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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

You’re really pretty, wanna hit me with a shovel?

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

My boobs are too big and im mad at the government

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Life is a highway, constantly under construction with large periods where I don't move at all

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I never really trusted lettuce in the first place.

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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 16/07/2026

that's it, we're pulling your dick sucking cert until you can re-qualify

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Slippery Nips @soapynipples.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Reposting someone else's titty pic. For the gays. 🌈

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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Admiring your big spoon energy

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

"I bet you could husk some corn" isn't the panty dropper you'd think it'd be

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Slippery Nips @soapynipples.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

One tough part about being middle-aged is that you don't get called "young blood" when getting advice from an older black man

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Slippery Nips @soapynipples.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

So jacked to see them in Ann Arbor, and The Velveteers are opening?? Come on.

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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

what an exhausting time to be alive

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

i knew it was a mistake to take off my eclipse glasses

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Slippery Nips @soapynipples.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Keep renaming stuff after yourself, chud. It will be that much sweeter to peel it off when you're dead and gone.

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Slippery Nips @soapynipples.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

I was considering whether to have a brownie after breakfast when I noticed this furry little reply from the universe

a squirrel, outside, holding a fun-sized candy bar in its front paws

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Slippery Nips @soapynipples.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

You say silicon, I say silicone

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Slippery Nips @soapynipples.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

Stop you're gonna make me unload

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Slippery Nips @soapynipples.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

Mmmm yeah group those fuckin utensils

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Slippery Nips @soapynipples.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

Remember when all we had to post about was bacon, nachos, and gangbangs?

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Wonder Kitten @wonderkitten.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Saw one of those new maga street signs today. It said “slow children”

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Slippery Nips @soapynipples.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

I think I wizzed where I was supposed to khalifa

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Slippery Nips @soapynipples.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

The professional photographers on stage at rock concerts are just as distracting as phone screens in the audience. WTF is the point of either one??

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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

I think I forgot how to post good

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).