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How long can you stand someone mixing a container of cottage cheese next to your ear I lasted for nine seconds

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Who dang, it’s time for Mrs. McGarrigle’s She maketh the mustards of mystery But also Balsamic & Cracked Pepper mustard, which I’ll be enjoying tonight Verily, if thou art in Canada ye must partake of this fyne domestic product ‘Tis a delight

A jar of Mrs. McGarrigle’s Balsamic and Cracked Pepper mustard, which uses both brown and yellow mustard seeds and tastes delicious

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*eyes overseas ballot in my inbox* Dang, I guess I better vote before they purge me

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How do we incentivize people to paint wizards on their vans again I haven’t seen a wizard van in a decade and it feels like we lost something precious Can we offer up a tax credit? Little bags of shrooms? Start a wizard van painting program at vocational schools?

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I apologize in advance for the cuteness I am about to unleash upon you I went outside again, you see This red squirrel had a little shelter of sticks and he stepped out into the sun to show me his FEETS 1/

SQUIRREL FEETS in the sun. They are attached to a whole squirrel. But the fact is we are looking at very cute little squirrel feet here, top one percent for sure

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We have the same initials and we’re friends and we both write fantasy and we often observe that cheese was a pretty great idea

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I went outside, y’all, and dang it does wonders for your attitude. Because some of the stuff out there is SUPER CUTE. Lookit this chipmunk climbing out on branches to eat these leafy thingies. LOOKIT. And I saw MORE. Behold the thread— 1/

I don’t know exactly what it’s eating but a chipmunk is framed by spindly branches of some leafy plant that it finds delicious.

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Kevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Let’s workshop that headline, eh? Orange Shitgibbon’s Threats to Canadian Sovereignty Force the Sale of California Winery Legendary Douchelord’s Unjust Trade War Harms California Winery Let’s place the blame properly. It’s not Canada’s fault. Trump flicked that first domino & the winery fell

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Good to know. I already got my overseas ballot so I will be on the lookout and vote no on those

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Kevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This is indeed tonight y’all. You can follow along on one of my channels and get to know these authors, hear about their spiffy stories, and ask questions!

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Kevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Tobias is a super rad guy and wondrous author. He’s had a right bureaucratic nightmare and if you can help a wee bit, that would be awesome.

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Horned Lark Press @hornedlarkpress.com · 23/09/2026

See? It’s amazing! You deserve a hug like that! You should read A DUBIOUS CLAMOR!

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Maybe you want some cronch to monch in your yogurt or skyr or parfait, but you don’t want storebought granola because damn it’s expensive and full of mystery ingredients. I got you covered. You can make your own pretty dang easily and the batches are much cheaper if you buy ingredients in bulk. 1/

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 22/09/2026

So many people out of their gourds right now that I am wondering if it might be simpler to ask who’s IN their gourd

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IMPORTANT: You can use the word 'autumnal' today.

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Yesterday’s late afternoon trip to the boggy bogs and marshes yielded some turbo cute juvenile yellow-rumped warblers snacking on bugs to fortify themselves before continuing their migration south. Also: A trumpeter swan! A KNIFE-BEAKED BIRD! A doe in one field and a young buck in another. #birds

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I have an all-new story in this super-thick anthology of 22 authors, which is out now. My story is called “Sinner’s Grave” and I hope ye enjoy.

A copy of the anthology UNAVOWED, edited by Shawn Speakman

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Been listening on repeat and it’s so good.

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Going birding with Mom this morning felt pretty good so I’m gonna do it again. TWO-A-DAY BIRDING

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Ye gods Screenshot from an email I just got from someone, which I am just sharing to say: PAY NO ONE. You, as the creative person, should get paid. These truckloads of bullshit are easy to cut through: Who’s getting paid? If it’s not you, run away. It’s a scam.

I have allegedly been offered an opportunity to publish my book with Henry Holt. They are asking for two things:
A Universal Media Core Dispatch and an Executive Acquisition Pitch. They are telling me that they need these two things and that I should use a Hollywood screenwriter. They are charging a huge amount of money. I am just wondering if this seems legit or if they are trying to take me to the cleaners.

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Marissa Lingen @marissalingen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Today’s early-mornin birdin got me some really nice shots of greater yellowlegs and a bonus killdeer in flight #birds @stevewaycott.bsky.social lookit that fourth one, that’s calendar material

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Virtual book event with @jomiles.bsky.social hosted by @kevinhearne.bsky.social ! Come around Wednesday to hear about our boooooks!

Green background with yellow text, a thorny vine, a sword, and two book covers
Alien Forests and Dubious Swords A chat with Jo Miles and Marissa Lingen Hosted by Kevin Hearne
Wednesday, September 23 7PM ET
Join the livestream at:
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@KevinHearneAuthor
Instagram: @kevinhearne
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv./kevinhearne

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Dag nabbit (and other, far spicier curses) I loathe these techbro shenanigans The people who wanted it gone WANT IT GONE This is like RFK bringing back measles and giving us shit-yer-britches lettuce WE DON’T WANT AI IN OUR LIVES

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For Ebook readers in the U.S. (and perhaps elsewhere, you never know), HAMMERED is on sale for a mere $1.99 on platforms here and there! I know not for how long. It may be just a today thing, so snag it for cheap while you can! Time to kick some Asgard! (And please let your peeps know.)

The cover of Hammered, book 3 of the Iron Druid Chronicles, Art by Sarah J Coleman. Festers illustrations of ravens, Ratatosk the squirrel, Thor’s hammer, and lots of Celtic knotwork.

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