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Glen

@vaguebiscuit.bsky.social
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Based on my past experience, I will never die. He/Him

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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 17h
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is the ventriloquist's dummy alive? It says it is. And the ventriloquist's lips are sealed
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is the ventriloquist's dummy alive? It says it is. And the ventriloquist's lips are sealed
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Man, I fucking hate Dylan in Control
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just started Theodora's path and literally the first thing she does upon becoming queen is declare a holy war
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So Diggernis a climate change movie with a very loose Trump coat on?
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Isn't that you lot?
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I really think we should celebrate this. How many Jewish media moguls are brave enough to post on a Nazi site?
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think Sega were embarrassed by Sonic Mania
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So are Ninja Theory dead? Is a shame, there was sone talent there, it just never really had that one big hit. I think a Senua sequel was a bad eye, especially the way they did it. I liked the first gane but it was this weird little experiment of a game
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah, I got hit with the redownload glitch on Control. Damn you Remedy! Nah it's fine
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This, this is great. Not that I think opera is any more important or pbjectively better than Broadway, but think how much it will piss off all the rich New Yorkers
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The problem with these suoerhero shared universe shenanigans is we're never gone get a Kingdom Come adaptation with Jon Hamm as Superman
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ah man, why can't we attract people who waste billions on malformed media enterprises
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Turns out ED209 was the most accurate depiction of robots and AI in cinema history
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So like, I've lived in England my whole life but my dad is Scottish. Does that mean I'm not fully English? Cos if that's your position, you're fucking mad. I'm about as Scottish as a salad. See? I even engage in lazy stereotyping against them
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Does he apply this to religious affiliation as well? I'd be shocked if he does
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why would you stay anonymous for this? Come get your plaudits
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Feels like this year is the year the shooter died and the melee game took back over. Not that it hasn't been happening for a while but all the big holiday releases are melee combat games (except GTA). Sort of fitting that this is the year Ocarina gets a remake since it set the mold
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think I've totally messed up my first playthrough of Fire Emblem, tried to level up too many characters
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can't help but think due to his libertarianism that this mkvie was inspired by Reagan (not that Reagan was a libertarian but most US libertarians are just conservatives lying to you or themselves)
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So this government's position is that it's better to have thousands of drunks in the stands than one trans person on the pitch?
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pfft, I own way more than 9 games
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah, because the stands were full of drunks
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My most indefensible Star Trek opinion is that I actually like it when the Irish people come aboard the Enterprise
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Fa-ghoul-tha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sue Sylvester from Glee saying 'I am going to create a jihad that is so Butlerian'
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey dol! merry dol! Ring a dong dillo Book of Tom 1:1
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Part of me thinks this is the most pointless thing I've ever seen but another part of me thinks this is completely brilliant and I want one and the artist is a fucking genius
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Even if Rory Stewart was trying to attract the attention of a crew member, he still did it in an utterly unhinged manner
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What? Do these people know he literally plays Batman?
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The revolution will not be televised, it'll be livestreamed
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Remember this the next time Ben Shapiro tries to tell you that the left is pro crime
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Kara Jane Adams @ghostinexile.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"I sayy we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure."
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just be prepared to play a lot of indie games for a while whoch honestly isn't much of a hardship. Though what do we think about say releasing an indie game on Playstation while Sony devs are on strike, is that scabbing? I'd say yes I think Better hope Valve is treating their employees well
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What's with the sudden influx of bots around here and why do I immediately think it's because somebody is using Claude?
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just preloaded Control Resonant but I gotta be honest, I haven't really been excited by anything I've seen. Picked it up purely because Remedy have never missed yet so I'm hoping a few minutes pkaying will pull me in
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It seems like the gane industry, particularly the US games industry is coming to the realisation that has been working through every industry since the 70s. In late stage capitalism, making stuff doesn't generate enough short term profit for shareholders
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Finally. Kaiju titties
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Are there any games other than Mario and Zelda that nailed both 2D and 3D?
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Probably shouldn't have sold the rights to Disney then. And this is not meant as a defense of anything but you know they would have been awful
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Fry: Shocked, Not That Shocked
ALT: Fry: Shocked, Not That Shocked
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Kojima should have just gone back to Konami and started Metal Gear 6
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Microsoft buying up game studios:
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The Simpsons Bill Gates
Alt: The Simpsons Bill Gates getting his goons to trash Homer's desk
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Halo Studios reduced to a support role on Halo. See that's funny. Obviously I feel for everyone losing their job but at the end of the day their output has been sub par at best
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Okay no, this is the worst one. T minus how many months until they start making Call of Duty map packs?
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They make interesting games, they will even most likely turn a profit but not profitable enough I guess. Capitalism!
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Late September, that's usually when the weather gets nice again, isn't it
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well this is all inscrutable and terrible. Especially putting Bethesda in charge of Obsidian
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Remember when we had to teach our parents how to use the computer? Yeah, we shouldn't have done that
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So I watched Supergirl and I didn't think it was that bad tbh. Jason Momoa as Lobo was fantastic but they didn't do enough with him. Should have contrived a way to get him and Supergirl to fight at the end
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