... • Feb 23, 2025
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My theory is that the Justices Department and FBI will trump up charges on the 20 closes races and announce indictments a month before the election so they can purp walk them and get opposition ads to run. It will not matter if they are false because the media will be too busy running the stories.

builder08.bsky.s... @build... • Apr 17, 2025
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I look forward to Mr gorka's purp walk in to prison
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Comeuppins
Search results for the misspelling “comeuppins”
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Random active kindness
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My name is Marbury V. Madison
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I like Robert Eggers but I’m not gonna act like this isn’t true
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The mystery of the silent hill diorama room has completely consumed my mind. Why is it lit like that? Is that a portrait of Stalin on the right? Why are there movie madman wall scribblings everywhere? What the fuck is hanging from the ceiling??
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
None of us are prepared for what Digger is going to do to the disaffected young men in this country. This is a movie that LITERALLY glorifies digging
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We’re living in a golden age for spineless wimps. There are so many exciting things to capitulate to
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Found a gigantic tub of old kodachrome slides at a secondhand store recently and, for reasons I don’t fully comprehend, I took a whole bunch of them home. I’ll post the good ones here. This one for example
Kodachrome slide: a sculpture by one Nancy Graves. Large skeletal legs (camel legs maybe?) are assembled to stick upwards from a dark platform like reeds along the edge of a swamp
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
remembering the only good post from my old twitter account
post from my old twitter account that reads "been browsing the clown forum" followed by a screenshot of a post from the clown forum, which in turn reads "When I die I want to be buried WITH my clown costume. [bespoke clown emoji] Not in it. I will put it on in heaven."
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My magic act The Great Marsupio keeps getting review-bombed on BirthdayNexus. 400 comments saying “He just pulls shit out of a pouch”
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Cheery on top
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schwie @schwie.vrc.dj • 3mo
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The shaggy is the cheery on top lol

tony15568.bsky.social @tony1556...
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We do need the icing on the cake and a cheery on top

Adrianne
@willowspillow1... • 3mo
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And the cheery on top is Naomie's delivery in that like and unfortunately I was in a theater with at least a few people giggling along however a white couple especially the husband was legit snoring

TREs T@qiyowmi.bsky.social • 4mo
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the shark accessory is a cheery on top
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 05/12/2023
PSYCHIATRIST: I know just the thing to cheer you up. The great clown Botulismo is in town tonight. PATIENT: But Doctor, I aheuurraahhhhgh. A huh. Agh, kahgk. I am boheuuuuuugh.
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Select your eSacrifice™️
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Piñatas should not be eating all that candy
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What kind of void did you say this was? Stygian? How original
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I live on Religion Boulevard
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My name is Peter Bog Manovitch
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
For all you young suckas out there
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It is impossible to pick a funniest part of this video but it might be the confident assertion that everyone who has ever committed bestiality is now in jail
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What if we opened a restaurant where all the food is poison and all the drinks is antidotes
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A24 you guys can adapt all the dogshit SCPs i wrote that got deleted off the site immediately. Free of charge. May you thrill audiences worldwide with Scary Jerry and The Long Legged Oom-Pah Band
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
These two framed photos were (are?) hanging in the bathrooms at a deli near my old house. Family-friendly place except for this lol
Closeup photo of a lady’s crotch, censored fig-leaf-style with a hamantash pastrySmiling nude lady sitting on the floor with three bagels covering up what I’m guessing the photographer called “the hot zones.” Presumably the same lady as the first photo but who knows.
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Making some rice christmas treats
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Played a show tonight to an audience of 4 lol
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
we carry the flame
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Kirstie Alley tweeting "You had a good go at it..thanks for your input" in response to Stephen Hawking dying
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