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Richard Dean Anderson

@gateshawk.bsky.social
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I left you a voicemail Author of "Johnny's Brand New Big Boy Bike" www.amazon.com/Johnnys-Brand-New-Bi…

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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 3s
Ripping out the built in bookcaae of Life
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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 33s
Is stamped concrete the way to go?
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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 2h
From 3 Stooges "Out West"
bottle that reads "Old Homicide (bootled Monday)"
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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 2h
BILL "ICE CREAM" SIMMONS: Ice cream might actually be underrated
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
you ever seen that programme "the simpsons"? It was on the telly, yeah. Yellow men.
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laura @lauracreature.bsky.social · 3h
has anyone seen my scepter? worked of fine silver, inlaid with amethysts & porphyry, emits a low thrum from moonrise to moonset?
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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 4h
My doctor is sending me to a Muppet therapist
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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 5h
Whipping up a quick breakfast
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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 5h
Wearing Meta glasses on the basketball court
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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 6h
Are glasses the new hot fashion item?
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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 6h
Is anything old school anymore?
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cool girl 1996 @11828appelstall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
like this tweet to live in fear
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
chicago pope pulled his hamstring dipping a beef on a dibs chair. two tree times bro hey “fuhgettaboudit”
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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 6h
Crew cut and glasses is the look of fall
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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 16h
I'm not allowed to say inspo
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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 16h
Should anyone be allowed to be a pro skater?
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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 16h
Are you a leader in your community?
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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 16h
Let's ask the Hawks if they saw Jack Smith at the game
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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 16h
The Hawks game could be in Atlanta or any number of other places
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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 16h
(tune of Let's Go To the Movies) Let's go to the Hawks game
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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 17h
I have final signoff
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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 17h
Some of you guys forgot to have your posts preapproved by me
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martha bigtime @humblebumbler.bsky.social · 22h
trader joes is for people who religiously do the nyt crossword monday tuesday only
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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 18h
Anyway we had fun
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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 18h
✅ Where we're you guys
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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 21h
Running an extension cord to the defense table for a single burner hot plate
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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 22h
Moisturizing heavily at the defense table
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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 23h
Performatively carbo loading at the defense table
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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reminding the librarian that Jeff Bezos wants to take this away from us
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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Setting up my models and visual aids in traffic court
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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Drinking truth serum on the stand
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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Intimacy coordinator talking about the different bases
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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They are renaming it the Kroger Crash States of America
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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you know Latin you already have a pretty good idea what Fixodent does
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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have my headset on, watching my computer. It's incredibly effective.
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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Where we're you when you found out about the Kroger crash?
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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Kroger crash
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)))))) @ec6o.ooo · 29/09/2026
dinsoaurs invented the pyriamids
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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I used to be able to remember up to 18 things
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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Kroger needs to put an iPass outside the bathroom
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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Would you crash into Kroger to use their potty?
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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Anybody need some documents?
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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have in my hand some documents
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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Would you take points off the board if it meant you had a chance to do something incredible?
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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No worries if yes #builtdiffrent
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How’s everything tasting?
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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Anyone is like family to me
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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Will rain be an issue?
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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hate when I end up looking like the bad guy
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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
(Combining Derrick Rose and Kevin Durant pronouncements) Why can't my mom be MVP?
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