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ben

@benrs.uk

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outwith stan ~ occasional gamer 🎮 ~ plant papa 🪴 ~ he/they member of the alphabet mafia 🏳️‍🌈 27 ~ single instagr.am/_benrs

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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 3h

i love conan. I was watching his thing on the rest is history where he said "all statues of real people should be made of durable soap, they should last a good 60 years and then we decide if we want to remake them or not".........i love that. i love that attitude to historical figures. it's so good

ben @benrs.uk · 5h

gm

when he goes to infinity and beyond

ben @benrs.uk · 9h

me when-

ben @benrs.uk · 9h

can’t foresee their fanbase holding a single negative opinion about this 😍🤩

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jake gyllenhole @makeitvyzee.bsky.social · 19h

when the group fitness class instructor plays an acoustic version of a popular song during the cooldown

Stony’s (@urdadsfleshlight.bsky.social) gooning face

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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 17h

Andy Burnham has my pathetic pension triple locked up, but he says if I be a good pup and eat from my dog bowl he'll fund social care

ben @benrs.uk · 21h

doesn’t feel too too promising for danni rn lads #gbbo

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cyrus @professorbutts.com · 22/12/2024

welcome to the cocktagon

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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 22h

Four pints. I’d rather four pints.

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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/09/2026

This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows

ben @benrs.uk · 29/09/2026

yes bsky.app/search?q=fro...

ben @benrs.uk · 29/09/2026

morning

To think I've found the biggest con in the biscuit world
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FrustratedTeddyLamp • 10/10/2021 23:26
The fully coated digestives £1.79 for 6! It's just a normal chocolate digestive with extra chocolate at the back which is £1 for an extra 70g and loads more biscuits!

At least it made me feel better about triple chocolate marylands which were £1 for 8!
When it looks like it's £1.35 for 22 normal chocolate!

Bad biscuit week.

dementedpixie • 10/10/2021 23:29
They arent even that nice

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Graham's Weave @babycorsola.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Films are releasing with fucking DLC now?

ben @benrs.uk · 29/09/2026

😳🔒

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michael. @cumkinggg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

ben @benrs.uk · 28/09/2026

not saying i only watch movies i know will be terrible, but doesn’t this look absolutely dogshit (complimentary) 🤩🤩

THE WORLD ENSLAVED BY A VIRUS
2025: The World Enslaved by a Virus
2021 • DIRECTED BY
Simon Wesely, Joshua Wesely

• TRAILER
91 mins
2025

In a post-apocalyptic world brought on by the Coronavirus, communism runs rampant, meetings are forbidden and Christianity is illegal. A band of young believers launch an underground revolution to reunite Christians and regain freedom from their oppressive superiors.

the poster

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Every Film Now @everyfilmnow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Amelia Dimoldenberg jokes about Ed Sheeran during her ‘SNL UK’ monologue, comparing him to Elmo. #SNLUK #AmeliaDimoldenberg #EdSheeran

ben @benrs.uk · 28/09/2026

monday again is it

stuff do be happening

fukkkk Imao

it be happening way too much

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ah yes the circle of life

• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm

ben @benrs.uk · 27/09/2026

good night

the fact that she was allegedly 29 years old here

Kim Zolciak

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Kastor @kastor.sh · 23/07/2026

It’s finally out

ben @benrs.uk · 27/09/2026

just seen these hideous adidas trainers and i’m not sure which mode of transport they look more like; the Sinclair C5 or an original liveried Eurostar?

adidas crazy 2 trainers, they are slip on sort of one block of material mostly white with yellow gold and black detailing

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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

We've made the Tamagotchi evil.

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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 23/09/2026

Rotten Tomatoes scores for Robert Pattinson's films in 2026 🎞️🍅 Next up for him is 'Dune 3'

ben @benrs.uk · 27/09/2026

i know people like this exist but… wash your hands oh man 🥴

ben @benrs.uk · 27/09/2026

christine baranski in the gilded age. that is all.

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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Mario in 1996:

ben @benrs.uk · 27/09/2026

not bad for,, 8 drinks in?

me in the bathroom of the carnoustie golf hotel, i am wearing brown wool trousers with a white shirt and a burgundy silk tie

ben @benrs.uk · 26/09/2026

evening guest ready x

me in a brown wool suit, tan shoes and burgundy tie

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Dave @isntdave.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The more I think about the huge benefits to the day-to-day lives, careers and relationships that safe and effective ADHD diagnosis and treatment has had for so many of my friends, the angrier I get that these numpties are spouting this trash because /they/ have decided that ND people are next

ben @benrs.uk · 26/09/2026

the Vanish “value pack” being filled like this, absolute scam x

the big vanish value pack tub in my hand of oxygen bleach and optical brighteners looking at most three quarters full having just been opened

ben @benrs.uk · 26/09/2026

the second hit of the tree sounds like a punching in a video game 😭

ben @benrs.uk · 26/09/2026

it’s possible i’ve underestimated how much apples i needed to pick from the tree (i need 750g)

large cooking apples on the kitchen table

zoom in on the Boots kitchen scale, showing just under 1.2kg of apples

ben @benrs.uk · 26/09/2026

still the funniest joke in cinema history

ben @benrs.uk · 26/09/2026

i feel like for one demographic being taken by companies saying everything has protein in it, there’s another similar one with CBD being ‘infused’ in things idk

silent night cbd pillow in tesco, nine pounds if you’re interested

ben @benrs.uk · 26/09/2026

old people who have monday to friday to go to the supermarket sure love going on weekends when people who work have to go huh

ben @benrs.uk · 26/09/2026

good morning

when I'm in a utility paving suitable for all kind of needs and areas
competition and my opponent is

Derbyshire Brown blend
Reconstituted stone Paving slab,
0.2m' (L)450mm (W)450mm

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John Lubbock @jwsal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Sad to report that the Daily Telegraph is horny for Blair.

The Telegraph: Five tips to get arms like Tony Blair's in your 70s
The former prime minister's toned biceps took us by surprise this week - and show that muscle mass can be gained and retained at any age
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Tony Blair's impressive arm muscles were visible in a gym photo shared on Instagram by Sultan Bachtiar Najamudin, speaker of Indonesia's Regional Representative Council (pictured left) Credit:

ben @benrs.uk · 26/09/2026

why is it always #scs and never #dfs 😔

ben @benrs.uk · 25/09/2026

snakes on a plane or vapes on a train, which is worse go

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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Is better at acting than Gal Gadot

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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Crying in court AHAHAHAHAHAHA www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Daniel Thomas pleads not guilty after dinghy slashed in Channel

Daniel Thomas is accused of criminal damage after a video appeared to show him slashing at a dinghy.

ben @benrs.uk · 25/09/2026

had an good evening meeting oomfs! now on way home 😌

ben @benrs.uk · 25/09/2026

insane fuel economy ngl

a jeep car with 999mpg

ben @benrs.uk · 25/09/2026

bit overgrown

an out of action platform 3 at arbroath railway station with lots of bushes in the track bed with the portakabins in the background in the old goods yard

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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Nathan Field: You're a real PNG file, right?

Elizabeth Holmes on the PNG checkerboard background "Why would I deceive you?"

ben @benrs.uk · 25/09/2026

a 95 year old movie about mental illness, a movie with a hideous bowlcut, an anime with a John Denver song as the theme, and a movie with the worst actor of all time wow what versatility x

snow white (2025) 1 star
whisper of the heart (1995) 4.5 stars
a cry in the dark (1988) 3.5 stars
a bill of divorcement (1932) 3 stars

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Tyron @tyron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

will their children be double-barrelled as David-Cameron

ben @benrs.uk · 25/09/2026

a real one

catherinezetajones • 34m

Sorry for the typo on my last story.
Just woke up and I didn't have my glasses on and I was lacking my gluten free cereal and there was no coconut milk and I couldn't find my earrings that I took off last night and I am missing my dog

ben @benrs.uk · 25/09/2026

gm