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rover suede @roversuede.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

The Sound of Music- what were they smokin when they came up with that one

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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 12/10/2024

I can not apologize enough for my behavior at the seance last night. It was never my intention to annihilate The Big Bopper’s soul and I am so, so sorry to any fans who were looking forward to meeting him in hell.

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kir @kirlax.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

i saw your man struggling to draw the cool s

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rover suede @roversuede.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

White smoke seen over the Stockholm Royal Library. This can only mean one thing:

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rover suede @roversuede.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

trump could instantly solve all his problems if he replaced easter with a second halloween

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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

your mission is simple: forcefem the pope

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rover suede @roversuede.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i think history will probably conflate giuliani’s hair dripping with four seasons total landscaping, but that’s, to me, ok

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rover suede @roversuede.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

proposing a fullbright grant for me to write the word trump in the sand and film the waves washing it away i need five hundred thousand dollars

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Lloyd’s Soil @toil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

just got so sad thinking about my haters lives. nobody should have to go through that

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rover suede @roversuede.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I could have used about 45 min more of the tattoo guy in History of Concrete

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ceej @ceej.online · 30/08/2023

one explanation is that chemicals in the air or water are making everyone stupider every year and we haven’t noticed because we’re all too stupid. this hypothesis would help explain why everything and everyone is really stupid now

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Jonathan Brown @sartoriusdoctor.bsky.social · 28/12/2023

men who like beef can never go home

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rover suede @roversuede.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

a good name for a leftist vietnamese restaurant would be Aunty Pho

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rover suede @roversuede.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

THEM: you must be the newly discovered tilcayo cat if you think we're having McDonald's for dinner 3 nights in a row My fat ass:

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rover suede @roversuede.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

if youre not seeing practical magic 2 in dbox why even bother

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Many people are reporting strange dust in their homes, in their communities and in their pockets. It's strange. #strangedust

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rover suede @roversuede.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

guy in NY on 9/11/01 sadly flipping the "Days Without 9/11" sign back to zero

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Drew @4484.cool · 07/09/2026

Legends of Crud: Gunk's Revenge

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Ppallo @ppallo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Laura is asking for the Wife NFT I have of her in the divorce, and it's like either "it's a fake thing that you were an idiot to pay 10k for" or it's "creepy and I don't want you to keep it" but it can't be both.

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

“I don’t give a rats ass” It was never yours to give

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 02/11/2023

most historians now agree that the Flintstones are a fictionalized amalgam of a few different stone age families but Barney Rubble was a real guy

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I have trapped President Donald Trump in a "warding rune". You may now proceed with your normal lives unburdened by the thought of him, while he becomes... the plaything to my every arcane whim!!

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rover suede @roversuede.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

every day since 2016 trump has hit a new low in the polls and it’s always 33%

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

my 7yo niece is running around in fortnite desperately yelling into her headphones “ARE THERE ANY PEOPLE” and this is the realest shit i’ve seen in a long time

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

‘Dirty Soda’ Look, I don’t even know what that means but obviously you shouldn’t be calling things that,

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

You never hear athletes express gratitude for gravity, without which their precious "foot ball" would just float away. The entitlement is frankly disgusting

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rover suede @roversuede.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

i got sentenced to diaper jail. it’s a new kind of prison where they make you wear diapers

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rover suede @roversuede.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Crankin hog or hogly crankin?

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rover suede @roversuede.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Watching TV, and I’ll name it Michael.

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

In my opinion, the world has only gotten even worse since Steamboat Willie entered the public domain

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Lloyd’s Soil @toil.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

to those of you saying it’s time for me to do the ordeal of 10,000 thorns again let me just say this: you do not have access to the schedule. you do not know when it’s time for me to undergo the ordeal. i do

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

In heaven you can punch anyone you want in the face

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all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

bro i’ve been nothing but a model citizen to you

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026

say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please

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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

me: time for lunch boss at the bone crushing factory: eat your dang bug paste then get back to crushing

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rover suede @roversuede.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

i cant tell if i got dumber or just stopped getting any more smarter

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gerge @gerge-lemons.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

CIA agent: when you hear the word “blueberry” you will freak out and press this button which blows up the bomb. You are now a sleeper agent Easily brainwashed guy: oh ok I didn’t know that

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House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

I've got a pretty bad case of banana backpack 😔 (I put a banana in my backpack and now it smells like banana in my backpack)

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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Meta are sending Fucko the Knife Robot to stab you in the knee. To disable go to Accounts> Settings> Robots> Knife Robots> Fucko> Opt Out

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rover suede @roversuede.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

If only your parents had given you more tummy time, things might have worked out differently between us

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Posting Through the Aether @crannyboy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I wish there was more smoke everywhere

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