Reposted by Sam Bristowcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 07/04/2026i've thinking about this for several days straight 112143246
Reposted by Sam Bristowjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety 3570051626
Reposted by Sam BristowStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 31/12/2025 533585
Reposted by Sam BristowAlice I Cecile @alice-i-cecile.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Much the same in software. There must be a new synthesis position that we need *model-building* with AI, not just bug-fixing. We cannot build things worth keeping and sharing by stumbling forward ever faster. You need to be able to understand what you're building and why, and share it with others. 2363
Reposted by Sam BristowStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 17/06/2026Dog Train! The train that is also a dog! 8476161
Reposted by Sam BristowDr. Jonathan Foley @globalecoguy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I especially love this diagram. 5248542011
Reposted by Sam BristowPareidolia @pareidolia.bsky.social · 20/06/2026One is a fishing sticker, the other a seductive Daffy Duck, and yet, they could be sibling. 11617153
Reposted by Sam BristowAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/06/2026youre not going to believe this but the dumb assholes we put in charge have fucked everything up 795490768
Reposted by Sam Bristowweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 22/12/2025If you got a problem, yo, I'll solvent, check out the gunk, isopropyl dissolves it 402182449
Reposted by Sam BristowBeast of Bourbon 🥃 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 12/12/2025This is Charles Clyde Ebbets, the photographer who took the iconic “Lunch atop a Skyscraper” picture. Look at this fearless, dapper fuck wearing spats, suspenders, and a tie 850 feet above the ground. Absolute legend. 10564331828
Reposted by Sam Bristowevacide @evacide.bsky.social · 26/11/2025When it is time to do the year-end wrap up, inside you there are two wolves: One says "HOW DARE YOU?" and recites your achievements like Daenerys Targaryen about to burn a city. One says "Oh, nevermind. I have no memory of anything I have accomplished. Truly, I have achieved nothing this year." 2888
Reposted by Sam Bristowmarianayaestaba @marianayaestaba.bsky.social · 24/10/2025de existentialcomics.com 128055
Reposted by Sam BristowEmilius Duckberry @emiliusdraws.bsky.social · 17/11/2025#3157 A helpful tutorial 166384208558
Reposted by Sam Bristowstellz @piss.beauty · 18/10/2025you "can just do things" but this elides that you actually _must_ just do things 5949
Reposted by Sam Bristowillumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 26/12/2023nothing is wrong. there is no problem. but you can’t help but think that man outside the trolley window appears to have a lot on his mind. 193421888
Reposted by Sam BristowCristian Vlad @cristianvlad.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Wonder why this scene looks so familiar... #WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕 9733281107
Reposted by Sam Bristowfae⁷ @onthistangent.eurosky.social · 19/10/2025I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭 8560112372
Reposted by Sam BristowU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/10/2025Oh, you don't have two keyboards? One for posting and one for being normal? That's a shame. 1444056
Reposted by Sam BristowAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 31/12/2024No man is an island but some are real atolls 15884127
Reposted by Sam BristowGlen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Well don't I feel stupid 283258206758
Reposted by Sam BristowSridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 05/09/2025I used to love computers. Computers reify math/logic into reality. Silicon Valley exists to chase money but at least it offered a living working on math/logic. Now not even that. Hard logic is old-fashioned. Silicon Valley is for vibe coding with $$$s in your eyes and little else. 30952100
Reposted by Sam Bristowthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 26/08/2025is that what i think it is 833674757
Reposted by Sam BristowMovies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Adults are like “where do you work, what music do you like” Kids ask “what’s your favorite dinosaur?” And we wonder why it’s hard to make friends as grownups 1454
Reposted by Sam BristowSy Brand @tartanllama.xyz · 31/03/2025I don't think that "bikeshedding" is a good name for what it represents, we should discuss alternatives 1316429
Reposted by Sam BristowRev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 15/08/2025every “ancient tradition” was invented between 1848-1870 and every “modern perversion” is so ancient as to predate writing 69112254267
Reposted by Sam Bristowceej @ceej.online · 14/10/2024hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors 86181405069
Reposted by Sam BristowJohn Bull @garius.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Just under four hundred years ago this week, someone in Sweden said: "Look. Let's just get it out there. We can fix any issues post launch." #vasa 1427253
Reposted by Sam BristowJaida R.L. Mack | friend of eggbug @jaidamack.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Huh. Bethesda making cars now. 1126589
Reposted by Sam BristowNanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 30/07/2025“Hello and welcome to episode one of cooking with David Mitchell. Today I’m attempting eggs benedict, a breakfast so needlessly elaborate it could only have been invented by people with a profound misunderstanding of hunger” 744079
Reposted by Sam BristowMary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 21/07/2025In a stunning moment of erotic fervour, calculator demands BOOBS. 3370721419
Reposted by Sam BristowStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 18/07/2025 6687210
Reposted by Sam BristowCristi Proistosescu @cristiproist.bsky.social · 04/07/2025People always ask me : “Cristi, how do you manage parenting a baby while going up for tenure?” It’s easy. The secret is *flow-based-scheduling*. Here are its three core strategies for new academic parents: Sleep when the baby sleeps Cry when the baby cries Publish when the baby publishes 18786112
Reposted by Sam Bristowwint @dril.bsky.social · 05/06/2025the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will 99211333974
Reposted by Sam BristowMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 08/03/2025its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further 126187644575
Reposted by Sam Bristowoliver @eikopf.com · 13/05/2025i'm kinda convinced you can't design a good language unless you're at least a little woke 1617
Reposted by Sam BristowChris Kohler @kohler.bsky.social · 04/05/2025ok now we got entering *and* leaving the room all covered 3435741074
Reposted by Sam BristowJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 11/04/2025you're gonna wanna see this 74193554981
Reposted by Sam BristowMatt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 12/04/2025you'll never be rid of him 75160162838
Reposted by Sam BristowAlice Averlong 🏳️⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 30/01/2025Remember to spread a little joy, even if it will be fleeting 6851951195
