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@crannyboy.bsky.social
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indie game developer (CrannyQuest) | head writer at CNN | owner/operator Moon Planet Press + Cranny Cola | interesting unique handsome funny smart nice Linktr.ee/crannyboy

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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 3h
What halloween horror movie shall I watch tonight 🤔 probably something dark and downright twisted
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 5h
The doctor is afraid of my blood
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 5h
I got crazy blood
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 5h
Mate... I love you
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 8h
At the end of the day, hey we sure got some laughs in
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm going as Unnamed Narrator for Halloween this year
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I locked lips with a angel
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I must cranny boy. It is the only path forward. So it is written.
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You have lived a cranny life for a purpose beyond your comprehension. Continue on the path of the cranny boy for it will be your only salvation
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have to write for it is my gift
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
My Harry Houdini costume is coming together nicely! My cousin just has to help me clasp the lock and bury me under the ground
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
Couples costume? I thought you said wear a couple costumes!
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Nice costume what are you meant to be then? Let me guess... "One Crazed Chica"
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Cranny Boy is now in public domain!
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Wake up. It was only a dream... Who is cranny boy? Cranny cola???
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Scientists accidentally created evil cran
Evil version of cranny boy
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I really can't stand anything about Tom Cruise
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
open.spotify.com
All That We Want
DJ Sabrina The Teenage DJ · Fantasy · Song · 2025
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My balms!
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I had a dream last night that a guy jumped off a building in front of a crowd of people right before a big outdoor rave and then everybody just started raving anyway
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm smiling in all my pics
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm biphobic
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of my cats plays fetch is that normal
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cooper gets his mind back in part 15!
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey sorry I didn't come out last night I ended up killing myself
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ʟʊʟʊ ȶɦɛ ɢɦօֆȶ (ɮɨʀɖ ʍօɖɛ) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Resting cranny face
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Punching my own head so that I don't notice the pain in my heart..... ow ow ow
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Mantra for today
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The way that blursed ai goes kinda dummy!
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Don't mind my butler chudsworth 😒 no really
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
How in da f did bo burnham and phoebe bridgers even meet was it like hi I think you're funny hi I think you make good music 😂
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I met Katy perry i can die happy
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Imagining if I made this my new profile image and pretended it's always been that
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm in love with zombies.. not
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
People really watched woody allen movies and thought yeah that's a normal guy that's not a sick freak
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Weird Al just announced a new song parody of "I wanna be sedated " called "I wanna be castrated"
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just wrote this about my character named Dungeon Crawler Carl
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cran
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm neurotic
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They said a bunch of random crapola couldn't be done, but then it was. Point being: they don't know shit. Now get out there and do your thang!
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Once upon a time Dungeon Crawler Carl and his cat were going on an adventure. Carl was wearing slippers and a leather jacket and he had hearts on his underwear. Then the cat began to speak to him.
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The New Adventures of Dungeon Crawler Carl
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dungeon Crawler Carl is a main character in my book, too
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The strange man went into the store to buy a soda. He strangely grabbed it from the cold cooler. He drank the soda after purchasing it from the clerk, who was at the register.
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me writing my book: The friends go into the store. They buy a mountain dew baja blast. Then they drink it.
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Writing a book is soooo easy ! But nobody tells you it's boring asf! Crap I hate this boring ass story
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My book is going to be so boring everybody will fall asleep trying to read it
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My wonderful weekend
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I really like to harp on a single subject for multiple posts in a row don't I? Sheesh!
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cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Do you want to add fries with that?" "Buddy I don't even want anything at all. I broke free from the chains of desire "
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