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John of the North

@shutupmac.bsky.social
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I made some bleeps and bloops and played some noisy things and some people enjoyed it. ADSR and analog filters. Now middle-aged and ordinary. Stroke and TBI survivor. My Posts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:y223crzq4m…

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Wendy @wendyb07.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Sometimes I look over at the recumbent bike I’m not using and say, “you’re doing great.”
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I have many friends who live in "The South." Not once have they used an expression like "Don't part my hair with a pick-axe and tell me it's a hot apple pie." They disappoint me.
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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I wonder what name ants give to having the top of their mound sheered off by a lawn mower. I bet it’s tornado death sword.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Me: Can someone take a look at this rash? The other people at the bus stop:
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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Changing my Microsoft Teams status to “It’s Complicated”
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John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
If you see this post your mentor
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Alt: Val Kilmer as Chris Knight in the movie “Real Genius”. He’s cutting frozen liquid nitrogen into slices the size of quarters for the vending machines. The text reads “Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid”. The quote continues “with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?”
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Old enough to recognize this as a data center
Lockable floppy disk holder from the late 20th century
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John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
If I were a transformer I'd probably be a tape recorder from 1983
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
This heat being what it is remember to take the time to properly hydrate with a nice egg salad sandwich.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
*took two Benadryl 30 mins ago* think I might be the best at operating heavy machinery
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Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
your package is on its way! we don't know anything about it! we don't even HAVE it yet, lol! do you want to hear about the label? we worked really hard on the label!
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John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Christopher Nolan’s Blazing Saddles
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John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
It’s gross outside
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John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
My Onlyfans is just me repeatedly telling the dogs to stop jumping on me
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
My parents are going away this weekend, so keg party at my place.
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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
me: all belts are off her: I think you mean all bets— me: *eyeing the all-you-can-eat buffet* I said what I said
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John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Fridays are great but I wish they were more like Saturdays
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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I'm not complaining, per se, I just thought there'd be more holograms by now.
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John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
That’s enough hobnobbery for one day
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John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You’ve talked your last talk
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Going to give it the old college try: sleeping to avoid doing stuff
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Imagine if dogs knew there were bones inside them
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ruth bader yinzburgh @violetvolume.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Verify you are a human to continue reading. Turn off your ad blocker to continue reading. Submit your email to continue reading. Subscribe to continue reading. Fuck off I'm not reading it then
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John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Bluesky me
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Bedazzled: Man Waving with Cigarette
ALT: Bedazzled: Man Waving with Cigarette
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
You should be able to send a piece-of-shit-o-gram to remind someone they're a piece of shit.
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John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The Great American State Fair. Being held in Washington D.C. Which isn't a state. And isn't a fair.
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MajorFlake @majorflake.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Fool me once, I probably won't even notice. Fool me twice and I might, but probably not.
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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I tried to muffle a sneeze in the crook of my bare arm and it made a super loud fart sound instead
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This day in history. 1906. In New York City finance heir Harry Thaw fatally shot prominent architect Stanford White in the face for ruining his wife and sporting an abominable moustache. A jury found that White's moustache had driven Thaw temporarily insane.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
*brings guitar to campfire circle *tunes guitar *waits for everyone to be quiet *gently places guitar on campfire
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John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I put on this video of dogs and music to help the boys with their separation anxiety while I’m at work and so far I’ve seen 5 dogs take a piss
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Erin Eph @erineph.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Every now and then archaeologists uncover a well-made, well-preserved 2,500-year-old chariot. And I think future archaeologists are going to do the same thing with the Honda Acoord
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AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
You should always agree to a quick 30-min drink with your best friend because that 1.5 hours can be the best 6 hours of your life.
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John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The energy I'm bringing to America's 250th birthday:
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Person Sleeping on Airplane Engine Mid-Flight
ALT: Person Sleeping on Airplane Engine Mid-Flight
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John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
They should be looking for someone with a much larger head. MUCH larger.
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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Tried to slide into her DMs and broke my clavicle
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John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The walk of shame except it’s just me finally going in the house after scrolling my phone in the driveway for 43 minutes
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John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I’ve fallen off the wagon and am once again addicted to laffy taffy
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John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
(watching all this capital reflection pool algae coverage): what a bunch of dumbasses
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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
i hope you don’t think it’s weird, but sometimes i open your profile picture and zoom in on your face so it fills the screen and air kiss next to your cheeks to pretend like we’re europeans saying hello
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John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I was a different person when I joined this meeting
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
They're only intrusive thoughts for the first 7 years, after which they obtain squatters' rights.
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John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Staying home from work to play Fallout should be a paid absence
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John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Share a movie soundtrack you love
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Real Genius: Happy and Sad for You
ALT: Real Genius: Happy and Sad for You
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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I wouldn't say "descent into madness." it's more of a lateral move.
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John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood!
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TRON ARCADE GAME 1982 BALLY MIDWAY retro oldskool video game
ALT: TRON ARCADE GAME 1982 BALLY MIDWAY retro oldskool video game
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John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I have a new granddaughter 😊😊😊😊😊
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John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
No regrets? That must be nice
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Ever have a dream that had such a good feel, you woke up wanting to crawl back into it and live there?
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
“I hate his guts” is pretty oddly specific. How do you feel about his knees?
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