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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

AI geniunely democratizes the creation of art. This is mostly bad, because the average person has terrible taste.

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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

elderly dog enters aviation course to show that he can still learn new tricks

painting of a pug puppy flying in an old plane above a beach town full of balloons and a UFO

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‎ @handle.invalid · 29/05/2026

me when my chickens have come home to roost

a white cat dramatically laying on its back, looking up like it's screaming while behind s glass door a bunch of roosters and chickens look on

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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 19/09/2026

as.ft.com/r/f257abde-7... Morning all

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riksredguard.bsky.social @riksredguard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Every day I have push start this fucker and every morning I find it at the bottom of the hill again!🤬

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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 15/09/2026

they should have farmers markets for city boys like me where we can exchange locally grown firearms and drugs

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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The Pearl With The Girl Earring, by Olaf Falafel

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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

INFINITE CRAB

Four crab buckets stacked to give the illusion of MEGA CRAB.

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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The UK economy has three major industries: Warhammer, Onlyfans and Little Alex Horne

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TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Took a picture of my friends dog at the train station and may have created the best horror movie poster ever

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Tamar but spooky @heartinamber.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

'Everyone in UK public life has quiet quit their jobs but will get really angry if you point that out' latest

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Guy Bundestrivago @convolutedname.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

He was asked for comment

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Jason @longwall26.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

For sale: baby jetpack. Worn once

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 01/09/2026

"don't you have something better to be doing wi..." NO I DON'T I HAD TO DO IT

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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

This whole piece is absolutely wild. Of course we know renters are treated appallingly at the bottom end of the scale, but look how even these people paying £4300 a month (!!) for a one-bed flat (!!!) can’t get their landlords to behave decently

Some buildings have loosened their rules in the wake of the Renters' Rights Act, such as no longer charging fees to have pets, said Karen Standing, who oversees the build-to-rent segment at estate agency Hamptons.
Shard Place does not allow pets, except for guide dogs. Under the Renters' Rights Act, the Labour government's flagship effort to help renters, landlords cannot have a blanket ban on pets.

Instead, almost immediately, tenants encountered snags. Rubbish could only be placed in the building's chutes before 5pm, when tenants were often at work. The pool had to be booked and was often unavailable.
Food-delivery drivers were barred from entering the building or leaving items with the concierge. Guests had to be fetched from reception and were not permitted to use the pool.

In another instance, a tenant wanted a key card so their partner could enter the flat without them. Knight Frank, one of the estate agents responsible for letting the building, suggested adding the person to the lease.
"But we had only been dating for four months, the tenant told the FT. "It would have been crazy ... We could break up tomorrow, and then what would I do if they had a right to reside here?"

One issue that united residents earlier this year was internet access. After mistakenly charging some residents a lower fee, or in some cases nothing, the building told tenants in March it would charge £60 a month for internet use.
Residents balked at the short notice, the inability to choose their own internet provider and the price. Average entry-level broadband prices in the UK are about £25 a month, according to Enders Analysis.

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Jimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I know exactly why, poindexter. It’s because it looks cool as fuck

This 11,000-Year-Old Statue from Turkey Shows a Man Riding a Leopard.
Archaeologists Aren't Sure
Why
The strange sculpture reverses a recurring Stone Age motif of humans confronting dangerous predators.

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Illia Ponomarenko @ioponomarenko.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I’m beginning to suspect that wasting years dragging feet on military aid to Ukraine and playing escalation management games, giving an aggressive militaristic Russia the time and resources to ramp up its war machine to full power against the free world, might not have been the brightest idea.

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Jo Kibble (Political Animal) @politicanimal.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Most British thing ever is for the day it becomes legal to fit solar extremely easily to your home is the day the sun finally disappears after three months.

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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing

Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 26/04/2024

The microwave demands sacrifice

Some dumbass set the microwave in the office to child mode so the buttons don’t work. I had to unplug it.

Picture is of a microwave and the display says CH,LD

Reflection of headless me in the door with lunch in hand

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

armadillos should sound like accordions when they run

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Annie Brassey @anniebrassey.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

"Picture Of A Foghorn. A Sufferer's Conception Of The Submarine Monstrosity Believed To Lurk In The Vicinity Of The Royal Sovereign Lightship." Bexhill Observer 12.5.1928. #WyrdWednesday #Bexhill #Sussex #Foghorn #SeaMonster #Art #History #1920s

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Woodrow Phoenix @mrphoenix.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

He took this one too :)

Two little girls sit on the sill of a huge open window. They face towards the room. Unseen behind them, giant-sized head of Snoopy (an inflatable balloon) looms, filling the entire area visible through the window.

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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

French troops require wine or else they won't fight. The problem with wine is that glass bottles break and steel cans leak when hit by shrapnel and fouled the flavor. So they invented Vinogel, a 3x solid wine concentrate made with pectin that could be reconstituted or eaten.

A 25kg plastic jug of Vinogel, by virtue of being solid, even if the container broke, the substance would not leak and it was shelf stable so could be transported in ultra-light plastic.

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m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

my neighbor states that he is not a genie yet every time i rub his house he comes outside

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Jules @jules111985.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Poorly timed notification from the range there 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Roland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Since the start of June...

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Challenging someone to a duel by slapping them with one of these

One of those sticky novelty hands that you get out of vending machines

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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Bro. People are cool as fuck.

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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Truly a privilege to see such a majestic sight #eclipse

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Julianna 💎 @batariangal.eurosky.social · 12/08/2026

An eclipse does feel a bit wasted at 7PM, ngl

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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I think the thing about executive pay is that you do have to baseline it, so for context Thames Water's base pay for the CEO and CFO are about 25% higher than what Games Workshop pays in base pay to its executive team who have successfully tripled the revenue of the company and got it in the FTSE100

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Ciaran @ciaranmcgurdy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Jim Henson didn’t muppeteer a tiny green frog that was singing and playing the banjo, with rubber gloves while totally submerged underwater in a airtight aluminum tank just so you could tell me that AI is “inevitable”.

Comic page depicting how the did the scene in the Muppets Movie with Kermit playing the banjo in a swamp

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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

new issue of Vizier Monthly is out

a fake magazine cover with a cruelly smiling old woman in red vaguely Renaissance garb, leaning on a staff with a serpent twined around it. Headlines around her:
So He Saw The Strings: What To Do When Your Lord Thinks He's a Real Boy
Chalices, Knives, Nooses: How's a Girl to Choose?
Why Satraps Rebel: 10 Cautionary Tales
12 Moves For The Ambitious Concubine (and a 13th for the New Favorite!)
"I'm Just Getting Better With Age": Catching Up with Brynza, the King's Eye

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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 02/08/2026

This feels like someone someone on this site is selling.

A lava lamp fiulled with baked beans and an ad on facebook marketplace to buy them, custom made, for 69 dollars each

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Brawlcats @brawlcats.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027

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Turing Police Andúnië Branch 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

one more cool example of 'i don't care if they're winning the century, i want no part of this model'

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James O'Malley @jamesomalley.co.uk · 31/07/2026

Come to the visitor centre and learn about the science that doesn’t happen at Jodrell Bank!

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Mike @ldnmike.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

School careers advice was wild 😂 simultaneously extremely specific and completely disconnected from reality. Advisor: “Do you like being outside in the intense sun?” Me: “No, I’d probably stay in the shade.” Advisor: “You should be a cave system tour guide”

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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 30/07/2026

Top tier work, this

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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

A vampire alligator singing a song that reminds him of what it was like to feel the sun on his scales.

A painting of an alligator wearing a vampire cape and playing an acoustic guitar in a cemetery at night, surrounded by skulls, with a Gothic castle in the background under the moonlight.

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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 29/07/2026

I don’t want to be too sensationalist about this but also I’m the least violent person in the world and I think if someone said this to my face I’d hit them

"A physical book is a delivery mechanism for information," it continues.
"Once that information has been extracted and encoded into an Al model, the delivery mechanism has served its purpose. What remains is paper, ink, and binding material. The book is not destroyed. Its value has migrated.
The paper returns to the material cycle; the knowledge enters the intellectual one."

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Richard Blandford @rblandford.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

You never see a comedy described as 'reverent'.

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