Reposted by RossRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 10/10/2026You will watch this to the end 4328345
Reposted by RossViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 07/10/2026In the beginning, people laughed at my penguin army. No one’s laughing now. I’m receiving treatment and everyone’s been really supportive 427355
Reposted by RossOlaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026You can’t draw a bum without drawing a bum crack - that’s the bottom line. 012016
Reposted by RossMichael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Most TV is just this now. 17572591995
Reposted by RossIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome 14780831990
Reposted by Rossmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/01/2025you hear Crouching Tiger and you're thinking, well that's gotta be the most fearsome and best camouflaged creature in this title, 3549451056
Reposted by RossOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Most riveting thing I've seen all week 384113613090
Reposted by RossLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 18/11/2023[Someone I don’t recognize is at the gym] Who’s this fucking guy? [Someone I see every day is there] This fucking guy again. 645154
Ross @roscola.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Shameful performance from UK here. Need to take a long hard look at ourselves. 120
Reposted by RossREwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026OH MY GOD HOLD ON IT'S A SNEAK PEAK 191093217
Reposted by RossIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses 227131663348
Reposted by Rossmichael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Barber CEO: You Risk Falling Behind If You Don't Get A Haircut "Right Now" Industry Experts Foresee Future In Which Everyone Receives Multiple Haircuts Every Day Today Your Hair, Tomorrow The World: Barbers Say They Are On Track To Build A Pair Of Scissors So Big, It Could End Life As We Know It 142235646
Reposted by RossChristina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 09/09/2023Tesco are completely out of tissues yet again 15852145
Reposted by RossTrekCore.com 🖖 @trekcore.com · 08/09/2026NEW! The first big announcement for #StarTrek's 60th anniversary week is here — a new collaboration with luxury cookware company Le Creuset to send your kitchen to the final frontier blog.trekcore.com/2026/09/star...blog.trekcore.comLe Creuset Cookware Announces New LE CREUSET x STAR TREK Collaboration for 60th AnniversaryThe first big announcement for STAR TREK’s 60th anniversary week is here — a new collaboration with luxury cookware company Le Creuset to send your kitchen to the final frontier 36352100
Reposted by RossGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Beefeaters are so-called because their uniforms are made entirely from Bees’ feet. bsky.app/profile/kate... 0405
Reposted by RossuosdɯᴉS ɐuɐꓷ 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Doing this a few times has reinforced my opinion that life was terrible until very recently. 1233070
Reposted by RossBloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I don’t know who drives this car that’s in the parking lot at work today. I’m guessing a skeleton with a bow tie? 6276546
Reposted by RossDeb Chachra @debcha.bsky.social · 23/08/2026This explainer out of Australia is genuinely useful background and analysis of what happened with the Canada-US trade deal last night. Note that it is extremely and delightfully sweary. Also there’s an appended glossary of Australian slang. ifloz.substack.com/p/king-carne...ifloz.substack.comKING CARNEY ACTIVATES KONG MODE WITH ZERO FUCKSCarney Reads the Clock Like a Pro Wrestler 992005769
Reposted by RossKate Lingley 龍梅若 @klingley.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Buddhism in the wild (photo by Jerry Feldman, Target Honolulu) 3565131346
Reposted by RossKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/08/2026My man looks like Mel Gibson headbutted a wasps' nest 5478542693
Reposted by RossStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/08/2026 329282
Reposted by Rosspmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Bauhaus Milhaus 56103062123
Reposted by RossBeau @drbeaubeaumont.bsky.social · 08/08/2026“Furry Celeste” was right there, guys. 06416
Reposted by RossGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 21/06/2025The crappy spread on the sandwiches totally ruined the funeral reception I was at yesterday. I told them "I can't bereave. It's not butter". 991358109
Reposted by RossBrian Groom @groomb.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Publicity drawing for Forton services on the M6 near Lancaster, 1963. 2849678
Reposted by RossGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 02/08/2026MAGICIAN: Is this your card? MAN: No MAGICIAN: Is this your card? MAN: No. When is our regular postman back from holiday? 06412
Reposted by Ross👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Aleksander Čeferin has been elected Leader of the Avignon FIFA and taken the regnal name Clement VII. 13564153
Reposted by Rossa frightful hobgoblin stalking throughout Europe @supermathskid.bsky.social · 27/07/2026 154157674409
Reposted by Ross⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians* 316254926964
Reposted by RossGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 15/07/2026People on the train are giggling because someone called out for his mummy in his sleep. Wish I'd seen it but I was taking a nap at the time. 0312
Reposted by Rossthe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 13/07/2026RIP to the incomparable Sam Neill 54155853778
Reposted by RossNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I never had a teacher believe in me like this. 305303726
Reposted by RossBrosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal 1080522170
Reposted by RossAudrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital 85204035082
Reposted by RossGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 03/07/2026that’ll get them beyond the semis bsky.app/profile/poly... 511216
Reposted by RossGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 02/07/2026"Just seen my poorly friend who makes seabird sausages." "Oh really? How is he?" "He's taken a tern for the wurst." "Get out". 4436
Reposted by RossChilari @chilari.bsky.social · 02/07/2026There's no backwards compatibility anymore 5247181021
Reposted by RossGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I call my wife 'her indoors' because she looks like Jim Morrison. 26518
Ross @roscola.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Are there any military strategy experts on Bluesky? I can’t work out if it’s a good idea to admit this out loud to your enemy 000
