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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 6h
twitter's remaining users
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 7h
why are you so serious!? haha jk remember that. batman can i borrow some money?
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Rika Klassen @rikaklassen.northsky.social · 8h
Will Harry Potter fans be angry their favourite franchise is being used as a fascist dog-whistle? We shall see
Post on X from the U.S. Department of Education @usedgov with a grey checkmark posted on October 1, 2026 at 1:15 PM with 2.9M views, "Literacy starts at home." Attached is the cover of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, captioned with "Literacy starts at home." Under the handle in red text, "TRUMPIAN FASCISM" and under the book cover is the red text, "TRANSPHOBIC DOGWHISTLE"
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 8h
nw
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 9h
chait just isn't smart enough to critically analyze the subjects he's paid millions of dollars to write about. he is the literal definition of a useful idiot
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 9h
farner: every email I get from dominos is like "guess what little piggy. you can get 1 large 1 topping for 8.99 if you buy two. you like that don't you"

TeenagePhlebotomist: hot honey is bad and you're bad for liking it

punctuation @crip.es: why stop at stuffing crust why not stuff the whole pizza
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 9h
bro can i borrow a hundred million dollars?
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 10h
🙏 praying for something very special to happen 😌
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 16h
socialists fuck with tomatos
tomato socks
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 16h
working on my next Has Wokens Gone To Far? article for the new york times
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 17h
least weird thing he's ever said
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
every time i open my email i think, i wish there was an unreliable advertising spy robot to summarize this for me
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
one might even say that socialism is when the government does stuff
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
let me know if you want to get your ass kicked in mahjong
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
dunno where i was going with this one
Lord Piss @lordpis... • Jun 17, 2024
my sweet beautiful imaginary daughter Cribbles
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Lord Piss @lordpis... • Jun 17, 2024
i have an imaginary daughter named Cribbles. she is beautiful
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Lord Piss @lordpis... • Jun 17, 2024
you mess with my beautiful daughter Cribbles, you mess with me.
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
brioche is the bread of cowards and fools
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
how will you feeeel, comrade?
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it's a shame we had to look at cuomo's banal, dreary face throughout zohran's rise to power instead of this delightful bozo
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it's easy to hypothesize that this is in response to his trans kid disowning him but he's also dumb and mean enough to be like this without any freudian origin story
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
😌 welcome to shit restaurant sir, our specials tonight are shit soup and shit salad
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
slate star goatsex
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
sam altman's sister accused him of rape
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
remember to exfoliate this weekend... btich
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
humiliation fetish
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it's octobie 😅🫤
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ithaca's D.A. decided not to file charges after Jane Doe's police report on the legal grounds of "bro did you see what she was wearing"
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
2008 obama: change broski!!! 😁 2009 obama: i've spoken with harvard guys and unfortunately they told me change is hard
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the nazis are reporting that everything is good
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
don't think i ever dunked on the guy? in fact i've defended him
jamelle bouie censoring lord piss
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
bro come over
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
gn💙
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the faux-medicalization of the death penalty serves one purpose: absolving society of its shame for executing humans
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
sorry we can't raise the minimum wage, there's only enough money in society right now to hyperscale data centers so we can eliminate your job
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
if only somebody had warned them
Tennessee Governor
Suspends Executions After Inmate Survives Lethal Injection
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh my god. the story of how the USSR appointed its first director of the state bank is incredible
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
someone named "broski" has foolishly found themselves ahead of me on the duolingo leader board. enjoy it while it lasts, broski
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
lethal injection is empirically the *least* effective means of execution. we have to end this barbaric practice
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you're short by a few hundred thousand but you can stop beating yourself up. the iraq war is not on nader voters
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
(romantically): there's only one shit that matters baby and that's me. boning. you 👉👌
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the lengths that liberals will go to blame their inadequacy and failures on the left is deeply pathetic
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
journalist: What is your attitude to life? When you meet somebody, what is your attitude to them?

bob dylan: I don't like them.
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it's sad that some morons will see this image and continue to insist the male boner "isn't an actual bone"
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
trump was convicted of 34 felonies
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
died coke 😩
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
your mcm called Backrooms "underrated"
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hah! did not know the slime ball responsible for kneecapping Mamdani's pied-à-terre tax was deputy mayor for both eric adams and giuliani
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
youtu.be
Bob Dylan - Spanish Is the Loving Tongue (Unreleased, Self Portrait - Official Audio)
YouTube video by BobDylanVEVO
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
groups like the ADL and AIPAC absolutely bear some responsibility for shit like this. you cannot muddy the water endlessly on what antisemitism is and expect to walk away clean
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
gandalf is like i am so impressed by these gay little hobbit creatures
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
our presence merely stoked the bloodshed
After Two Decades, U.S. Forces Leave Iraq to an Uncertain Future
The U.S. military formally withdrew from Irag, ending a presence that stoked years of bloodshed, and leaving behind a battered nation trapped between warring allies.
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Baghdad, 2003
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