Reposted by 🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 19/02/2025🎶 How do I get back there to the place where I fell asleep inside you? 🎶 1235
Reposted by 🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Whatever you say, AI ad for some bullshit. 063
Reposted by 🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Jfc there’s a lot of weird health pseudoscience out there. Straight up sympathetic magic shit. 031
Reposted by 🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It is fucking baffling and infuriating how many parents are like, NO ERYTHROMYCIN OINTMENT! NO VITAMIN K! NO HEPATITIS VACCINE! Please circumcise! 🤪 I DO NOT WANT UNNECESSARY MEDICAL INTERVENTIONS* *except re: his penis 031
🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It is fucking baffling and infuriating how many parents are like, NO ERYTHROMYCIN OINTMENT! NO VITAMIN K! NO HEPATITIS VACCINE! Please circumcise! 🤪 I DO NOT WANT UNNECESSARY MEDICAL INTERVENTIONS* *except re: his penis 031
🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026MORE LIKE MOOOOOOD SUPPORT HAHAHAHHA AMIRITE? 010
🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Jfc there’s a lot of weird health pseudoscience out there. Straight up sympathetic magic shit. 031
Reposted by 🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Unfun fact: insurance companies spam patients’ doctors to suggest new meds or different meds for them. E.g. Suggesting 5+ medications you’ve already tried and had bad reactions to bc they’re generic and cheaper than the one that works safely! 001
Reposted by 🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026🎶 are there that many songs about rainbows? or are you just thinking of one? 🎶 111
🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026🎶 are there that many songs about rainbows? or are you just thinking of one? 🎶 111
🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Unfun fact: insurance companies spam patients’ doctors to suggest new meds or different meds for them. E.g. Suggesting 5+ medications you’ve already tried and had bad reactions to bc they’re generic and cheaper than the one that works safely! 001
🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Me: *feeds baby some oatmeal* Baby: I’m gagged. 010
Reposted by 🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧Peldrigal @peldrigal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026In Italian "chiedere all"oste se il vino è buono", "to ask the taverner if the wine is good" means to ask a useless question. 06312
Reposted by 🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 05/08/2026There’s confusion in a bad names subreddit I’m in bc a trans man called himself FTM and people thought it stood for “first time mom” and he had to be like THIS NAME IS FOR ME. 041
🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Shitty WaPo article on GrOuNDinG: "When animals get sick, they go to the ground. We know that people lie down on the ground and they feel better” Husband: What else are they going to do? Float in the air?! 001
Reposted by 🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧🏳️⚧️ Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] @alexandraerin.com · 05/09/2026An oyster is a sandwich? 021
Reposted by 🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 17/07/2026If anyone wants more validation for their childfree status, my baby spit up into my bra yesterday. 011
Reposted by 🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 14/07/2026No one: AI flyer: 💦💦💦💦💦 173
Reposted by 🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Naval terms are ridiculous. “Go to the mizzenmast on the poop deck.” No, I will not do that, that is absurd. 1727340
Reposted by 🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Dr. Sylvester Graham’s 1834 speech on the danger of gooning: 001
🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I saw someone in full military uniform scooting. 000
Reposted by 🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I’m begging game developers to pick better names. 042
Reposted by 🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I’m willing to bet that more than one died of diarrhea. Two s(h)itting US presidents have! 001
🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Me: *carries baby for 9 exhausting months and then has him cut out of me* Baby: Dadadadada dada adadadada dada! 030
🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I hope they like Bible-themed word searches! 000
🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026My mom tried to say she loved Kafka but accidentally said “I love caca” and my nephew will probably never get over it 020
🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026They’ve been at sea longer than my baby has been alive and he was born before Christmas! 010