mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“You aren’t in traffic, you ARE the traffic.” Nuh-uh. Not me. I’m different. Better. Other drivers want me here 529932 299
Pea-ohh-BOO 👻 @peaopoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I, unlike everyone else, have a legitimate reason to be on the road right now! 050 5
fencepostmalone.bsky.social @fencepostmalone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’m so good at driving I can weave through traffic at high speed while others travel the same speed with adequate spacing for safety. 0170 17