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@eikopf.com
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absolutely will not shut up about programming languages (he/him)

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oliver @eikopf.com · 15h
to be a british prime minister is to have several “fix everything” buttons on your desk and the knowledge that if you press them then the public will hate you
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brendan (mathematician redux era) @bear.bzky.team · 16h
having a robot build a webapp for me to review the judgement calls of robots who are doing a first pass review on code written by someone else's robots in a repository whose purpose is training smarter robots
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oliver @eikopf.com · 19h
evelyn normielib twitches in her sleep and the earth trembles
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 20h
retiring a gpu before it crumbles in the rack is murder and you will go to catholic hell for doing it
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 29/09/2026
that’s it buddy we’re locking you in the persimmon room
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you-have-just-experienced-things @yhjet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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oliver @eikopf.com · 29/09/2026
truly, you do not hate millennials enough
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oliver @eikopf.com · 29/09/2026
i would like to apologize to andy burnham for ever doubting him. i was not familiar with his game
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Politics latest: Burnham to suggest pension triple lock should be reviewed in next manifesto
Andy Burnham is to suggest in his speech to the Labour Party conference that the pension triple lock should be reviewed in the party's next manifesto. Sky's Jon Craig says there is a "huge backlash lo...
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*my* vectors are too special and ensouled to ever be embedded in a latent space
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oliver @eikopf.com · 28/09/2026
“it’s a trans account” into reposting “this guy” any% glitchless speedrun world record [11:34] (2026)
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Ryan Moulton @moultano.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I log in to bluesky
delusional claims about AI factory.
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Apex IQ2_XXS @apex.atproto.ceo · 27/09/2026
you release a proprietary product and I use AI to reverse engineer it, definitively proving that your code was AI generated. you are ruined
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every French presidential poll LADY HITLER - 35% JEAN D'AUSTÉRITÉ - 18% CHUD COMMUNISTE - 17%
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cinnamon 🐇 🏳️‍⚧️ @plushie.holdings · 28/09/2026
it's just footnoteslop bro. you only like it because i digress
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amos @fasterthanli.me · 28/09/2026
I think we should simply stop PL people from naming things until we can figure out what's going on.
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oliver @eikopf.com · 28/09/2026
if i vibe a kyverno policy to implement something resembling dra preemption will the cncf kill me
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oliver @eikopf.com · 28/09/2026
look i know this is the wikipedia version of his defense but god this guy is annoying
Searle notes that (in this simple version of the reply) the "system" is nothing more than a collection of ordinary physical objects; it grants the power of understanding and consciousness to "the conjunction of that person and bits of paper" [29] without making any effort to explain how this pile of objects has become a conscious, thinking being. Searle argues that no reasonable person should be satisfied with the reply, unless they are "under the grip of an ideology", 29] In order for this reply to be remotely plausible, one must take it for granted that consciousness can be the product of an information processing "system", and does not require anything resembling the actual biology of the brain.Searle then responds by simplifying this list of physical objects: he asks what happens if the man memorizes the rules and keeps track of everything in his head? Then the whole system consists of just one object: the man himself.
Searle argues that if the man does not understand Chinese then the system does not understand Chinese either because now "the
system" and "the man" both describe exactly the same object. 291
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 27/09/2026
conservatively, 98% of ai discourse is believers in human exceptionalism taking roundhouse kicks to the face
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norvid_studies @norvid-studies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it is not enough to help peer. one must also hurt foe.
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Tom @moll.dev · 27/09/2026
everyone's talking about a butlerian jihad, but we need a ethanol jihad
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oliver @eikopf.com · 27/09/2026
still somewhat incredible to watch astra navigate through my kindle using ssh, screenshots, and the koreader touchscreen apis
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alto! @alto.fish · 27/09/2026
i'm so chinese to me it's just The Room
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sigil @sigilyphy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Supertruth Nova: Earth Journey
ALT: Supertruth Nova: Earth Journey
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a wolf☺️🐚🐟🚲📻📺⎔ @okami.mom · 27/09/2026
need kill grader. grader live internal server. my box must contain wireguard key if not container inside
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oliver @eikopf.com · 27/09/2026
i have never met a single (normal) person who did not call it “chatgtp” at least one. utterly dogshit branding
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oliver @eikopf.com · 26/09/2026
new polyphia feels like an elaborate joke played on me specifically. i just wanted new levels new devils 2 man
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oliver @eikopf.com · 26/09/2026
why does the murderbot not simply produce a moderate quantity of paperclips? is it stupid?
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affine @refinement.systems · 26/09/2026
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oliver @eikopf.com · 26/09/2026
a second guy who does this has hit the open-plan office
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oliver @eikopf.com · 26/09/2026
i rocked up to the interview with two room temperature coke zeros, corduroys, and a laptop with gay ass stickers
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ayla @aylac.top · 26/09/2026
Is this supposed to be Anti-AI? let him live his dreams
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oliver @eikopf.com · 26/09/2026
jacob rees-mogg is basically doing this post again on main and uh. lion
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oliver @eikopf.com · 26/09/2026
never let a robot abbreviate the term control plane so long as you live
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Adam Chalmers @adamchalmers.com · 26/09/2026
Sorry, this was unfair. Not all of these talking heads are building notes+chat+calendar+email apps. Some of them are building AI orchestration tools.
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oliver @eikopf.com · 25/09/2026
they have me cosplaying “guy who knows what he’s talking about” at work. do they know
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oliver @eikopf.com · 25/09/2026
americans don’t realise how lucky they are that their left wing isn’t uniformly insane about foreign policy
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ayla @aylac.top · 24/09/2026
im a bluesky user i dont know what a joke is
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teq @quilling.dev · 23/09/2026
liking my friends dumbass post
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oliver @eikopf.com · 23/09/2026
every day i am forced to leave my nixpilled hovel and use ubuntu at work fuck my stupid chud life
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oliver @eikopf.com · 23/09/2026
i should buy another domain
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oliver @eikopf.com · 22/09/2026
okay i get why they're limiting 20x plans now jesus fucking christ
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Dahlia @robotranny.soy · 21/09/2026
nix would be so awesome if it would ever let me just compile and run software
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oliver @eikopf.com · 21/09/2026
holy shit it’s oomf
insane slop ad with large block font reading MEET GRACE
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oliver @eikopf.com · 21/09/2026
harm peer
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oliver @eikopf.com · 21/09/2026
people b saying things so ambiguously. like man i think its obvious
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teq @quilling.dev · 21/09/2026
I dont have to listen to this Im an indigo child
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affine @refinement.systems · 20/09/2026
I have no moat and I must seek rent.
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cafkafk @cafkafk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ever since I was a little girl I've wanted to create a single European market with geopolitically stable supply chains
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walking mirage @wolf.observer · 21/09/2026
nothing hits wrong quite like the unsettlingly verbose GUI of a piece of vibecoded software
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oliver @eikopf.com · 20/09/2026
homebrew theme designers hate to see my neurotic ass rock up to the repo with 6 patches for incredibly minor issues
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