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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧

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"My origin story is I was bitten by a radioactive know-it-all and given the power to talk too much." she/her, 30s If you know me from somewhere else and add me, let me know bc frequently I cannot tell, thanks!

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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
🎶 How do I get back there to the place where I fell asleep inside you? 🎶
Screenshot from Star Wars of the scene where Luke is put inside a dead tauntaun
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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 3h
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Image of storage containers with miscellaneous items in them.Zoomed in image of the top left container showing that the soda cans in it say “pees” instead of Pepsi.
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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 10h
STOLEN VALOR. 🫡
@graavity81 44m

Not one person is begrudging the disabled, we are annoyed at the perfectly abled but LAZY ppl stealing valor by claiming listening is reading. All the audiobook crowd has to do is say "l listened" instead of "I read."
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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 10h
Baby, NO!
SECURE YOUR SOCKETS
Babies have no idea what they are playing with.
Use outlet plug covers to secure your wall or extension sockets before it is too late.

Image of a toddler using a screwdriver on a power strip.
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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Apple Music lyrics screenshot for It's Hard to Say "I Do", When I Don't by Fall Out Boy but it says:

I've got the red carpet dick, roll out
So put your hands in the air and don't make a sound
But don't get the wrong idea
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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jfc there’s a lot of weird health pseudoscience out there. Straight up sympathetic magic shit.
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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Simpsons aurora borealis scene but it says:

HEY, BABE, THE SKY'S ON FIRE

NO, JAMES TAYLOR, IT'S JUST THE NORTHERN LIGHTS.
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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It is fucking baffling and infuriating how many parents are like, NO ERYTHROMYCIN OINTMENT! NO VITAMIN K! NO HEPATITIS VACCINE! Please circumcise! 🤪 I DO NOT WANT UNNECESSARY MEDICAL INTERVENTIONS* *except re: his penis
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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nightmare rotation.
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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It is fucking baffling and infuriating how many parents are like, NO ERYTHROMYCIN OINTMENT! NO VITAMIN K! NO HEPATITIS VACCINE! Please circumcise! 🤪 I DO NOT WANT UNNECESSARY MEDICAL INTERVENTIONS* *except re: his penis
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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Simpsons aurora borealis scene but it says:

HEY, BABE, THE SKY'S ON FIRE

NO, JAMES TAYLOR, IT'S JUST THE NORTHERN LIGHTS.
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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
MORE LIKE MOOOOOOD SUPPORT HAHAHAHHA AMIRITE?
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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jfc there’s a lot of weird health pseudoscience out there. Straight up sympathetic magic shit.
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Beef Ovaries
Hormone harmony & libido

Beef Heart
Endurance + circulation

Beef Fallopian Tubes
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Beef Kidney
Stress & mood support

Beef Uterus
PMS relief & cycle balance

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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tweet by eve peyser @evepeyser

Men: now that I have a daughter l care about women.
Women:
[tweet by Justin Bieber @justinbieber
so blessed. so moved. so grateful. cant believe this is my life. never going to take it for granted. always going to give back. thank you]

10/8/16, 6:41 PM
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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Unfun fact: insurance companies spam patients’ doctors to suggest new meds or different meds for them. E.g. Suggesting 5+ medications you’ve already tried and had bad reactions to bc they’re generic and cheaper than the one that works safely!
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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🎶 are there that many songs about rainbows? or are you just thinking of one? 🎶
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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
MOM.
Duolingo screenshot:

Duolingo: ¿Sabes qué tipo de música se toca con el dulcimer?

My mom: Ah, usualmente la música es antigua o Fuck música.

Duolingo: Tip Instead of Fuck música, say música folclórica.

Duolingo: ¡Sí, la música folk es muy bonita!
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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🎶 are there that many songs about rainbows? or are you just thinking of one? 🎶
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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Unfun fact: insurance companies spam patients’ doctors to suggest new meds or different meds for them. E.g. Suggesting 5+ medications you’ve already tried and had bad reactions to bc they’re generic and cheaper than the one that works safely!
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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ugh, fine, IMDb.
1 Trivium
Sorted by Interesting
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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me: *feeds baby some oatmeal* Baby: I’m gagged.
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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
SNL sketch image of Ivanka promoting a perfume called “Complicit” but it’s Ed Sheeran’s face
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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran with “This is going to ruin the tour.”
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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Gunplay with the one from Duck Hunt on NES.
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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran with “This is going to ruin the tour.”
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Peldrigal @peldrigal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
In Italian "chiedere all"oste se il vino è buono", "to ask the taverner if the wine is good" means to ask a useless question.
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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I knew it.
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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
There’s confusion in a bad names subreddit I’m in bc a trans man called himself FTM and people thought it stood for “first time mom” and he had to be like THIS NAME IS FOR ME.
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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Huh.
Hot dogs are the new oysters
Axios • 16h
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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
2. Dangerous operation when fold the ladder: Do not put your hands on the pedals. Be careful not to be caught

This way will result in a b c as below:
a very loud vibration and noise
b.hurt hand
c.bad mood
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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
LinkedIn Park.
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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Shitty WaPo article on GrOuNDinG: "When animals get sick, they go to the ground. We know that people lie down on the ground and they feel better” Husband: What else are they going to do? Float in the air?!
"When animals get sick, they go to the ground. We know that people lie down on the ground and they feel better," she said. Research suggests that being in nature can decrease your blood pressure, improve cognitive function and potentially lengthen and improve the quality of sleep.
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🏳️‍⚧️ Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] @alexandraerin.com · 05/09/2026
An oyster is a sandwich?
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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Huh.
Hot dogs are the new oysters
Axios • 16h
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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
If anyone wants more validation for their childfree status, my baby spit up into my bra yesterday.
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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
No one: AI flyer: 💦💦💦💦💦
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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Naval terms are ridiculous. “Go to the mizzenmast on the poop deck.” No, I will not do that, that is absurd.
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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Dr. Sylvester Graham’s 1834 speech on the danger of gooning:
PREMATURE OLD AGE-MELANCHOLY.
Sometimes this general mental decay continues with the continued abuses, until the wretched transgressor sinks into a miserable fatuity, and finally becomes a confirmed and degraded idiot, whose deeply sunken and vacant, glassy eye, and livid, shriveled countenance, and ulcerous, toothless gums, and foetid breath, and feeble, broken voice, and emaciated, and dwarfish, and crooked body, and almost hairless head, covered, perhaps, with suppurating blisters, and running sores, denote a premature old age, a blighted body, and a ruined soul; and he drags out the remnant of his loathsome existence, in exclusive devotion to his horridly abominable sensuality. More frequently, however, the mental powers maintain their existence, to inflict, if possible, a deeper and darker vengeance on the miserable offender. Beginning with an occasional dejection of spirits, he goes on in his transgressions, until an habitual depression, and then a deeper gloom,
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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I saw someone in full military uniform scooting.
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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I’m begging game developers to pick better names.
Screw removal puzzle game called Screwdom
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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I’m willing to bet that more than one died of diarrhea. Two s(h)itting US presidents have!
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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
People also ask
Was Elagabalus queer?
Who was the femboy Roman emperor?
Which emperor died of diarrhea?
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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Survey: does he?
walk into the club like what up I got a big cock
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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Me: *carries baby for 9 exhausting months and then has him cut out of me* Baby: Dadadadada dada adadadada dada!
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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I hope they like Bible-themed word searches!
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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
My mom tried to say she loved Kafka but accidentally said “I love caca” and my nephew will probably never get over it
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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Simpsons scene with “It smells funny in there” “No, it doesn't” but instead “FAMILY MEMBERS ARE CONCERNED ABOUT CONDITIONS ON THE LINCOLN.”
“NO THEY’RE NOT”
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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
They’ve been at sea longer than my baby has been alive and he was born before Christmas!
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