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TooEarlyFishSndwch

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Jonathan Ladd @jonathanmladd.com · 10/10/2026
A very fascinating finding from @ryanburge.bsky.social. (reposted from facebook)
We created an index of anti-religion sentiment among those with no religious affiliation.
The biggest predictors of animosity towards religion?
Attending a religious school 
Ever identifying as evangelical 
Having both parents identifying as evangelical.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/10/2026
White House Downplays Hyena Biting Down On Trump’s Ass theonion.com/white-house-downplays-…
White House Downplays Hyena Biting Down On Trump’s Ass
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Joshua Holland @joshuaholland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is your reward for slavishly kissing his ass for 10 years
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ll be on MSNOW for the 10 o’clock hour to share some pivotal news developments about your mom.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Prayers up for my buddy Eric Schmitt! After a tough day at work he forgot to pull his pants down before taking a shit & had to waddle home as loose turds periodically fell out of his pant leg.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Guy who hacks every liquid soap dispenser machine at his job to moan when it dispenses soap
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Doug Gordon @brooklynspoke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Is it legal for the President to burn down people's houses? We'll hold off on deciding that until December. For now, the President can continue to burn down people's houses." - John Roberts and company
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Supreme Court Allows Rapid Third-Country Deportations, for Now (Gift Article)
The court also announced it would hear arguments in December on the legality of the Trump administration policy to swiftly deport immigrants to countries not their own.
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Refugees from the right are welcome, but not at the lectern. Go stack chairs. This isn't the next phase of your career. The next phase of your career doesn't involve a camera or mic.
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 24/09/2026
they should make a sequel where the witch is a dog instead and call it Blair Bud
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
zilla hog dragging a trench in the sand as he emerges from the ocean
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Erin S. Pumpkins @erincikanek.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I bet the women in his life told him this but he didn’t listen until an algorithm repeated it to him.
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sorry I'm late, I didn't realize how many buttons my shirt has
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
jared young's CT scan was thankfully negative which means they didn't find conway twitty in there
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026
PGA Announces Golf Will Be Loud Now theonion.com/pga-announces-golf-wil…
PGA Announces Golf Will Be Loud Now
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
don't scroll too fast out there, kids. you'll miss important fantasy baseball updates and possibly get very confused.
Miguel Vargas homers, steals base in victory.

But the headshot is cropped to make his li'l goatee look like the pubis area of someone.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day the boys are back in town
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
they replaced andy rooney with a Randy Loony!
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The only thing left that Twitter is good for
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
But it might work for us
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 03/09/2026
i hate this shit. one of those two groups are correct! this isn't a debate over which fanta flavor is the best
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TooEarlyFishSndwch @santacameearly.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
We’ll all be expressing the cable glands on our ai robodogs before we know it
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TooEarlyFishSndwch @santacameearly.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yeah this is exactly the band that came to mind for me too
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
In independence, Missouri, hometown of Harry Truman, tonight city councilman John Perkins got absolutely rocked, losing a recall election with 68% voting to end his term immediately over his vote to approve a big data center. www.kmbc.com/article/inde...
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Independence Councilman John Perkins recalled after voting to approve multibillion-dollar data center
Independence voters recalled District 1 Councilman John Perkins following his vote to approve a multibillion-dollar data center project.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I don't understand what the average computer dork wants from us. Does AI do some coding thing well? Ok bud! Why do I give a shit? Why do you want my approval? Cigarettes and alcohol help me write essays and poems. I don't require you to be proud of me for using them. They are very harmful!
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It's OK at doing code for you? Great. What does that have to do with how it keeps popping up to demand to rewrite a paragraph that's already written and edited?
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Steve McPherson @steventurous.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
14yo has a friend who thought IYKYK was a representation of laughter, like Popeye going, “ik ik ik ik” and now I will never be able to unsee it.
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Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Trump is promising to boost the U.S. economy by making it harder for Americans to trade with the rest of the world. He is also promising to destroy Iran's economy by making it harder for Iranians to trade with the rest of the world.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The government has canceled my research grant to investigate why the whole body doesn't fill up with water through the butt hole when you jump in the pool
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Alex Mayer @alexmayer34.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Game #129 in 2026 The Mariners win 6-5 in 10 innings on a Leo Rivas walk-off single wearing City Connects on a Friday night. Game #129 in 2024 The Mariners win 6-5 in 10 innings on a Leo Rivas walk-off single wearing City Connects on a Friday night. 🦁 #TheMayerGWS, Part 2️⃣
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 21/08/2026
I did not know Roberts has a private island (altho ofc he does) but I love that people who did know that paddled up to it to protest Like, the amount of loathing for you and your fascist BS required to go interrupt your vacation via canoe lmao
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
In the american context communism is mostly unrelated to economics. Any progressive redistributive policy is communism, as is any egalitarianism of race, gender, or sexual orientation. Integration is communism, women in the workplace is communism, marriage equality is communism. It's deeply stupid.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
stay tuned for Johnny at the end
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I am physically sick struggling to explain this Natalie business to my son’s Bayler & Kryss. They saw Bret Ratner’s superb “Melania” doc opening night with friends & have been inspired for years by the First Couple’s enduring love. Is it all a lie??? What do I do?? @support
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Sara Sanchez @bcbsara.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The greatest thing on the internet today
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 17/08/2026
[an hour into a movie date] ME [whispering]: i smuggled in some icecream sandwiches for us
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
in england they wear those poppy flower pins to commemorate when mr bean ran over a dog in 1992
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TooEarlyFishSndwch @santacameearly.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
He says directly to a wall while repeatedly trying to walk through it
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
only getting a chance to watch Hard Knocks now and 1) Leonard Williams has absurd local game store energy (extremely laudatory) 2) the shadow boxing is adorable 3) when the big drama is that DE3 is menacing QBs too efficiently for preseason you’re doing aight
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 12/08/2026
It really looks like the top of this guy’s head belongs to someone else entirely, and that other person isn’t even facing in the same direction.
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 11/08/2026
Well I'll be darned (1/2)
John Roberts swearing in Bill Barr in the Oval OfficeMike Pence swearing in Jeff Sessions in the Oval OfficePam Bondi getting sworn in in the Oval OfficeTodd Blanche getting sworn in in the Oval Office
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Jeff @gojeffgo.com · 09/08/2026
When a band you liked played on Letterman.When a band you liked played on Letterman and Paul Schaffer's band joined in.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Ah crap my perceived in-group status didn't shield me from the inevitable violence of fascism. I had been really counting on that. That was my load-bearing identity.

Paperwork 
Ah crap my perceived in-group status didn't shield me from the inevitable violence of fascism. I had been really counting on that. That was my load-bearing identity. 

I never caused any kind of fuss to be clear. Kept my head down. It bought me maybe fifteen months tops. Which isn’t so bad all things considered. And come to think of it was I not entitled to that reprieve? A kind of reward for my loyalty if you looked at it a certain way. 

Or more likely it’s possible there had been some kind of mistake. A snafu in the filing system. Ok hold on a sec they’re calling my name right now. I’m going to bring it up. I’ve got all my papers in order right here.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Good framing.
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Kindergarten girls targeted for invasive exams by new GOP-led ballot measure
Washington State voters will decide the fate of a ballot initiative that would require girls from kindergarten through high school to undergo sex-verification testing before playing school sports — a ...
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
(Reassuringly) the president has the zoomies
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
"The appetizer spread was out of this world" Monahan said. "I have never seen onion rings like that in my life."
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TooEarlyFishSndwch @santacameearly.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Savannah bananas?
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
“Tonight’s Presidential Hour of Hate is brought to you by the good people of General Motors. Whether you hate transgender kids or are just a garden variety white supremacist, GM is there for you!”
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Ariel Edwards-Levy @aedwardslevy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Going to link back to some very smart research published a while back showing that people consistently have a hard time estimating the size of groups, and that the mistaken estimates do not seemingly have much to do with perceptions of the groups themselves.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Hollywood’s dirty secret is that you can perfectly replicate the IMAX experience in a normal theatre by sitting closer to the screen
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