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The Onion @theonion.com · 1h

Man Confident He Would’ve Been Brave Enough To Send Thumbs Down Emoji In Cornell Group Chat

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Beast of Bourbon 🥃 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 3h

The punchline at the very end is 😚 👌

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 4h

Brb finding a rat to tickle…

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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 22h

Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt

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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.bsky.social · 20h

Occasionally need to repost this Astro Boy panel where Dr. Ochanomizu's butt looks like the Bernie Sanders logo.

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Beast of Bourbon 🥃 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

cutting edge. just say you’re remaking the cutting edge and leave the hot gay hockey players alone.

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Beast of Bourbon 🥃 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

God, I hate all the bots on here pretending to be Palestinians in need. Just gross.

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 29/09/2026

Unabridged: The etymology of 'bucket list'

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e.k. weaver @bigbigtruck.com · 29/09/2026

FUN CROATIA FACT: they sell baker’s yeast paste in these little gold foil wrapped cubes, exactly like we do with 1/4c bits of butter in the USA, but it’s not butter, it’s baker’s yeast, in a very gummy flavorless paste, and you absolutely should not put it on toast and take a big bite

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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

He looks like he’s trying to solve a murder in a town where candy grows on trees

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Jawn Gonzalez @johngonzalez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

in fairness that's Philly's love language

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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 27/09/2026

If we shadows have offended, Think but this, and all is mended, That you have but slumber’d here While these visions did appear. And this weak and idle theme No more yielding but a dream, Gentles, do not reprehend: if you pardon, we will mend; And, as I am an honest Puck, Show is over, off you fuck.

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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Tonight, it’s the VMAs! Featuring LIVE performances from: -Magenta! -Sophia Dunbar! -Lil 2 Cruul! -On Like K0️⃣ng! -The Oceaneers! -Tha$$ Pure! -Tyler Cross! -My Never Going Back! -And Kyya!

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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

27yr old CHARLIE CHAPLIN in 1916.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026

"I installed the Give Away Your Personally Identifying Info app made by the We Love Stealing Your Personally Identifying Info Corp headed by Mr. Steal Your Personally Identifying Info and it gave away all my personally identifying info"

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Beast of Bourbon 🥃 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

With all the talk about Converse, I am reminded of the logo of this bank in Iota, LA.

A white sign with the words “the BANK”. The a has been stylized to be a black triangle, with the words “the” contained in the triangle. The triangle is eerily reminiscent of the peaked hood of a klansman. Under the main sign is a digital display that reads “laissez les bon temps rouler !!”

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

big dick energy beings

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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 26/09/2026

WE GOT THEM! SNOWY EGRETS IN FRONT OF THE FULL MOON! 🪶

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Thorn @coelliptic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

ok yeah i can it's amazing. i saw Endeavour in its previous exhibit, and that was already cool, but this knocks it out of the park

Space Shuttle Endeavour in launch configuration at the California Science Center. It's massive

Another shot of Endeavour from the orbiter side of the stack. One of the cargo bay doors is open

Close-up of one of Endeavour's OMS pods and the three main engines' bells

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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Please don't tell me about any new guys. Thanks.

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Nicholas Yenson 朱偉仲 @nicholasyenson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’m sorry, but if you bring a cow as white as milk, a cape as red as blood, hair as yellow as corn, a slipper as pure as gold - or any damn potion ingredient at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.

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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Reading lonesome dove right now and can’t wait until they introduce this guy

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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

OoooO

Its feathers are built with microscopic layers that reflect light like a natural prism. Meet the Greater Blue-eared Starling
> The Fabulous wend Troters

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

ATTENTION BLUESKY! Annie says they are really hoping to boost the number of artists (crew, performers, creative teams, anyone) outside New York who are filling this out to get a broader sampling. If you are in the arts please take a second and fill this out!

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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Girl dinner

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brick @bigblocks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

cat: *absolutely beating the shit out of the couch* me: oh ho ho looks like Mister Violence is in the building cat: (⁠=⁠｀⁠ェ⁠´⁠=⁠)

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Colossal @thisiscolossal.com · 24/09/2026

Kanako Abe imagines dreamlike scenes reminiscent of childhood narratives and folk tales, cutting the imaginary settings from paper. www.thisiscolossal.com/2026/09/kana...

a paper collage on a round surface featuring a wreath-like arrangement of foliage around a large wolf and a young girl in a red cloak

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

BELLE, fully within earshot of everybody: 🎶 there goes the stupid fucking mongrel baker / selling his nasty fucking bread 🎶

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Michael 🌀. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This is who I picture when you all say “tommy tuberville”

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Beast of Bourbon 🥃 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

happy bi visibility day, the one day of the year when we weirdos emerge from the mists of ambiguity and step into the sun bigadoon, basically

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 24/09/2026

ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US Congrats on your space potato @alyankovic.bsky.social!

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Nate Chinen @natechinen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Ralph J. Gleason, who got to know John Coltrane on the way up, wrote the liner notes for ‘Coltrane’s Sound’ on Atlantic Records. A memorable first few paragraphs here.

Ralph J. Gleason’s liner notes for ‘Coltrane’s Sound’ on Atlantic Records.

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Matthew Perpetua @fluxblog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

New playlist THE BEST OF ADULT CONTEMPORARY 1987-1992 Sincere, mature, and dramatic songs about love A nearly extinct style of music, people are too cynical now 💝 Spotify: open.spotify.com/playlist/5S5... ❤️ Apple: music.apple.com/us/playlist/... ❤️‍🩹 YouTube: www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY

cover of NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS featuring a ladybuck in a red suit lookin over at a VERY ANGRY sentient eraser they are on a long street with lush green plants on either side

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Beast of Bourbon 🥃 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

happy bi visibility day, the one day of the year when we weirdos emerge from the mists of ambiguity and step into the sun bigadoon, basically

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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for

Emma Frost: "Emma Frost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?"

Miss Piggy: "But of course, darling I am an open book, a tell-all memoir."

Emma Frost telepathically witnessing the entirety of Miss Piggy's life.

Wolverine: "Frost? She legit?"
Emma Frost: "She's..She's... She's everything. And I would die for her."

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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 22/09/2026

Happy mushroom season!

A comic titled "Types of mushrooms" with 12 mushroom species. A wrinkly-looking morel is labeled "creepy but tasty". A brownish deadly galerina is labeled "boring but deadly". A witch's butter on a branch is labeled "jiggles if you poke it". A large puffball is labeled "egg". A creepy red-dripping bleeding tooth fungus is labeled "deeply disconcerting". A fly agaric with a green treefrog sitting under it is labeled "frog umbrella". A black chanterelle is labeled "chalice for forbidden elixers". Three straight-stemmed entolomas are labeled "haha, nipples". A bright purple viscid violet cort is labeled "purple is nice". A birch polypore sticking out of a birch trunk is labeled "tree nose". A complex yellow-tpped coral fungus is labeled "cursed citadel where dwells a fairy queen". A Ravenel's stinkhorn is pixellated at the top for your safety, and labeled "NSFW".

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

went to my childhood home recently and had a chance to sit down and really talk openly with the bogeyman in the basement. pretty decent guy actually and very sensitive. all those times he chased me up the stairs he just wanted connection. we did a pretend chase for old times sake

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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 22/09/2026

Starbuck: ur literally mad at an animal he's just a little guy Ahab: I'D LITERALLY SHOOT THE SUN IF IT DISSED ME

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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 22/09/2026

I'm reading Moby Dick with a friend and poor Starbuck has the energy of every VP who has watched a CEO go absolutely batshit and then had to go sell the ✨ vision ✨ to their disbelieving underlings

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Beast of Bourbon 🥃 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I have never seen anything better in my entire life.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

happy fall y’all 🍂🧡

heknitt on ig a lil frog wearing a pumpkin

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 20/09/2024

science fiction ᵇᵃᶜᵏᶜᵒᵛᵉʳ⬇️

Illustrated book cover featuring giant crabs eating people who are running in every direction. Copy and title read:

On a distant planet of crustaceans exists a new and exciting economic system...
CRABITALISM
Humans go in - Crabs become more powerful!
HORK MYXLN

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Source Rolls @sourcerolls.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Never change, Boebert (by that I mean always continue having fights about your bisexual love triangles at places like Hooch Craft Cocktails in Aspen, Colorado, or Miners Claim Restaurant in Silt, Colorado)

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