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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 17h

I've finally got all my ducks in a row.

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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 23h

can we file a false advertising suit against malcolm gladwell for hosting something called "smart talks?"

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Puppet Masters/Castle Freaks Podcast @castlefreaks888.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

🚨New Episode!🚨 Ep. 194: Vengeance of the Dead (2001) w/ Dan McCoy We finish out our @flophousepodcast.com collaboration month w/ an odd regional, rural curio. It’s kind of an interesting little film; lots of leering grandpas and lots of immolation. Check it out! linktr.ee/puppetmaster...

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Seán Lynch @naes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Very glad I signed up to the Deathbed newsletter - reading @dankmccoy.bsky.social's short story Sheep this morning was a fun, spooky way to start the day, with some killer lines - "He’d tried memory foam, and foam he was sure couldn’t pick him out in a line-up." deathbed.ghost.io/sheep/

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

AI EXECUTIVE (bragging about his product): Using this every day has made me incredibly stupid

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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"Oh me? Just chillin with my creepy tree."

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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Okay, press. Good start. Now start showing these kind of balls when you're not personally being threatened.

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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Whalefall: "It's okay your dad was an asshole to you, because it prepared you for the common occurance of being swallowed by a whale."

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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Puzzling over a vanity license plate that said IDEALGY. Misspelled "ideology?" Or does it mean "ideal guy?" Because that's factually incorrect. No ideal guy has a vanity license plate that says IDEALGY.

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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

@hotdogsladies.bsky.social I would never in a billion years have interpreted "Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!" the way you did/claimed is the obvious and most common interpretation.Totally take it the other way @siracusa.social mentioned.

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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

@alisonwillmore.bsky.social Belatedly listened to your The End of Oak Street episode and enjoyed your explanation of the Midwestern delicacy of the Pork Tenderloin Sandwich. I pre-described it to her, but my NYer wife was STILL bafflee when she saw one on our 1st visit to my home turf (Central IL).

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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Saw a trailer for The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping and thought "Wow, that's an AMAZING cast for a movie I just can't imagine they could find any way to make narratively compelling."

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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

"We're being honored at the Rock Hard Café later." --actual Jem dialogue right now

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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

did we ever crown a new king of cartoons

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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

"T.S., I'll go out with you, but could you stop comparing the evening to a patient etherized upon a table? It's creepy."

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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Spending my Friday night asking the important questions.

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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

All Jem episodes exist on a spectrum from mild insanity to total bonkos wackadooville. This episode (Hollywood Jem: Part One) is closer to the latter, and it's amazing.

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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

"Help and feedback" section of Google Maps inoperative. GEE I WONDER WHY.

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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Young dude on the street called Audrey and me a beautiful couple, and he did not appear to be trying to sell us something.

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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

It's fortunate I'm not constantly wandering into major violent conspiracies like Reacher. (1) much smaller (2) no applicable skills (3) usually tired (4) would rather not

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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Doctor: The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should cheer you up. Patient: But doctor, I *am* Pagliacci! (removes false mustache) I just wanted to make sure you were prescribing me as a depression cure, like our deal. (holsters hidden gun) Congrats doc. You passed.

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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

You've heard it already, but if somehow you *haven't* (and if my opinion carries any sway with you) -- Furious (on Hulu) is very good.

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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

kinda chic to shut the fuck up and stop misusing the word "chic" to describe every fucking thing in the world

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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Both my and Audrey's non-moviegoing Moms texted us separately asking if they should *drive to another city* to see The Odyssey in IMAX. WHO IS TELLING OUR NATION'S MOMS THEY NEED TO CARE ABOUT THIS?

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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

They try to tell you that everybody poops, but I say do your own research.

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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

my arms are too short to box helena

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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

how were those evil times? they were mid.

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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Was watching Reacher and saw the episode's director was Sam Hill, and I said, "Who the Sam Hill directed this?!" out loud to the otherwise empty room, so I'm possibly the most "dad" person who doesn't have children.

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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Look, let me shout at a cloud for a second: Razors become nearly useless SO FAST.

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The Flop House Podcast @flophousepodcast.com · 14/08/2026

It's a magical day!

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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

personally, I'm against the one night only bill, and I'll be telling my representatives

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The Flop House Podcast @flophousepodcast.com · 04/08/2026

LA listeners! Dan occasionally contributes to The Novelizers, a delightful podcast where comedy writers "novelize" big Hollywood movies, and the results are read by comics/actors. They're doing a live show on August 27, where a Dan chapter will be read by the great Andy Daly. Go if you can!

calendar.dynastytypewriter.com

The Novelizers presents T:2

Andy Daly, Paul Scheer at Dynasty Typewriter

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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

slimer was a traitor to ghostkind

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The Flop House Podcast @flophousepodcast.com · 27/07/2026

Flop TV Season FOUR is coming! theflophouse.simpletix.com

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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Umbrella Corporation: "Hmn. We're really fucking up the world with our zombie monster virus... We should probably just stay the course, right?" AI companies: "These guys make a lot of sense!"

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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Why's it gotta be *mortal* kombat? Can't we just do it so everyone has fun?

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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

anyone know any good books or movies about a cyclops

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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Michael Keaton is one of our great "put a hand on the wall and turn away while talking" actors.

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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

"Icy London / Icy France / I need thermal underpants." --Traditional

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Danny Baruela @dannybaruela.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

AI steals jobs, even in fictional universes. When was the last time you saw a person walking around saying, "Gonk, gonk" in Star Wars?

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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Audrey: "I feel like I'm forgetting something..." Me: "Sarah Marshall?" --reason 2371 I'm an irritating husband

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

there is literally no amount of caveats or careful wording that will protect you from stupidity or bad faith, so you might as well say things straightforwardly and strongly to begin with.

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