Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.socialJosephine Riesman @josie.zone · 2h"Alright bros, party time-- let's play Edward 40khands!" {bros all strap warhammer figurines to their hands and start punching each other with them} 94311
Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.socialdonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 17hIs there a possible downside to all of us permanently losing our minds 1850678
Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.socialRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 8hRepublicans Don’t Know Ball Update: A hockey blogger asked the two Michigan Senate candidates for statements on the Red Wings. Rogers: blah blah Michigan loves the Red Wings El-Sayed: angry rant about how the cheap owners MUST pay Detroit’s young star defenseman octopusthrower.com/what-each-mi... 943484662
Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.socialAnn Marie Awad @anntastic.bsky.social · 23hanyone notice women at the gym dress like horses now? 1235
Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.socialrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 22hout walking and i saw a guy making effusive faces & gestures at me so i removed one headphone. all i caught of what he was saying was ‘the whole damn buffet, baby!’ so. wonder what that was 141382
Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.socialan appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I'm sad I can't be a part of this conversation on X 729215
Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.socialKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My man looks like the first perp Lennie Briscoe pulls in for questioning 3815
Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.socialKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 13/10/2026youtu.beThe Simpson funnies moments 2017 - Everybody Goes Outside Instead Of Watching Itchy And Scratchy -YouTube video by Battle Girl 634131
Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.socialHagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 11/10/2026not really into this whole “for they shall inherit the Earth” thing. I’m meek for the love of the game 324641
Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.socialJosephine Riesman @josie.zone · 14/11/2023CHARLIE BROWN: Can I kick it? LUCY: Yes, you can! CHARLIE BROWN: Can I *kick* it? LUCY: Yes, you can! CHARLIE BROWN: Can I _kick_ it. LUCY: Yes, you can! CHARLIE BROWN: {running toward ball} Well, I’m gone! LUCY: {pulling the ball away} Gone! 261189326
Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.socialJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Giorgio Moroder 533688
Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.socialMatthew Shadle @matthewshadle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Catholic Archbishop for the Military Services with pastoral responsibility for US soldiers issues statement saying Catholic military personnel are morally obligated to refuse to participate in a potential livestreamed execution of Nidal Hasan. www.milarch.org/archbishop-b...milarch.orgArchbishop Broglio Issues Statement on Proposed Execution Livestream - Archdiocese for the Military, USAArchbishop Broglio has issued a statement on the proposal to livestream the execution of Nidal Malik Hasan by firing squad. 17993298
Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.socialJess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 10/10/2026This article offers half a dozen reasons why people have stopped having friends and family over, but it ignores the fact that the women who planned parties and kept homes tidy enough for unplanned guests are now working for pay full-time (usually more than 9-5). www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...theguardian.comThe dreadful decline of hosting at home: ‘I feel shame any time a friend comes over’It used to be quite normal to pop next door for a coffee or invite friends over for dinner. But not any more. What’s behind this change – and just how damaging is it? 1162650447
Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.socialAlan Siegel @alansiegella.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Joe, as always, is doing God’s work. 21095
Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.socialKatelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 10/10/2026He's just like me FR 141293186
Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.social#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Mayhem gotta run over Liberty Biberty OR the GEICO cavemen can club it to death OR the General can make Shaq shoot it 0114
Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.socialashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 09/10/2026if you don’t keep up with the youth i want you to know they’ve renamed “tramp stamps” to “cake toppers” which feels like the first advancement for feminism in a long time 7362521361
Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.socialDavid Gerbosi @gerbosi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I recorded a radio commercial with him once. While I was editing he picked up a copy of The Onion and read this article. Dude was pissed. Every vein in his head bulging. Trying to explain to Ditka the concept of a satirical newspaper was one of the hardest things I’ve ever done. 532235
Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.socialrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i like to fire up This Old House and just let the accents wash over me 2441516
Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.socialfoaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train 394647793
Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.social#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"Stop going no contact with your possum" - my latest for the Free Press 0307
Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.socialsirosenbaum.bsky.social @sirosenbaum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"Observers at court had thought Southampton too fantastic and volatile to take a wife" just say gay it's faster 0233
Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.socialtoilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately 193115363134
Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.socialChristina Holland @mortalwombat.info · 06/10/2026For context this happened in a court dispute when Katy Perry was trying to buy the nuns' convent and not when the nun heard her open her most popular song with the lyrics "Do you ever feel like a plastic bag" 051
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Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.socialMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 05/10/2026I’ve always wanted to use scotch tape birthed by C-3PO ❤️ 4514
Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.social🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 19/02/2025🎶 How do I get back there to the place where I fell asleep inside you? 🎶 1255
Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.socialInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026 03644653
Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.socialDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It's piling on I guess, and I haven't seen Digger, but Iñáritu and Cruise are an absolutely apex "cannot even begin to imagine what this person thinks is funny" pairing. 2963124
Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.socialjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Did you know that the spiders in your home learn your routine? So if you see a spider when you're jacking off in the morning, it's a pervert 432348
Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.socialBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Yall who are not from the UK don't understand that what Nigella Lawson is doing to Paul Hollywood is, she is gangsta checkin' him. Ask Mary Berry. He's failing 1985658
Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.socialthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 03/10/2026sovereign citizen basketball player: “I’m not traveling. I’m driving” 952850
Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.socialJosh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026my "the troops did not lose the relics of a medieval warrior prince in ukraine" tshirt is raising a lot of questions 4284
Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.socialBen McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Oh okay we are rounding up every car dealership owner in 2029 517525
Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.socialBrett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 02/10/2026The chart explains AI hype more than any chart that's ever been charted. 201179277
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Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.socialBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026this would be an incredible film if you started it with all the normal serial killer hunting tropes 792814514
Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.socialCris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I leave my replies open for the same reason hashem put that tree in the center of the garden: to see if you idiots can exercise some self control, and impose consequences if you can’t 1236
Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.socialCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026MY MAN. Knicks fans are allowed to hate him for obvious reasons but he is our French Woke Alien and I love this dude. Doesn't give a fuck about upsetting the league. Spoke out on ICE and the murders in Minnesota when he wasn't 'supposed' to. 1374553
Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.socialTom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I often think of this 3837
Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.social#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A dickfront is brewing 723234
Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.socialJosephine Riesman @josie.zone · 28/09/2026You gotta hand it to Jay-Z for consecutively rhyming "Martha Stewart" "far from Jewish," "Harvard student," and "balls to do it" in the space of like eight seconds. That's quite the dense panorama of human existence 0304
Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.socialNathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026fucking christ, now what. 3342931
Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.socialResident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Start by offering little miniature vans to warhammer enthusiasts and then slowly give them bigger ones over time 5601141
Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.socialKevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026How do we incentivize people to paint wizards on their vans again I haven’t seen a wizard van in a decade and it feels like we lost something precious Can we offer up a tax credit? Little bags of shrooms? Start a wizard van painting program at vocational schools? 1072267535
Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.socialGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 203190865450
Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.socialDan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"Oh me? Just chillin with my creepy tree." 6413
Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.socialweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 62107312533
Reposted by @shirleybeh.bsky.socialNathan Edwards @grackle.space · 26/09/2026Bring my whole self to work? Buddy, I don’t bring my whole self ANYWHERE. Have you seen that guy? 0184
![Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.
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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nycc7oummopgeptw555s6icn/bafkreicwbyb3msa5cnllbexjrxrmuw2s6qj36aiitv2tp5aos5nsz2pem4)
