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@shanyo.bsky.social
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i'm not even remotely interesting. i'm a huge fan of goats. my brain is a hot mess. pro oxford comma.

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Canadian Cynic @canadiancynic.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Your morning reminder of some of the people still supporting a sexual predator and child rapist. You're welcome.
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 23/06/2025
i have not been able to grow one bird with this seed
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Jinothy @jinah.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Oh wwiii just started? Perfect time for the neighbors to set off fireworks
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Life got you down? There’s a nap for that.
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
A masterpiece
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TracieBreaux @traciebreaux.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
being married is just telling your spouse the same thing over again but with increased rage every time you repeat it
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 28/02/2025
GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office. ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
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꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅ @shanyo.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
fuck. that. guy.
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꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅ @shanyo.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
fuck it
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꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅ @shanyo.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
A quick resistance task: 1. Google Gulf of Mexico 2. "Gulf of America" is the top 3. Click on the three little dots to the right of it 4. Select "Send Feedback" 5. Click on "Gulf Of America" 6. Select "Inaccurate content" 7. Select "Incorrect" and type in "The correct name is "Gulf of Mexico"
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James M. Branum @jmbranum.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
What to do if ICE comes to your door... #Immigration #HumanRights #FuckLaMigra #Law #ICE #FuckFascism
What to do if ice comes to your door.. one do not open doors 2. Remain silent 3. do not sign 4. report The Raid 5. fight back
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
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꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅ @shanyo.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
foggy ruins with the caption "fog is just goth air"
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꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅ @shanyo.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
who doesn't know this?
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
i bet when the Hamburglar robs people he holds them at bun point please do not unfollow me
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Sorry to be a dinosaur / old man but I cannot emphasize enough that video-based social media has been a catastrophe for the human intellect
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꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅ @shanyo.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
pic of a children's book with a chicken just released from his shell, holding a gun, titled "you tried scrambling the wrong egg motherfucker"
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꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅ @shanyo.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
it is finally my time! Wordle 1,290 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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EmoG @emog.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
The longer I’m home, the more homeless I look.
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Edutopia @edutopia.org · 25/12/2024
Wishing you a restful break! Thank you for all you do, educators—we'll see you in the new year 👋
Comic titled "The Educator's Guide to Winter Break." It shows a series of steps, each with a corresponding illustration. 1: Sleep in (alarm clock). 2: Make a list of all the things you want to get done (to do list with multiple chores and tasks). 3: Realize you deserve a break (light bulb). 4: Make a new list (to do list with only 2 tasks, relax and watch a movie). 5: Get started! (couch in front of a TV, with orange-socked feet hanging off the end)
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꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅ @shanyo.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
zero!
white zero slippers with black eyes and pumpkin noses (with an extremely messy background)
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Justin Lastname @justinaion.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Sitting at a middle school choral concert thinking how absolutely absurd it would be for music teachers to be evaluated based on how many kids were on key and nailing choreography.
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Cath @catblack.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
‘Tis the season to be mehstive
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Brigit Strawbridge @brigitstrawbridge.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Happy Midwinter Solstice lovely Bluesky folk! ☀️🌙 May this day mark a turn towards the light, and may the return of the sun fill our hearts and homes with warmth, happiness, and kindness... 'Winter Solstice' painting by Belgian based artist, Tijana Lukovic - www.tijanadraws.com #WInterSolstice
Woman with long white hair and cloak covered in stars and moon, walking through snow, surrounded by wild animals, as the sun rises
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Sardonic Tart @sardonictart.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
[Being murdered] "Oh good now I don't have to finish wrapping these Christmas gifts"
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TracieBreaux @traciebreaux.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Husband: we got invited to 3 holiday parties Me: yay people like us Husband: are we going Me: absolutely not
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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Woke up against my better judgement again
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꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅ @shanyo.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Meme from matt @nosourceofhoney that reads: we are the grand daughters of the grandma's your reindeer couldn't run over
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flamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
millennials are the best generation bc we ate the perfect amount of microplastics
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PapaJ @michiganpapa.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I'm not for abolishing responsible gun ownership; I am however 150% in favor of much stricter gun control legislation at all levels.
Protest sign reading: "Who in your life would have to die from gun violence before you would support gun control?"
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 25/12/2023
bah humpug
A sepia / burnt umber illustration of a grumpy pug with long sideburns, dressed like Ebenezer Scrooge in a suit, cloak, bow tie, and top hat.
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
[Santa sliding down the chimney at my house] Ho ho holy shit they left the fireplace on jesus christ I burnt my ass.
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Simon C. Holland @simoncholland.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Everyone loves when the scissors glide but when you tape the back of the present and the pattern on the paper matches up perfectly? That feels like drugs.
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 15/12/2024
not to be negative but I really hate when all the things
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꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅ @shanyo.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
We've got New York drones now, too. Started yesterday. Annoying as shit.
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 13/12/2024
ME: ok ok i’ll start over. standard california license plates have three letters next to each other and rarely do they form an actual word. that car had “HEY” on it’s plate and that’s cool, right?? THEM: please just pull forward to the next window
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Hey. You might need this today
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I couldn't shoot a deer but under the right circumstances I would probably slap one in the face
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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
What I like most about BlueSky is how on twitter I always felt like I was an outsider looking in and I do here too, so it really feels just like home.
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꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅ @shanyo.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Three-year-old, apropos of nothing: "I really like your skin." Am I raising a serial killer?
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 10/12/2024
normalize shutting the fuck up goddamnit
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꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅ @shanyo.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Wordle 1,269 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
You should be able to get out of speeding tickets by describing how the song you were listening to made you feel
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
ME: anything? PROSTITUTE: anything *an hour later* PROSTITUTE: ok I made dinner, set that appt for you, and called your mom back but this was a one time thing bc you’re fuckin sick
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gas station dream girl @cheygoulet.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Something wrong in your life? There’s a nap for that.
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