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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

I spent an absurd amount of time on each color though and was trying to look from multiple angles around the smudges on my screen so I think I cheated?

My visual score is .0023 which seems unlikely. I think I cheated.

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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

This is such a cool way to introduce a politician

“During her Thursday night stand up comedy rotund at the Prattic, congressional candidate Kat Abughazaleh,”

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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

I saw this one today. Looks like an eyeball.

Bright yellow moon in a cloud bread that makes the moon look like a pupil.

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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Anyone want to come over and play testicle toss

a children's toy called "pop and catch" except the handles look like penises, the bucket that the balls are caught inside is loosely where a scrotum would be, and the balls are testicle sized, so it looks like you're squeezing a penis to pop a testicle from one scrotum to the other.

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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

I appreciate being mapped as an irreverent comedian but I don't like being this close to Philadelphia sports fans.

My Bluesky Map screenshot, showing that I am generally in the category of "Irreverent Online Comedians" but if you look at the left corner (which admittedly looks quite a ways away yet still somewhat in my orbit) it shows I am relatively in the universe as Philadelphia Sports fans. No thank you.

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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

You may save them, but this won't save you.

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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

The Epstein files is a distraction from the Epstein files.

Peter Griffin from family guy marveling at a white box with red question marks on it. It’s a scene from the first season where he watches a timeshare and is presented with a choice: to get a free boat or what’s in the mystery box. He chooses the box, and says during these scene “the mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat! You know how I have wanted one of those.” In the scene immediately following this, all his friends are having fun on their boats and he has a photo of a boat from inside of the box. Fuck ICE

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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

It should be possible to change your PFP facial expression based on the content of the post. Lots of people posting news about the ICE murders have PVPs like

White dude that probably murder/suicided his Christian family is smiling and giving two thumbs up.

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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Why. Are. Their. Eyes. Always. Like. That. bsky.app/profile/surp...

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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

I watched this with Closed Captioning on and when I saw this I was like "there's no way to know if this is an error or not."

Screenshot of RFK Jr, mid orgasm, with closed captioning that says "effects on human elves in this country, and I want to thank the president." I think he said "lives" but you never know with him.

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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

me, getting a tour of the white house in 9 months

Beauty and the Beast panel, where beast is saying "The castle is your home now, you can go anywhere you like, except the east wing", Belle responds with "what's in the east w-" and is interrupted by beast yelling IT IS FORBIDDEN.

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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

the markets have spoken re:assassinations

All stock market indices up a huge number today. Dow up 600 points.

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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Look at this bullshit. This is an appointment. This is what an appointment is.

If the forms are filled out, we really need you to arrive at least 30 minutes prior to their appointment time to allow enough time to perform hearing test, vision test, hemoglobin and urine (the word "analysis" is cut off)

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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

I hope the bullets weren’t injured 😕 Also, let’s not miss that the cops didn’t do shit. The dude gave himself up because random bystanders talked him out of it.