rover suede @roversuede.bsky.social · 12/10/2026The Sound of Music- what were they smokin when they came up with that one 000
Reposted by rover suedeBoris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 12/10/2024I can not apologize enough for my behavior at the seance last night. It was never my intention to annihilate The Big Bopper’s soul and I am so, so sorry to any fans who were looking forward to meeting him in hell. 0226
Reposted by rover suedekir @kirlax.bsky.social · 04/10/2026i saw your man struggling to draw the cool s 07517
rover suede @roversuede.bsky.social · 08/10/2026White smoke seen over the Stockholm Royal Library. This can only mean one thing: 010
Reposted by rover suededr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 05/10/2026every god damn day 08625
Reposted by rover suedeDavid Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026 31128193995
rover suede @roversuede.bsky.social · 02/10/2026trump could instantly solve all his problems if he replaced easter with a second halloween 000
Reposted by rover suedeJana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026your mission is simple: forcefem the pope 15011
rover suede @roversuede.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i think history will probably conflate giuliani’s hair dripping with four seasons total landscaping, but that’s, to me, ok 010
rover suede @roversuede.bsky.social · 30/09/2026proposing a fullbright grant for me to write the word trump in the sand and film the waves washing it away i need five hundred thousand dollars 000
Reposted by rover suedeLloyd’s Soil @toil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026just got so sad thinking about my haters lives. nobody should have to go through that 071
rover suede @roversuede.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I could have used about 45 min more of the tattoo guy in History of Concrete 000
Reposted by rover suedeceej @ceej.online · 30/08/2023one explanation is that chemicals in the air or water are making everyone stupider every year and we haven’t noticed because we’re all too stupid. this hypothesis would help explain why everything and everyone is really stupid now 441189119
Reposted by rover suedeJonathan Brown @sartoriusdoctor.bsky.social · 28/12/2023men who like beef can never go home 1212
rover suede @roversuede.bsky.social · 24/09/2026a good name for a leftist vietnamese restaurant would be Aunty Pho 021
rover suede @roversuede.bsky.social · 23/09/2026THEM: you must be the newly discovered tilcayo cat if you think we're having McDonald's for dinner 3 nights in a row My fat ass: 092
rover suede @roversuede.bsky.social · 22/09/2026it can’t have been easy growing up with a paleontologist sibling 240
rover suede @roversuede.bsky.social · 20/09/2026if youre not seeing practical magic 2 in dbox why even bother 000
Reposted by rover suedeGrobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Many people are reporting strange dust in their homes, in their communities and in their pockets. It's strange. #strangedust 4382
rover suede @roversuede.bsky.social · 11/09/2026guy in NY on 9/11/01 sadly flipping the "Days Without 9/11" sign back to zero 010
rover suede @roversuede.bsky.social · 11/09/2026can we get some apple specs? we talking fuji or what 101
Reposted by rover suedePpallo @ppallo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Laura is asking for the Wife NFT I have of her in the divorce, and it's like either "it's a fake thing that you were an idiot to pay 10k for" or it's "creepy and I don't want you to keep it" but it can't be both. 0364
Reposted by rover suedeGrobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 03/04/2025“I don’t give a rats ass” It was never yours to give 9743171
Reposted by rover suedemore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 02/11/2023most historians now agree that the Flintstones are a fictionalized amalgam of a few different stone age families but Barney Rubble was a real guy 181577400
Reposted by rover suedeMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I have trapped President Donald Trump in a "warding rune". You may now proceed with your normal lives unburdened by the thought of him, while he becomes... the plaything to my every arcane whim!! 1282878
rover suede @roversuede.bsky.social · 20/08/2026every day since 2016 trump has hit a new low in the polls and it’s always 33% 020
Reposted by rover suedeAmy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 18/08/2026my 7yo niece is running around in fortnite desperately yelling into her headphones “ARE THERE ANY PEOPLE” and this is the realest shit i’ve seen in a long time 29211
Reposted by rover suedeTamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 18/08/2026‘Dirty Soda’ Look, I don’t even know what that means but obviously you shouldn’t be calling things that, 4365
Reposted by rover suedeBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026You never hear athletes express gratitude for gravity, without which their precious "foot ball" would just float away. The entitlement is frankly disgusting 372624229
rover suede @roversuede.bsky.social · 16/08/2026i got sentenced to diaper jail. it’s a new kind of prison where they make you wear diapers 041
rover suede @roversuede.bsky.social · 15/08/2026if you’re a journalist and still questioning whether the white house considers your safety, I dunno what to tell you 020
