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Sam Bristow

@sam-bristow.bsky.social
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Tech-debt loan shark. Yak shaver. Habitual thread-puller

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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 26/08/2026
i just need to lock in
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Sonja Drimmer @sonjadrimmer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
So the next time someone who is not an expert in the field concerned loses their mind over some supposedly revolutionary finding…bear this in mind. Whether this has to do with AI or not, it’s just a good rule of thumb. Don’t be someone else’s hype man if you don’t understand what you’re hyping.
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Sam Bristow @sam-bristow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I didn't see this one on the Sankey diagram.
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Sam Bristow @sam-bristow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gotta have a place to kick all these cans.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
i've thinking about this for several days straight
Donald @getfiscal
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me: "So, Karl Marx, that's basically what the world is like in 2018. What's your analysis of the situation? Is capitalism still doomed?" Karl Marx: "Holy shit, you went to the moon?"
me: "Does communism still have a future?" Karl Marx: "The moon in the fucking sky?"
4:44 PM - 10 Apr 2018
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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Sam Bristow @sam-bristow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think there's also (3) other engineering disciplines are actually pretty different to what we *think* they do. hillelwayne.com/post/are-we-...
hillelwayne.com
Are We Really Engineers?
This is part one of the Crossover Project. Part two is here and part three is here. A conference talk based on this work is now available here. I sat in front of Mat, idly chatting about tech and cuis...
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 31/12/2025
Konstantin Tsiolkovsky (@rocketscienceman): "My neighbor told me he keeps running out of Delta v so I asked how much fuel he has and he said he just goes to the design and adds more fuel tanks so I said it sounds like he's just using fuel to launch more fuel and then his payload capacity started crying." 
Twitter for Writing desk 5:03 PM. 1903
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Sam Bristow @sam-bristow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Skill issue.
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Alice I Cecile @alice-i-cecile.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Much the same in software. There must be a new synthesis position that we need *model-building* with AI, not just bug-fixing. We cannot build things worth keeping and sharing by stumbling forward ever faster. You need to be able to understand what you're building and why, and share it with others.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 17/06/2026
Dog Train! The train that is also a dog!
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Sam Bristow @sam-bristow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The mp-units library in C++ seems to have really solid theoretical underpinnings. mpusz.github.io/mp-units/lat...
mpusz.github.io
mp-units
The quantities and units library for C++
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Sam Bristow @sam-bristow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
But Government Bill was 4 Prime Minister's ago...
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Sam Bristow @sam-bristow.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Hey, it's been a winning political strategy in the past.
Homer Simpson stranding under a banner saying "Can't someone else do it".
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Sam Bristow @sam-bristow.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
It looks 2D printed to me. Pretty sure its scaffolding covered in a printed cloth wrap.
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Sam Bristow @sam-bristow.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Dr. Jonathan Foley @globalecoguy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I especially love this diagram.
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Pareidolia @pareidolia.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
One is a fishing sticker, the other a seductive Daffy Duck, and yet, they could be sibling.
Fishing sticker on a black car.Seductive Daffy Duck.
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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
yeah i'm into
planet fitness
fitness Planet into mv MOUTH

pic of galactus stolen from wotc bc fuck em
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
youre not going to believe this but the dumb assholes we put in charge have fucked everything up
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Sam Bristow @sam-bristow.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I've been meaning to have a crack at implementing the language-aware traceability for Rust in Strictdoc. Hopefully I get some time early in the new year.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
If you got a problem, yo, I'll solvent, check out the gunk, isopropyl dissolves it
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Sam Bristow @sam-bristow.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
For anyone else who wants clickable links: www.theembeddedrustacean.com/c/ser-no-std www.theembeddedrustacean.com/c/ser-std
theembeddedrustacean.com
The Embedded Rustacean
Everything Embedded Rust
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Sam Bristow @sam-bristow.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Might I interest you in a microfluidic D-sub connector? pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
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Sam Bristow @sam-bristow.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
One, Poochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever Poochie's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Poochie"? Three--
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Hellbeast of Bourbon 🥃 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
This is Charles Clyde Ebbets, the photographer who took the iconic “Lunch atop a Skyscraper” picture. Look at this fearless, dapper fuck wearing spats, suspenders, and a tie 850 feet above the ground. Absolute legend.
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Sam Bristow @sam-bristow.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Looks interesting. Is there a deliberate reason you've opted to use camelCase for your methods and functions rather than the more idiomatic snake_case?
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MikesGapingMaw @mikesgapingmaw.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
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Sam Bristow @sam-bristow.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
FYI: Both links to articles on the Tailscale blog just go to the blog homepage rather than the articles themselves.
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Sam Bristow @sam-bristow.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I assume this that Spotify musical age thing. Now what was it that happened to a lot of famous musicians at age 27 again..?
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
When it is time to do the year-end wrap up, inside you there are two wolves: One says "HOW DARE YOU?" and recites your achievements like Daenerys Targaryen about to burn a city. One says "Oh, nevermind. I have no memory of anything I have accomplished. Truly, I have achieved nothing this year."
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
lauren
@NotABigJerk
For everyone visiting their parents
this week:
LG tvs call it TrueMotion
Roku/TCL calls it Action Smoothing
Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
Sony calls it MotionFlow
Panasonic calls it Intelligent Frame Creation
Amazon Fire TVs call it Motion
Processing
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marianayaestaba @marianayaestaba.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
de existentialcomics.com
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Emilius Duckberry @emiliusdraws.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
#3157 A helpful tutorial
A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' 
The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross.
The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'
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stellz @piss.beauty · 18/10/2025
you "can just do things" but this elides that you actually _must_ just do things
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ill-boo-mi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 26/12/2023
nothing is wrong. there is no problem. but you can’t help but think that man outside the trolley window appears to have a lot on his mind.
An image of a person looking out a window at the man deciding whether to pull the lever in the trolley problem
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 08/11/2025
Nintendo Gamma Boy
A picture of a Nintendo Gamma Boy. It's kind of a geiger counter but looks just like a nintendo Game Boy. It has a Select, Start, and a knob to select options, and a Beta and Alpha button in that reddish pink. On screen is a little needle showing up to about 3.6 roentgen. to the left of the screen is a Battery and a Drop & Run indicator.
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Cristian Vlad @cristianvlad.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Wonder why this scene looks so familiar... #WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
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Sam Bristow @sam-bristow.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
He just came in like "BLAT BLAT BLAT".
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fae⁷ @onthistangent.eurosky.social · 19/10/2025
I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭
exwife-of-frankenstein on tumblr:

Youtube is full of ads, spotify is full of ads, tumblr is full of ads, pinterest is full of ads. Everything uses ai. Every new update makes the website/app worse. Youtube auto translates almost every video I want to watch. Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me. Check out this new ai feature. Here's a new update that breaks ur laptop. Here's a new update that breaks ur phone. Why are u complaining about ur phone, just get the newest iphone lol. Join my patreon. Join my membership. Pay a monthly membership to get all features. Upgrade your membership to get even more features. Subscribe to netflix. Subscribe to disney. Subscribe to amazon. Subscribe to hulu. This content isn't available in ur country. This content was removed. This website was removed. This feature only exists for apple. This app only exists for apple. U need to a WiFi connection to play this game. U need an account. We need your email to finish creating this account. We need your number to finish creating your account. We need your id to finish creating your account. In order to delete your account please write an email. In order to delete your account you need a laptop. Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen. Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago. Spam call. Spam call. Spam call.

#IM GOING INSANE #NOTHING WORKS NOTHING
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/10/2025
Oh, you don't have two keyboards? One for posting and one for being normal? That's a shame.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
No man is an island but some are real atolls
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Well don't I feel stupid
A headline about the James Webb Telescope potentially finding a new stellar object dubbed a black hole star
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Sam Bristow @sam-bristow.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
What's your sign?
Notice on a vending machine that says "The light inside has broken but I still work".
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Sam Bristow @sam-bristow.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
"I think you should leave" hotdog guy with Christopher Luxon's face crudely overlaid.
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Sam Bristow @sam-bristow.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I went along to the flower markets a couple of times as a kid. They used to run them as reverse-auctions (price goes down on a timer until someone bids). It seemed like a pretty reasonable way to do price discovery on a perishable, roughly interchangeable product fairly quickly.
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Sam Bristow @sam-bristow.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Make a band singular Death (nee Megadeath)
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Sam Bristow @sam-bristow.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Poutine *and cake*.
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