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I’m glad the MLB Playoffs are starting because it means for the next six months the Minnesota Twins cannot hurt me

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I’m the guy at NHL HQ who’s in charge of making sure all of our major events get overshadowed by things in other sports, they gave me a huge raise for putting the season opener at 5 pm on a weekday at the same time as Game 1 of the MLB playoffs

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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 8h

PAWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLL

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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 10h

Oh man this lineup rules, I can’t wait to watch these in a sleep-deprived delirium

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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 11h

kinda wild that “actually, I was watching the Terps play” is an exculpatory piece of evidence

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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 11h

Eric Bauza Oscar campaign when

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 15h

awoke this morning with a Vision

that diagram showing the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile

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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 16h

Similar to this, I think one of the worst things I’ve read this decade was a fanfic of Columbo becoming a police abolitionist

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 18h

bold and wildly inexplicable photo choice here

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Erin Grievances @erinbartram.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

One reason to learn about things outside your major is so that you have something to talk about with people at parties and on dates. No amount of money will make up for you being a crushing bore. History majors learn this early but I guess it takes other people longer.

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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The Star Spangled Banner being played by the Mariachi Herencia de Mexico band before the Bears-Eagles game in Chicago on Monday Night Football was a deeply cool thing to see tonight

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normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

saw John Wilson’s history of concrete yesterday, and on top of it being a real treat getting to see how a room of strangers gets tickled by different things and genuinely incredible narrative, I was blown away by how much the hair growth meds are working for mr John wilson

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Jennifer Linde @jensprite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

for sale: purple jersey, barely worn 🙃

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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Multiple people responding to this with Jerry Lundegaard in Fargo and I think that’s my answer too.

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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Banner Monday for the CTA, took me 1 hour and 2 minutes to get from Humboldt Park to the Loop, a combined 30 minutes of which was spent waiting for a bus and a train.

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PGA Tour Offseason Insider Meghan McCain @hotsprotstakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

76-86 with a +71. I sold them short, but this was pretty dang close.

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Carly Gay Stepson @amcnal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

what if I show up to a job interview with a big pot of chili that I cooked to be neighborly

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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I think in the second half the Denver Broncos should attempt to win the football game

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 27/09/2026

I also saw a guy returning a Halloween skeleton. If you’re not prepared please don’t adopt. Relinquishment and rehoming are traumatic for your pet

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sky Presence (Morning), by Richard Pousette-Dart, 1962–63, 📸 by @erikrole.bsky.social

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paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner) @danlehner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

absolutely dying at a TikTok I saw of someone angrily filming the Citibike docking station at 19th and Cortelyou and, with complete sincerity, going “there’s no parking in Flatbush, you could fit like…three cars in this spot”

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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

the golden bachelor wont stop leaving comments on my instagram about not being mad about michigan but i think he's mad

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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Overhead at the bar: Guy: “Could I get 4 Chicago Handshakes?” Bartender: “A Chicago Hanshake is Old Style and a shot of Malört, you know that right?” Guy: “What’s Malört?”

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college football enthusiast @tacoenthusiast.swifties.social · 27/09/2026

Good night, fuck ICE, rank UMass

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Codify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Justin Verlander faced Julio Franco (born in 1958). Justin Verlander faced Konnor Griffin (born in 2006).

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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I believe collectively, if we start now, we can will USC to lose enough games that they wind up in the Holiday Bowl playing NC State and losing 16-10 on a last second failed safety attempt strip sack scoop and score. Start lighting candles if you can.

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MoreGoodHamms @moregoodhamms.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

WE SHOULD STILL FIRE FICKELL THOUGH

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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The last time I checked in on the game Penn State had a 98.6% win expectancy lol

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ace @aceanbender.com · 26/09/2026

what if we missed tennessee's quarterback simulating being stung by a jellyfish

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

why would State Farm suggest that Cam Skattebo is insurable

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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This might be the easiest and most wtf pick six I've ever seen

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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

An absolutely gorgeous fall day for Oktoberfest at Suncatcher Brewing

A patio full of picnic tables, all filled with people, at Sun catcher Brewing in Humboldt Park, Chicago, Illinois. The sky is clear and sunny.

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 26/09/2026

Oski is the Free Safety

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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Aidan Chiles has 11 carries for -9 yards with a long of 15. Phenomenal stuff.

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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026

federal judges only do this when they are extremely fuckin tired of your shit and you needed to quit playin in people's faces days ago like oh my God www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...

screenshot of a paragraph excerpted from the linked opinion, with the final sentence of the paragraph highlighted. excerpt reads as follows:

This Court’s September 10 stay order meant that the
2022 map would be used in the 2026 congressional election
in Missouri, absent further order of this Court. And the
election has now begun under the 2022 map. But on
September 21, 11 days after this Court’s most recent order,
the U. S. Court of Appeals for the Eighth Circuit ordered
the District Court to enter a permanent injunction in effect
requiring use of the 2025 map instead of the 2022 map in
the 2026 election. Given this Court’s two prior orders in
this litigation, our conclusion that this was error should
come as no surprise.

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The Purcell principle applies with even greater force
here. The election is not merely upcoming; it has already
started. Ballots using the 2022 map have been printed and
mailed. Absentee voting has already begun, as has military
and overseas voting. According to local election officials in [page ends there]

screenshot of the final paragraph of the linked opinion, with the final two sentences highlighted. Underneath "Per Curiam" and three asterisks, the paragraph reads as follows:

For those reasons, the application for stay presented to
JUSTICE KAVANAUGH and by him referred to the Court is
granted. The September 21, 2026, mandate and September
22, 2026, order entered by the U. S. Court of Appeals for the
Eighth Circuit in No. 26–2797, and the September 21, 2026,
and September 22, 2026, injunctions entered by the U. S.
District Court for the Eastern District of Missouri, No.
4:26–cv–01424, ECF Docs. 57 and 60, are stayed absent any
further order of this Court lifting such stays. The prior stay
entered by this Court on September 10, 2026, likewise
remains in effect pending any further order of this Court
lifting that stay. The District Court and Court of Appeals
should not enjoin or otherwise prohibit the use of the 2022
map in the 2026 congressional election in Missouri. And
the District Court and Court of Appeals should not order or
otherwise require Missouri to use the 2025 map in the 2026
congressional election in Missouri.

"It is so ordered" then appears in italics, in the bottom-right corner of the page

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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Just arrived at my job interview and the hiring manager turned his back on me in disgust

My cold brew, held aloft in my hand. In the background, a 12 foot skeleton with its back turned to me.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/09/2026

if you don't spend your time arguing about athletes and fantasy rankings and haven't internalized how slim the difference between a player having a 7 WAR season and a 9 WAR season is you're not immune to the brain prions these lists can cause. it's fine. something being at 92 instead of 47 is fine

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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I dunno man this seems like a really solid top 20, every one of those shows was pretty great. I think the masses got this mostly right?

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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Thank you to Jordan Love for sensing the proper story beat on which this game needed to end

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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 25/09/2026

i want nathan fielder to do undecided voter focus groups

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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Neither the Wild nor the Jets having each other on their top 3 is a failure of the NHL

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Scott 𐚁 Cataloochee Hogtoe 𐚁 Cave @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

the music actually chose to die in that plane crash, in anticipation of how bad your song about it would be

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Amanda Hoey @amandahoey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

There were problems that the Sun ownership didn’t/couldn’t resolve: player facilities lagged well behind WNBA standards and Uncasville is hard to get to. But Hartford or especially Boston could absolutely support a team and bring in enough revenue for top-notch facilities. Cathy wouldn’t let us.

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