Reposted by niko 🌞 romanmara scary 🌦️ @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 1hDoctor says I have to cut back on elf tallow 2172
niko 🌞 roman @saucecorrode.bsky.social · 12/10/2026If you die in battle you get to see several slow motion replays while devils hold up little score cards 010
Reposted by niko 🌞 romanrare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 11/10/2026my boy Saltevia: They built a towering angel in the hard lands. A sentinel to think on our pain me: i think thats a good idea. certainly someone, or something should watch from on high my boy Saltevia: They told us to narrow our hearts though. To survive the new cold me: i already narrowed my heart 0538
Reposted by niko 🌞 romandwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 11/10/2026[0004611] Monarch arrived - is goblin. 2258
niko 🌞 roman @saucecorrode.bsky.social · 10/10/2026y'all talking about feet pics when you should be talking about peat fix. the bog is in shambles 030
Reposted by niko 🌞 romanstack of scares @stackofbears.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I hear you. Loud and clear. I will no longer be casting 𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐈𝐆𝐄𝐑 at baptisms in my area. Although 𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐈𝐆𝐄𝐑 is actually more of a blessing, I should not have expected the broader community to be aware. I will be sure to fix that before casting 𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐈𝐆𝐄𝐑 at any future baptisms. 081
Reposted by niko 🌞 romanSiege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Grandpa can get a bit aggressive with the other grandpas at the grandpa park. 1216357
niko 🌞 roman @saucecorrode.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The worst part about throwing out your back is you can't even chase down the garbage truck 000
Reposted by niko 🌞 romandracula 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 07/10/2026sneaking a bottle of graveyard dirt into the movies 27611
Reposted by niko 🌞 romanmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026My wretched henchmen have failed me once again. And that's ok - It's what henchmen do! The last thing you want is a competent henchman. That's how you end up with a scheming vizier 09622
niko 🌞 roman @saucecorrode.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Revolutionizing the culinary industry with my patented cans of sweetened compressed beans 000
niko 🌞 roman @saucecorrode.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Slight of hand but thick of wrist, palming closed the open fist. Risking rhinoplastic harm to ring a round with nasal charms 000
Reposted by niko 🌞 romanstack of scares @stackofbears.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Announcement. Citizen-Slave #49133. Because of your helpful comments at morning convocation, 18 drops of nutrient slurry have been added to your gruel. Grow strong. Announcement. Citizen-Slave #8160. Because of your generally petulant character, you have been sentenced to 11,000 years in the pit. 0336
Reposted by niko 🌞 romancorpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I feel a great sense of kinship with everybody waiting parallel with me at this stop sign but everybody waiting perpendicular to me is my mortal enemy 110718
niko 🌞 roman @saucecorrode.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Sprinkling a secret blend of herbs and spices on my manifesto so the detectives have something tasty to suckle 000
Reposted by niko 🌞 romanrare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 05/10/2026smoking turnips with a guy named Lord Bonus who lives in a culvert. he told me "you look like the totem moon" and insinuated a great war would be fought in my dreams 410919
Reposted by niko 🌞 romanrare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 05/10/2026the skull is the perfect bone because he (my skull is a man) encages the slimy brain, which defies boneship by jiggling🪼 and thinking🤔, the two extant bone anathemata. the worst bone is leg. it insists upon a destination 310218
Reposted by niko 🌞 romanfrielf @goblin.fans · 05/10/2026somebody sharpened the horizon while we were sleeping 1537
Reposted by niko 🌞 romanfrielf @goblin.fans · 05/10/2026snorting lines of pharmaceutical grade jazz 1467
Reposted by niko 🌞 romanNightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026throw pillows are not meant to be thrown, despite the name. perhaps our limited understanding of the laws of nature is to blame. 1476
Reposted by niko 🌞 romanmara scary 🌦️ @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026ah hah hah! you have solved my devilish carpet tack puzzle. you may now put it on me posthaste (suddenly reticent) "bedsheets?" ah... yes... a frivolity... banned from my realm... leave me. at once 071
niko 🌞 roman @saucecorrode.bsky.social · 04/10/2026They give me top billing at the circus because I beat the other flesh clowns in gland to gland combat 000
Reposted by niko 🌞 romanneotl @ctrlcreep.bsky.social · 04/10/2026At 9AM, the zebra crew passes through Central Station. These stripey-shirted commuters travel in a herd thousands strong in order to visually confuse predators 0134
Reposted by niko 🌞 romanmave @mave.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Don’t know why trick-or-treaters are annoyed I’m scooping guacamole into their bags. It’s a premium add-on 241209169
Reposted by niko 🌞 romanlukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is 130133122145
Reposted by niko 🌞 romanJo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026me: Hey, I can’t sleep. Do you think it’s because of stress? hand puppet: *rolls over on my pillow to look at me* you have had a lot on your plate recently. 439987
niko 🌞 roman @saucecorrode.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Dipping my bride during our first dance and her head clicks all the way back, Pez shooting out of her neck slot. the guests are screaming and tripping over loose candy as it begins to rise above our knees. the doors are barred from the outside and we can't get out, oh my god we can't get out, 020
Reposted by niko 🌞 romanSam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You have a new daily slog on ToilHub 010017
Reposted by niko 🌞 romanglow moss @tolecrien.bsky.social · 02/10/2026(holding a baby) is this thing regulation? 27013
Reposted by niko 🌞 romanterror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Saw your man collecting splintered and structurally weak materials for the family nest 240863
Reposted by niko 🌞 romanterror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My enemies are amassing on the outskirts of town. Probably to apologise for their grievous misconduct 21353316
Reposted by niko 🌞 romanmartha quicklime @humblebumbler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026(at dark mcdonalds drive thru) Speaker: oough. have you come to release me from my waking dream me: nah sorry. can I get a repast of the forlorn S: nine souls today. round up for the penitent order of dolora? me: not today S: ok pull forward (a boulder appears and squishes me like a bug) 6630111
Reposted by niko 🌞 romanmark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“You aren’t in traffic, you ARE the traffic.” Nuh-uh. Not me. I’m different. Better. Other drivers want me here 529932
niko 🌞 roman @saucecorrode.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Throw down your lobsters, for the king has granted clemency for all goodly shellfish and crustaceans this day 010
Reposted by niko 🌞 roman🐺Cold🪦Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 15/09/2025every time i feel anxious and unsettled i just try to remember that beneath the earth lies an immense stone labyrinth that awaits us with the patience of a hunter 1678168
Reposted by niko 🌞 romanharpy @harpy.party · 30/09/2026advanced garden with Memory Loam™️ technology 0377
niko 🌞 roman @saucecorrode.bsky.social · 01/10/2026static.klipy.comJurassic Park: Dr. Grant's Iconic Shades MomentAlt: Jurassic Park: Dr. Grant's Iconic Shades Moment 010
Reposted by niko 🌞 romanleemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 19/08/2023the Amish have over a hundred words for suspenders 113720
Reposted by niko 🌞 roman🐺Cold🪦Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Recent events have a lot of people asking difficult questions like "Is that real?" "What is true?" "How sheer the veil between Being and Seeming?" - Here's 5 🤚 things you can do to address this in your leadership 🧵 06510
niko 🌞 roman @saucecorrode.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Knitting a nice warm pair of long johns from fissile material 020
Reposted by niko 🌞 romanrare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 01/10/2026now sensing and detecting all ancient rules. now following ancient rules...ancient rules followed. now compliant with the ancients 19719
Reposted by niko 🌞 roman𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒔𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒚 𝒅𝒊𝒆𝒔 @borgerville.com · 01/10/2026im crushing rocks with my mind 27011
Reposted by niko 🌞 romancorpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I could probably be tricked into an emotion by a television or a man behaving like a television 25810
Reposted by niko 🌞 romanPanera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My doctor is sending me to a Muppet therapist 1143
niko 🌞 roman @saucecorrode.bsky.social · 30/09/2026(frying delicious mud pies) loam, loam on the range 000
