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Slippery Nips

@soapynipples.bsky.social
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The world needs more whimsy and less christofaടcist dictators. Most Liked bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qg44sm3yc2… Random bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qg44sm3yc2…

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You’re really pretty, wanna hit me with a shovel?
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My boobs are too big and im mad at the government
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Slippery Nips @soapynipples.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
GIF your mental health
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Life is a highway, constantly under construction with large periods where I don't move at all
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I never really trusted lettuce in the first place.
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 16/07/2026
that's it, we're pulling your dick sucking cert until you can re-qualify
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Slippery Nips @soapynipples.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Reposting someone else's titty pic. For the gays. 🌈
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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Admiring your big spoon energy
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
"I bet you could husk some corn" isn't the panty dropper you'd think it'd be
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Slippery Nips @soapynipples.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
One tough part about being middle-aged is that you don't get called "young blood" when getting advice from an older black man
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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
what an exhausting time to be alive
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
i knew it was a mistake to take off my eclipse glasses
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Slippery Nips @soapynipples.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Keep renaming stuff after yourself, chud. It will be that much sweeter to peel it off when you're dead and gone.
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Slippery Nips @soapynipples.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I was considering whether to have a brownie after breakfast when I noticed this furry little reply from the universe
a squirrel, outside, holding a fun-sized candy bar in its front paws
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Slippery Nips @soapynipples.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
You say silicon, I say silicone
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Slippery Nips @soapynipples.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Remember when all we had to post about was bacon, nachos, and gangbangs?
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Wonder Kitten @wonderkitten.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Saw one of those new maga street signs today. It said “slow children”
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Slippery Nips @soapynipples.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I think I wizzed where I was supposed to khalifa
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Slippery Nips @soapynipples.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I think I wizzed where I was supposed to khalifa
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Slippery Nips @soapynipples.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
The professional photographers on stage at rock concerts are just as distracting as phone screens in the audience. WTF is the point of either one??
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I think I forgot how to post good
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).
1) pic of Melissa and Mark Hortman 2) pic of Melissa Hortman and dog Gilbert
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 30/06/2025
i would eat the rich, i would. honest. it’s just that they don’t fit my macros
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Slippery Nips @soapynipples.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Levar meme, no to "son of a bitch" and yes to "bitch of a fuck"
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Slippery Nips @soapynipples.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Duo looking like he shouldn't have trusted that fart
Duolingo app icon looks uncomfortable
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Slippery Nips @soapynipples.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I got promoted at work and I've never felt dumber
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Slippery Nips @soapynipples.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I got promoted at work and I've never felt dumber
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Not straight, not gay, but a secret third thing: unfuckable.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
i fear my account was built over a haunted cemetery
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✨🐈‍⬛KittyKorner🐈‍⬛✨ @kittykorner.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Full disclosure… if your post is more than 3 lines, I am probably not reading it
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Kim @kmbrly.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
America what are you doing and why is it nothing?
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Andreya @andreyasasylum.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Today is a perfect day for Excedrin… and that meteor we were promised.
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Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I finally got up the courage to come out of the closet. The homeowners were startled.
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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
It’s Fuck it all Friday. So fuck me and fuck you too!
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Slippery Nips @soapynipples.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
A Hero Patch, but one that goes directly on your brain
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Slippery Nips @soapynipples.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
It's not about what I want. Never has been
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Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
When I say “hit it from behind” I mean karate chop my back, please.
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 04/01/2025
Being lazy af is a huge time saver.
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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
if Mountain Dew lowers your sperm count explain the entire population of West Virginia
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
As long as there are no left turns, I’ll take you anywhere you wanna go.
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Slippery Nips @soapynipples.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I PAID EIGHT DOLLARS WHERE IS MY FEAR BONER
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Look, if you're gonna keep chewing through the ropes, this relationship is never gonna work.
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I’m not unpopular, I’m selectively disliked.
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Slippery Nips @soapynipples.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Maybe porn has ruined me but Nosferatu was boring af
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
If you don’t warn your children about Bryans with a “Y” who will?
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