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niko 🌞 roman

@saucecorrode.bsky.social
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niko 🌞 roman @saucecorrode.bsky.social · 13h
If you die in battle you get to see several slow motion replays while devils hold up little score cards
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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
my boy Saltevia: They built a towering angel in the hard lands. A sentinel to think on our pain me: i think thats a good idea. certainly someone, or something should watch from on high my boy Saltevia: They told us to narrow our hearts though. To survive the new cold me: i already narrowed my heart
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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
[0004611] Monarch arrived - is goblin.
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niko 🌞 roman @saucecorrode.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
jamming california rolls into my six-shooter
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niko 🌞 roman @saucecorrode.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
y'all talking about feet pics when you should be talking about peat fix. the bog is in shambles
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stack of scares @stackofbears.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I hear you. Loud and clear. I will no longer be casting 𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐈𝐆𝐄𝐑 at baptisms in my area. Although 𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐈𝐆𝐄𝐑 is actually more of a blessing, I should not have expected the broader community to be aware. I will be sure to fix that before casting 𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐈𝐆𝐄𝐑 at any future baptisms.
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Grandpa can get a bit aggressive with the other grandpas at the grandpa park.
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niko 🌞 roman @saucecorrode.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The worst part about throwing out your back is you can't even chase down the garbage truck
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niko 🌞 roman @saucecorrode.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
cheque yourself before you wreque yourself
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dracula 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
sneaking a bottle of graveyard dirt into the movies
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My wretched henchmen have failed me once again. And that's ok - It's what henchmen do! The last thing you want is a competent henchman. That's how you end up with a scheming vizier
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niko 🌞 roman @saucecorrode.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Revolutionizing the culinary industry with my patented cans of sweetened compressed beans
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niko 🌞 roman @saucecorrode.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Slight of hand but thick of wrist, palming closed the open fist. Risking rhinoplastic harm to ring a round with nasal charms
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stack of scares @stackofbears.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Announcement. Citizen-Slave #49133. Because of your helpful comments at morning convocation, 18 drops of nutrient slurry have been added to your gruel. Grow strong. Announcement. Citizen-Slave #8160. Because of your generally petulant character, you have been sentenced to 11,000 years in the pit.
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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I feel a great sense of kinship with everybody waiting parallel with me at this stop sign but everybody waiting perpendicular to me is my mortal enemy
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niko 🌞 roman @saucecorrode.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sprinkling a secret blend of herbs and spices on my manifesto so the detectives have something tasty to suckle
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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
smoking turnips with a guy named Lord Bonus who lives in a culvert. he told me "you look like the totem moon" and insinuated a great war would be fought in my dreams
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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the skull is the perfect bone because he (my skull is a man) encages the slimy brain, which defies boneship by jiggling🪼 and thinking🤔, the two extant bone anathemata. the worst bone is leg. it insists upon a destination
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frielf @goblin.fans · 05/10/2026
somebody sharpened the horizon while we were sleeping
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frielf @goblin.fans · 05/10/2026
snorting lines of pharmaceutical grade jazz
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niko 🌞 roman @saucecorrode.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
medical weasel prosthesis, large
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Nightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
throw pillows are not meant to be thrown, despite the name. perhaps our limited understanding of the laws of nature is to blame.
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mara scary 🌦️ @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ah hah hah! you have solved my devilish carpet tack puzzle. you may now put it on me posthaste (suddenly reticent) "bedsheets?" ah... yes... a frivolity... banned from my realm... leave me. at once
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 04/10/2026
What a Joist!®
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niko 🌞 roman @saucecorrode.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They give me top billing at the circus because I beat the other flesh clowns in gland to gland combat
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neotl @ctrlcreep.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
At 9AM, the zebra crew passes through Central Station. These stripey-shirted commuters travel in a herd thousands strong in order to visually confuse predators
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Don’t know why trick-or-treaters are annoyed I’m scooping guacamole into their bags. It’s a premium add-on
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
me: Hey, I can’t sleep. Do you think it’s because of stress? hand puppet: *rolls over on my pillow to look at me* you have had a lot on your plate recently.
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niko 🌞 roman @saucecorrode.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dipping my bride during our first dance and her head clicks all the way back, Pez shooting out of her neck slot. the guests are screaming and tripping over loose candy as it begins to rise above our knees. the doors are barred from the outside and we can't get out, oh my god we can't get out,
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You have a new daily slog on ToilHub
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glow moss @tolecrien.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(holding a baby) is this thing regulation?
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Saw your man collecting splintered and structurally weak materials for the family nest
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My enemies are amassing on the outskirts of town. Probably to apologise for their grievous misconduct
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martha quicklime @humblebumbler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
(at dark mcdonalds drive thru) Speaker: oough. have you come to release me from my waking dream me: nah sorry. can I get a repast of the forlorn S: nine souls today. round up for the penitent order of dolora? me: not today S: ok pull forward (a boulder appears and squishes me like a bug)
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mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“You aren’t in traffic, you ARE the traffic.” Nuh-uh. Not me. I’m different. Better. Other drivers want me here
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niko 🌞 roman @saucecorrode.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Throw down your lobsters, for the king has granted clemency for all goodly shellfish and crustaceans this day
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
every time i feel anxious and unsettled i just try to remember that beneath the earth lies an immense stone labyrinth that awaits us with the patience of a hunter
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harpy @harpy.party · 30/09/2026
advanced garden with Memory Loam™️ technology
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leemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
the Amish have over a hundred words for suspenders
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Recent events have a lot of people asking difficult questions like "Is that real?" "What is true?" "How sheer the veil between Being and Seeming?" - Here's 5 🤚 things you can do to address this in your leadership 🧵
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niko 🌞 roman @saucecorrode.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Knitting a nice warm pair of long johns from fissile material
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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
now sensing and detecting all ancient rules. now following ancient rules...ancient rules followed. now compliant with the ancients
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𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒔𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒚 𝒅𝒊𝒆𝒔 @borgerville.com · 01/10/2026
im crushing rocks with my mind
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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I could probably be tricked into an emotion by a television or a man behaving like a television
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My doctor is sending me to a Muppet therapist
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niko 🌞 roman @saucecorrode.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
(frying delicious mud pies) loam, loam on the range
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niko 🌞 roman @saucecorrode.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Raise a glass for my large adult son, who accidentally bought boys-cancelling headphones and was vaporized when he tried to blast Bad Romance
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Beach body season is officially over. It's time to embrace forest floor body season now. I wanna get real mossy. I want some teens to poke me with a stick.
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niko 🌞 roman @saucecorrode.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
GRINCH ARTIFACT UNBOXING
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