Reposted by mara maybe🌦️Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 16hif i was a camera person for pornography i'd probably bust in my pants all the time because im an empath 0233
mara maybe🌦️ @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 18hwe all have that one shift lead that is stuck in a dream 150
mara maybe🌦️ @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 21hdog "people" when they don't have a vessel to do transference on for 0.2 seconds 140
mara maybe🌦️ @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026siri show me top ten wireless earbuds with most sensitive mic under $50 140
Reposted by mara maybe🌦️Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 28/09/2026I am pleased to announce the reveal of the "ultimate" combination of ingredients! Together these will create the ultimate combo- Oomf! 0203
mara maybe🌦️ @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026babe you never let me put you in the microwave 🥺 070
mara maybe🌦️ @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026His name is Security Deposit and he will kill again 1240
Reposted by mara maybe🌦️mimi @m1mim1mi.bsky.social · 20/08/2026ticketa and ticketo i drew last week 320551
Reposted by mara maybe🌦️bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026your computer should fight for its life every time you go to shut it off 37914
mara maybe🌦️ @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026me and my goons are going to get a cave named after you pal. you're going to be a red silhouette on a side view cross section dude. 10pm news. They're gonna have to drano you out of the kind of crevasse we're putting you in 090
mara maybe🌦️ @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026you are a delight to the senses bro do a turn for me 0223
Reposted by mara maybe🌦️easily gored princess @draculaflowniece.bsky.social · 28/09/2026youre mommy's little [GRAPE] slut arent you. you love eating mommy's [4 POUNDS] of [GROCERY STORE] [GRAPES] for only [3.50 EUROS]. 217639
mara maybe🌦️ @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026trying to burn how this weather feels into my brainstem 160
mara maybe🌦️ @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It only took most of the year but I think I've finally made good on my resolution to become evil 0110
mara maybe🌦️ @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Hey man it's been ten minutes why hasnt your phone screen autolocked. Been catching up on any radio dramas lately 170
Reposted by mara maybe🌦️Lyra and 1 other @muzzlesbian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the real message of showhound 324354
mara maybe🌦️ @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"Fried rice is unhealthy" very fascinating . i want to see what you look like without any blood now! 0130
mara maybe🌦️ @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026this is 4lb of cajun fried rice. one serving 3667218
mara maybe🌦️ @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026hm do I look fuckable enough to walk from my door to my car and then later from my car to my door or should I be skinned alive and have all my limbs removed and be rolled in salt and thrown in a woodchipper and set on fire 1120
mara maybe🌦️ @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I feel like I'm buying a new small spray bottle every week. nobody told me there would be this many spray bottles 280
Reposted by mara maybe🌦️contemptible scoundrel @elf-chaser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026[chiming in on a thread fifteen replies deep in which two or more mutuals are rather luridly flirting with each other] none of that matters right now I need your help. theyre going to saw off my fingers 210738
Reposted by mara maybe🌦️mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026sorry for staring down there bro. the fade creases on your jeans are like a soothing sensory toy for my weary eyes 3233
mara maybe🌦️ @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026(with the same cadence as "whats up, beast?") what's up, Predator 240
Reposted by mara maybe🌦️John Dipshit @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You can’t just keep calling it the Burgerreich 😭 The US: 312333
Reposted by mara maybe🌦️Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 27/09/2026the most powerful weapon you have as a dweeb is the power of your vagina 091
Reposted by mara maybe🌦️Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 26/09/2026Me & Hugo (Hugo is Gay-identified): (leaning forward, whispering) Weird how people interact... 0124
Reposted by mara maybe🌦️Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 27/09/2026the only problem i have with a big big lady is that i dont like to eat her big fat big juicy juicy boobs i prefer to eat my food 152
Reposted by mara maybe🌦️cool girl 1996 @11828appelstall.bsky.social · 27/09/2026play with me or im going to shoot you 0183
mara maybe🌦️ @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026shinji is kind of baka vibes if you think about it #medialiteracy 050
mara maybe🌦️ @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026okay I was going to quote repost this with a picture of an awesome, enormous omelette that turned out perfectly, which it did, but uh my phone camera actually cannot take pictures after 9pm actually. so just imagine it 090
mara maybe🌦️ @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026who is up letting it (forgetting the name of the song by the cranberries) crust 180