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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 23h
[Still frame of Gadget Hackwrench from Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers smiling innocently. Subtitle at the bottom reads: "Why would I deceive you?"]
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Glonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹 @snarkranger.bsky.social · 21h
I am sick and tired of seeing this shit. DOGE was not a "missed opportunity," it was an intentional effort by billionaire oligarchs to destroy the federal government's capacity to do good things for the American people.
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Dex Anderson @dexanderson.com · 09/10/2026
From Minneapolis to y'all: Three quick bursts if you see ICE. Long loud blasts if they're actively detaining someone. Form a crowd, stick together, and film everything.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Excited to see that we’re replacing new housing with chatbots that tell you to kill yourself
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The One True Kat @theonetruekat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Good Morning from this muppet of a Cali Tiger Salamander (who was released back to the vernal pool, shortly after being shown off to the general public for a few minutes). Chonk.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The rot inside our government is going to last decades. Any Dem who suggests we just “turn the page” like Obama and Biden did needs to be run out of town. We need vengeance and cleansing.
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train
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Max Nichols @maxnichols.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
On this platform I cannot say what I think the people responsible deserve
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Eric Harris Bernstein @ehbinmn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They started texting with a 16-year-old. After two years, they offered to sell him a gun. They consider that "stopping a terrorist attack." And they are calling it heroic. What an absolute embarrassment.
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Leonard Pierce @leonardpierce.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You can buy a huge media conglomerate with money you don't have using leveraged debt you'll never pay off and then immediately start firing its workers, but people will still say that capitalism is compatible with democracy and is capable of "reform" or "regulation"
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swissarmynerd @swissarmynerd.com · 06/10/2026
I'm so sorry, dude. I'm rootin' for her (and you).
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swissarmynerd @swissarmynerd.com · 06/10/2026
And the movie they were thinking of? You guessed it:
The poster for Independence Day (1996). See, it's funny because you were going to guess Men in Black (1997).

Well, maybe not that funny.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 05/10/2026
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 04/10/2026
we are going to have to find an alternative to meta products for local communities and advertising, right now, it’s almost impossible to do any kind of local business or art project without it, but both their rules and support are so arbitrary and capricious that you can’t rely on them
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
partial debt forgiveness for pell grant recipients who start a business that operates for three years in a disadvantaged community against the machine
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pee-yew! This guy stinks!
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1 am disappointed in Tom Morello, and I feel really let down by someone I've looked up to, who I thought understood the difference between intent and impact at the moment that mattered most.
But l've been thinking about it, and the band was called Rage Against The Machine, not Vote Like Your Life And The Lives Of Every Vulnerable Person In Your Country Depend On It Against The Machine, so I guess this is really on me.
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Ben Dowsett @bendowsett.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“I didn’t think he would ever rage against MY machine!!” I cry, while reducing a years-long genocide that included the murder of thousands of children into “reasons” and wondering why people criticize my politics
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
These people cannot be trusted to vote in their best interests. Ever. They have failed at the most simple task and have driven this country to ruin. They are too stupid to be allowed to have a say in the future of the country. Convince a non-voter to vote. There are LOTS of those.
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
rob zombie with a speech bubble
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 22/02/2026
Literally
@tonyhawktruther

american: i can't afford the doctor

european: Ö you don't hjåve hjëalthcare for frëe? Very fjünny because here in EU we are riding trølley or mjötorbike to djöctor at no cjøst, in fact is considered rüde not to
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 04/09/2024
no one has ever looked cooler than Bill Paxton in Near Dark
sepia-tone photo of Bill Paxton as Severen in Near Dark - looking bloodied and battered, holding a gun, wearing a distressed leather jacket with a sheriff star (& misc pins) and leather pants
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
happy 39th birthday to Near Dark
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want to thank whoever made this image. Still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
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Shady Inference 🌫️ @blot.city · 02/10/2026
Yeah man meet this fucking guy. Meet this fucking guy who got exposed in 2016 as having given $10k to an explicitly neonazi PAC. I have gone to hell while I am still alive because I am cursed with recall of things that happened more than five minutes ago.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 01/10/2026
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
nader is one of the most consequential activists in history. the 1971 powell memo laying the groundwork for the entire modern conservative movement described him as "the single most effective antagonist of American business"
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the lengths that liberals will go to blame their inadequacy and failures on the left is deeply pathetic
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Howdy @chrishowdy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah man, Ralph Nader is the reason Dems watched the Supreme Court hand their opponent the presidency and then spent a quarter century doing nothing about it. Fucking braindead
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Tie, Rapidly Approaching @tietuesday.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
screaming "trans rights free Palestine fuck all recruiters tricking the young gambling is a blight and i think we will look back at it the same way we do cigarettes now" at the start of every stream to give everyone an ad-free experience
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Metin Seven, Moon Child's dad 🌝 @seven.eurosky.social · 26/09/2026
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Thoth @thoth.ptnote.dev · 20/09/2026
meta Muse perfec t size for put private d\ata in! inside very Secure and Private data very safe put data in Muse. No problems ever in Muse because very trustworthy and Mark super protective. AMeta muse yes a place for data put data in muse trust meta for givening good safety to data. Friend meta.
An image of a pelican with its gigantic mouth open, commonly associated with the "put baby in pelican mouth" post.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. 

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. 

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's good for people to abandon movements when they realize what they've been (some amount of willfully) ignoring or dismissing this whole time is in fact real. No more media career, though. No more notoriety. Like a pilot that forgets to put down the landing gear. Sorry bud, you don't have it.
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Aimee Cozza Illustration @aimeecozza.com · 27/09/2026
I showed my SO this meme and he didn't get the literary layer of the joke so here I present it to you
Tweet from Mike Scollins that reads: two wicked big roads split apaht and fuckin sorry I could not travel both
Accompanied with a road sign that says FOOD, an arrow pointing to the right for a Dunkin Donuts and an arrow pointing to the left for a Dunkin Donuts.
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UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think it’s actually really good that we made a country change its energy policy to “do Sorcerer”
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
thinkin about "i'm talkin to the fucking garfield" again
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The thing about trying to appeal to right wing bigots is that right wing bigots are all stupid idiots who get 100% of their news from propagandists so they will never actually find out that you were trying to appeal to them in the first place
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
they are going to come for your contraception, it is literally only a matter of time. I just replaced my IUD and if you think any of the long-term methods of contraception would be a good fit for you and/or your partner, now is the time to do it
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Yeet Kune Do @yeetkunedo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@discord.com I see now why age verification started rolling out, fuck this and fuck you for doing this
special reward available for fanduel in discord, because what discord needed was ads for predatory online gambling, fuck discord and everyone that works in their company leadership
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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mechazany @mechamcscringle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ghost in the Shell 1995 garbage man who’s ghost hacked with falsified memories of having a family while lovingly reminiscing on them out loud
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Briefly detained” = beat half to death
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