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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 2h

one thing you do gotta hand the big guy: he hates his supporters even more than we do

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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 22h

“what is the information diet of politicians” is an increasingly urgent question

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Glonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹 @snarkranger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The death penalty should be abolished because those who most gleefully demand it will do anything to pretend that it does not make them complicit in cold-blooded murder.

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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It remains odd to me The Onion has decided the thing to do in 2026 is mislead people about Democrats The DNC and prominent Democrats like El-Sayed! This isn’t even a joke, it’s a poorly controlled reflex

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Glonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹 @snarkranger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Crowning moment of my student journalism career was leading an investigative package on seismic safety - double-truck maps, engineering analysis, the president admitting that the campus might be razed and moved. Published Wednesday. The lead story in the local daily... THURSDAY. Fuckin' SCOOPED.

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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

violent insurrection is one of the least effective tools for social change in history, rivaled only by negotiating in good faith with the Likud

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David Delony @ddelony.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I wondered if I made a mistake not pursuing a technical degree, but I could pick up technical skills by self-study. Reading and writing are my best skills, but I think I would have, as Steve Dalton put it, ended up trying very hard just to me mediocre if I majored in something like CS.

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Glonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹 @snarkranger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Call of Duty: Subterranean Warfare! C'mon Activision, it's right there for the taking. Thrilling drilling and hot USA action - that's Underground Service Alert, of course! Be sure to dial 811 before you dig!

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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 30/09/2026

Taking a beat to appreciate Fat Bear Week. Likely the all-time most successful government social media campaign by every metric. NASA has to send people to space to get the same amount of attention. Remarkable work from NPS every year to coordinate the public observation of fat bears.

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Aaron Huertas @aaronhuertas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

How do you do fellow text based social media app users who actually care what the text says

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026

awoke this morning with a Vision

that diagram showing the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile

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Glonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹 @snarkranger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Surely no one has ever catastrophically failed by overestimating the American people's willingness to go through tough times. <hoovermaxxing intensifies>

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Nadia Oxford @nadiaoxford.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

No-context football gobbledygook is funnier than anything else imo

Skeet 1: “oh Jalen no buddy” skeet 2: “what the fuck Jalen you threw it to him.”

Skeet 3: “not very scared of the eagles in week 5”

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Glonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹 @snarkranger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

what the fuck was that Jalen? you threw it right to him.

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Brandon Bishop @brandontbishop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The Sternberg Museum has been an essential institution for more than a century that's let us understand the Western US's Cretaceous Interior Seaway. What's the Cretaceous Interior Seaway? Well, you can visualize it as a vast ocean from Texas to northern Canada where scenes like this played out:

youtu.be

Prehistoric Planet 2 [2023] - Xiphactinus Screen Time

YouTube video by Francesco Dangerio

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Glonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹 @snarkranger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm imagining the little Kerbal screaming as Elon's rocket goes out of control into the atmosphere.

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rimidar @rimidar.au · 28/09/2026

Executive order regarding the furry pilot menace

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Glonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹 @snarkranger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Uhhhh is this the first confirmed Iranian cruise missile hit on a U.S. warship?

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H.E. Cas Piancey @cascoinfoundation.org · 28/09/2026

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Mike Black @mikeblack114.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

if we stopped growing alfalfa in deserts to feed cows in saudi arabia basically all of the west's water problems would be solved without anything else having to change (And denver is on the wrong side of the continental divide for that discussion)

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Glonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹 @snarkranger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

yeah I had literally never heard of this song before five minutes ago. charts? what the fuck is a chart? I tell Siri to play my station on Apple Music and get music I want to listen to, not what tastemakers tell me I should listen to. music writers accept the death of pop monoculture challenge.

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Glonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹 @snarkranger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I think AI has many useful applications. I think AI boosters are responsible for destroying their own product's public image by trying to shove it down the throats of people who don't want it.

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Glonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹 @snarkranger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

university of spoiled children never beating the allegations

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Robert Farley @drfarls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

MOTHERFUCKERS ON THE USC SIDELINE ARE GIVING THE DUDE HIGH FIVES. JUST A SICK BUNCH OF FUCKS. AND THE USC CROWD IS CHEERING. Just genuine pieces of shit. The whole program and every fucking fan

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Glonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹 @snarkranger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

got started with Control: Resonant this morning. it's OK, I guess, but running into the first boss fight just reminded me how much I really don't enjoy hack-and-slash combat. going to be making liberal use of assist mode, so thank you for building that in, Remedy.

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spooky tail latency @bluespacecanary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Incredible back to back in the feed

Back to back posts in my feed. One:
"How to explain concept of weekend to cat urgent"

The other, from the onion:
"Cat Internally Debates Whether Or Not To Rip Head Off Smaller Creature It Just Met"

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Super Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

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Scott Lemieux @lemieuxlgm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The punchline about Trump illegally using taxpayer money to fund political ads is that making the midterms about the president with historically bad approval ratings is a disaster for the Republican Party

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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

[white guy raising eyebrows meme] [and yes, it is 100% okay to do a story like this about a high-ranking cabinet member of a homophobic party, so scolds are gonna get goodbyed very quickly]

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The extraordinary spectacle of Tommy Tuberville trying to start a new hate & fear campaign against furries in the airline industry when his whole party are a bunch of goddamn human trafficking pedophiles.

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Glonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹 @snarkranger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Problem: a game with punishing difficulty is limiting its audience to those with time and desire to punch through that curve. All others need not apply. I grew up playing OG Marathon. This IP reboot was tailor-made for me - except I'm in my forties and don't have time to "git gud" to enjoy a game.

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Photo of a vintage book cover featuring a bearded man chopping planks of wood in half. Title and copy read

Defeating Wood

Teach Wood
The Lesson It Has Long Deserved

Gary Arkanasse

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Glonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹 @snarkranger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

it's exceedingly clear at this point that Trump is a vessel into which the median voter poured their hopes and dreams. his re-election wasn't ideological alignment, it was celebrity delusion.

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pleonasm @pleonasmical.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

There is no better encapsulation of the thought process of the median voter here. "I wanted life to be affordable and for things to be 'great' again."

Erica, 40, Republican, Latino, customer service
I wanted life to be affordable and for things to be “great” again.

Moderator, Kristen Soltis Anderson
You put your hands up to do quotes around “great.” What would great have looked like to you?

Erica, 40, Republican, Latino, customer service
Just affordable living at the cost of what they’ve said before, the cost of our groceries going down, just higher-paying jobs, better opportunities, health insurance.

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Dante Atkins @danteatkins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Trump did indeed usher in an anti-trust revolution, just not in the way Matt Stoller tried to sell us on during his thirsty Trump-Vance promotional tour.

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(VFP) Strategic Gravitas Reserve @braak.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

sure but where else is there to be

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Josh Gerstein @joshgerstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

NEW: Judge Timothy Kelly (Trump/DC) orders return of White House passes to reporters for POLITICO, CNN & MS NOW. Kelly says WH's claim of national security grounds for Trump's move appears to be a less-than-genuine, post hoc justification. w/@kyledcheney.bsky.social www.politico.com/news/2026/09...

politico.com

Judge restores White House access for POLITICO, CNN and MS NOW

U.S. District Judge Timothy Kelly ordered the return of press credentials President Donald Trump had revoked.

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Glonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹 @snarkranger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

happy International Bi Visibility Day to my beau 🥰😘

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Glonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹 @snarkranger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

well, that's a really good excuse for demolishing it at noon on January 21st, 2029. "This shoddy, substandard, unsafe construction is a symbol of the entire Trump administration and we're taking out the trash starting now." <pushes plunger.>

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Glonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹 @snarkranger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

completed my forty-third trip around the sun today. got some good job news maybe, but maybe not. closing out the day with a chocolate stout and a cat in my lap. maybe I've had better birthdays, but I've had worse, too.

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Anadarko @anadarkocapital.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Ever since we installed our solar panels, our son started using They/them pronouns

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Glonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹 @snarkranger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Ah yes, the subversive and radical idea that no person living in the wealthiest nation on Earth should be hungry, jobless, homeless, or uneducated.

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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

my hat arrived

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Glonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹 @snarkranger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This is 100% pure uncut reactionary fear of the newcomer disguised in a purportedly-leftist wrapper, and we must wholly reject it out of hand. America welcomes the newcomer, no matter where they are from or where they choose to live.

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Glonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹 @snarkranger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

so fucking predictable. cowards deserve to lose.

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20XX @20xx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"is the weighted companion cube an object of power" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

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