Reposted by Slippery NipsMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 20/09/2026You’re really pretty, wanna hit me with a shovel? 1313666 0
Reposted by Slippery Nips🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My boobs are too big and im mad at the government 39511 0
Reposted by Slippery NipsGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Life is a highway, constantly under construction with large periods where I don't move at all 3417 0
Reposted by Slippery NipsSeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I never really trusted lettuce in the first place. 3508 0
Reposted by Slippery Nipsoctember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 16/07/2026that's it, we're pulling your dick sucking cert until you can re-qualify 041 0
Slippery Nips @soapynipples.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Reposting someone else's titty pic. For the gays. 🌈 020 0
Reposted by Slippery NipsAmbooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Admiring your big spoon energy 4123 0
Reposted by Slippery NipsShade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 01/07/2026"I bet you could husk some corn" isn't the panty dropper you'd think it'd be 713656 0
Slippery Nips @soapynipples.bsky.social · 01/07/2026One tough part about being middle-aged is that you don't get called "young blood" when getting advice from an older black man 031 0
Reposted by Slippery NipsTana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 20/05/2026what an exhausting time to be alive 012123 0
Reposted by Slippery Nipssweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 08/01/2026i knew it was a mistake to take off my eclipse glasses 616436 0
Slippery Nips @soapynipples.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Keep renaming stuff after yourself, chud. It will be that much sweeter to peel it off when you're dead and gone. 010 0
Slippery Nips @soapynipples.bsky.social · 29/11/2025I was considering whether to have a brownie after breakfast when I noticed this furry little reply from the universe 031 0
Slippery Nips @soapynipples.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Remember when all we had to post about was bacon, nachos, and gangbangs? 000 0
Reposted by Slippery NipsWonder Kitten @wonderkitten.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Saw one of those new maga street signs today. It said “slow children” 2198 0
Reposted by Slippery NipsSlippery Nips @soapynipples.bsky.social · 31/12/2024I think I wizzed where I was supposed to khalifa 001 0
Slippery Nips @soapynipples.bsky.social · 31/12/2024I think I wizzed where I was supposed to khalifa 001 0
Slippery Nips @soapynipples.bsky.social · 04/10/2025The professional photographers on stage at rock concerts are just as distracting as phone screens in the audience. WTF is the point of either one?? 000 0
Reposted by Slippery Nips PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 03/10/2025I think I forgot how to post good 611448 0
Reposted by Slippery NipsBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived). 20136684634 0
Reposted by Slippery Nipsal-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 30/06/2025i would eat the rich, i would. honest. it’s just that they don’t fit my macros 3569 0
Slippery Nips @soapynipples.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Duo looking like he shouldn't have trusted that fart 010 0
Reposted by Slippery NipsSlippery Nips @soapynipples.bsky.social · 03/01/2025I got promoted at work and I've never felt dumber 001 0
Slippery Nips @soapynipples.bsky.social · 03/01/2025I got promoted at work and I've never felt dumber 001 0
Reposted by Slippery NipsMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Not straight, not gay, but a secret third thing: unfuckable. 731795 0
Reposted by Slippery Nipssweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 06/04/2025i fear my account was built over a haunted cemetery 192 0
Reposted by Slippery Nips✨🐈⬛KittyKorner🐈⬛✨ @kittykorner.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Full disclosure… if your post is more than 3 lines, I am probably not reading it 2101 0
Reposted by Slippery NipsKim @kmbrly.bsky.social · 13/02/2025America what are you doing and why is it nothing? 77922 0
Reposted by Slippery NipsAndreya @andreyasasylum.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Today is a perfect day for Excedrin… and that meteor we were promised. 06123 0
Reposted by Slippery NipsSplendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 10/01/2025I finally got up the courage to come out of the closet. The homeowners were startled. 932165 0
Reposted by Slippery NipsUffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 10/01/2025It’s Fuck it all Friday. So fuck me and fuck you too! 082 0
Slippery Nips @soapynipples.bsky.social · 10/01/2025A Hero Patch, but one that goes directly on your brain 000 0
Reposted by Slippery NipsShimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 05/01/2025When I say “hit it from behind” I mean karate chop my back, please. 5379 0
Reposted by Slippery NipsMarjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 04/01/2025Being lazy af is a huge time saver. 3389 0
Reposted by Slippery NipsSteve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 04/01/2025if Mountain Dew lowers your sperm count explain the entire population of West Virginia 1931162 0
Reposted by Slippery NipsForrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 04/01/2025As long as there are no left turns, I’ll take you anywhere you wanna go. 1315743 0
Reposted by Slippery NipsSlippery Nips @soapynipples.bsky.social · 04/01/2025I PAID EIGHT DOLLARS WHERE IS MY FEAR BONER 001 0
Reposted by Slippery NipsDead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Look, if you're gonna keep chewing through the ropes, this relationship is never gonna work. 24821 0
Reposted by Slippery NipsIdle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 04/01/2025I’m not unpopular, I’m selectively disliked. 04017 0
Slippery Nips @soapynipples.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Maybe porn has ruined me but Nosferatu was boring af 111 0
Reposted by Slippery NipsSeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 02/01/2025If you don’t warn your children about Bryans with a “Y” who will? 2104 0