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Samuel Theodore Eagle

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Darach Ó Séaghdha @darach.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lookit. Deep down every Irish person wants to spin some yank a yarn that gets cited as fact in some factual text. We told an Irish American girl that when the Muppets was released in Ireland, Kermit the Frog was called Dermot the Frog because Cromwell’s son was a Kermit.
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Samuel Theodore Eagle @samuelteagle.bsky.social · 13h
As ever the only thing people in this country loathe more than the status quo is the prospect of change
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Samuel Theodore Eagle @samuelteagle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah well they also say a 10 man squad of Cadians is worth 75pts so GW and I are going to agree to disagree on a lot of things Guard related.
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Super Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Samuel Theodore Eagle @samuelteagle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What in God's name was their auditor doing during this period...?
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AI geniunely democratizes the creation of art. This is mostly bad, because the average person has terrible taste.
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Samuel Theodore Eagle @samuelteagle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Given diesel is near identical to heating oil, kerosene & jet fuel I don't see what's stopping refiners from just keeping on exporting that diesel production capacity as different products.
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
elderly dog ​​enters aviation course to show that he can still learn new tricks
painting of a pug puppy flying in an old plane above a beach town full of balloons and a UFO
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Samuel Theodore Eagle @samuelteagle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hiroo Onoda levels of commitment to still be sporting that hashtag in this day and age.
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‎stinky doug @pogue.omg.lol · 29/05/2026
me when my chickens have come home to roost
a white cat dramatically laying on its back, looking up like it's screaming while behind s glass door a bunch of roosters and chickens look on
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 19/09/2026
as.ft.com/r/f257abde-7... Morning all
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riksredguard.bsky.social @riksredguard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Every day I have push start this fucker and every morning I find it at the bottom of the hill again!🤬
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 15/09/2026
they should have farmers markets for city boys like me where we can exchange locally grown firearms and drugs
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Samuel Theodore Eagle @samuelteagle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Do you genuinely think supermarkets are making big profits?
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Pearl With The Girl Earring, by Olaf Falafel
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Samuel Theodore Eagle @samuelteagle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Keen to hear what Saleh has to say for himself after that...
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
INFINITE CRAB
Four crab buckets stacked to give the illusion of MEGA CRAB.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The UK economy has three major industries: Warhammer, Onlyfans and Little Alex Horne
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Samuel Theodore Eagle @samuelteagle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You might not play it, but if you don't buy it, you'll definitely never play it, which is worse.
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Samuel Theodore Eagle @samuelteagle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Morning.
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Samuel Theodore Eagle @samuelteagle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Go get some food in you, lad
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TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Took a picture of my friends dog at the train station and may have created the best horror movie poster ever
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Samuel Theodore Eagle @samuelteagle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I herd u got information vegetable, animal and mineral.
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Tamar but spooky @heartinamber.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
'Everyone in UK public life has quiet quit their jobs but will get really angry if you point that out' latest
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Jason @longwall26.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
For sale: baby jetpack. Worn once
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 01/09/2026
"don't you have something better to be doing wi..." NO I DON'T I HAD TO DO IT
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This whole piece is absolutely wild. Of course we know renters are treated appallingly at the bottom end of the scale, but look how even these people paying £4300 a month (!!) for a one-bed flat (!!!) can’t get their landlords to behave decently
Some buildings have loosened their rules in the wake of the Renters' Rights Act, such as no longer charging fees to have pets, said Karen Standing, who oversees the build-to-rent segment at estate agency Hamptons.
Shard Place does not allow pets, except for guide dogs. Under the Renters' Rights Act, the Labour government's flagship effort to help renters, landlords cannot have a blanket ban on pets.Instead, almost immediately, tenants encountered snags. Rubbish could only be placed in the building's chutes before 5pm, when tenants were often at work. The pool had to be booked and was often unavailable.
Food-delivery drivers were barred from entering the building or leaving items with the concierge. Guests had to be fetched from reception and were not permitted to use the pool.In another instance, a tenant wanted a key card so their partner could enter the flat without them. Knight Frank, one of the estate agents responsible for letting the building, suggested adding the person to the lease.
"But we had only been dating for four months, the tenant told the FT. "It would have been crazy ... We could break up tomorrow, and then what would I do if they had a right to reside here?"One issue that united residents earlier this year was internet access. After mistakenly charging some residents a lower fee, or in some cases nothing, the building told tenants in March it would charge £60 a month for internet use.
Residents balked at the short notice, the inability to choose their own internet provider and the price. Average entry-level broadband prices in the UK are about £25 a month, according to Enders Analysis.
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Jimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I know exactly why, poindexter. It’s because it looks cool as fuck
This 11,000-Year-Old Statue from Turkey Shows a Man Riding a Leopard.
Archaeologists Aren't Sure
Why
The strange sculpture reverses a recurring Stone Age motif of humans confronting dangerous predators.
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Samuel Theodore Eagle @samuelteagle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Samuel Theodore Eagle @samuelteagle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Is this the year Spurs finally go down?
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Samuel Theodore Eagle @samuelteagle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Amaranth Raleigh-Bikes
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Samuel Theodore Eagle @samuelteagle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Irrelevance is probably the best and most appropriate fate for that charlatan.
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Illia Ponomarenko @ioponomarenko.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’m beginning to suspect that wasting years dragging feet on military aid to Ukraine and playing escalation management games, giving an aggressive militaristic Russia the time and resources to ramp up its war machine to full power against the free world, might not have been the brightest idea.
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Jo Kibble (Political Animal) @politicanimal.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Most British thing ever is for the day it becomes legal to fit solar extremely easily to your home is the day the sun finally disappears after three months.
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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Samuel Theodore Eagle @samuelteagle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Thanks for unlocking that particular, heavily repressed, memory.
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Samuel Theodore Eagle @samuelteagle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
These people walk among us.
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Samuel Theodore Eagle @samuelteagle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"Low stock - only 2 left" ...how many of these things have the sold?
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 26/04/2024
The microwave demands sacrifice
Some dumbass set the microwave in the office to child mode so the buttons don’t work. I had to unplug it. 

Picture is of a microwave and the display says CH,LD

Reflection of headless me in the door with lunch in hand
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
armadillos should sound like accordions when they run
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Annie Brassey @anniebrassey.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"Picture Of A Foghorn. A Sufferer's Conception Of The Submarine Monstrosity Believed To Lurk In The Vicinity Of The Royal Sovereign Lightship." Bexhill Observer 12.5.1928. #WyrdWednesday #Bexhill #Sussex #Foghorn #SeaMonster #Art #History #1920s
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Woodrow Phoenix @mrphoenix.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
He took this one too :)
Two little girls sit on the sill of a huge open window. They face towards the room. Unseen behind them, giant-sized head of Snoopy (an inflatable balloon) looms, filling the entire area visible through the window.
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Assignment Understander @90sslowjamz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The Anakin/Padme meme with Anakin saying “Well, here we are in the catacombs.” And padme says “For the Amontillado?” And Anakin looks back at her and she is partially covered by a brick wall
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
French troops require wine or else they won't fight. The problem with wine is that glass bottles break and steel cans leak when hit by shrapnel and fouled the flavor. So they invented Vinogel, a 3x solid wine concentrate made with pectin that could be reconstituted or eaten.
A 25kg plastic jug of Vinogel, by virtue of being solid, even if the container broke, the substance would not leak and it was shelf stable so could be transported in ultra-light plastic.
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Samuel Theodore Eagle @samuelteagle.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I hear so many NYU postgrads leave at that point because Cookie Monster is such a brutal PhD supervisor.
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