Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 55mI’m going to set foot in Texas next week for the first time in ?15 years? If I turn to dust, please delete my account bloosky 360
Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 3hWhat the hell art can I do for Push I love not having a clue and then figuring it out, though 110
Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 4hI dyed the bottom centimeter of my hair purple and I feel pretty good about it 030
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Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 6hI got my new mower battery and cut the back yard and my feeling of self-satisfaction is embarrassing. Being old is such a disappointment 170
Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Tomorrow’s art is locked and loaded, and while it’s not exactly the way I wanted it to look, I’m finished apologizing for it. The same way Julia Child said to never apologize for food you made. I made this, it’s whatever it is! 150
Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 05/10/2026One of my lawn mower batteries won’t charge. Being a grown adult really is just one dumb problem after another It takes two full batteries to do the back yard which I’d planned to cut today, guess I can’t, too bad (until the new one I ordered comes tomorrow blehhhhh) 010
Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’m getting ads for whatever the hell this is and I’m mad about it 100
Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'm working front desk, so not technically supposed to be watching the game, but also the horrible shit of a man who walks out on his tab and then gets mad when you point it out is in there and fuck that guy. 100
Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This idiot has made another AI sign for our football watch party today. How can you not have heard how much people hate this yet 030
Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I just remembered that I asked someone what day it was! (They didn’t know and I had to look at my phone) 030
Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Every single person today ordering food at the ballpark 040
Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’m working with The Dud today, none of my attempts at conversation will take. My awkward ass keeps trying! She’s just silent, staring at her phone. Probably posting “why won’t this bitch shut up” to her Bluesky account 040
Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 03/10/2026There are three straggler pickleball players who refuse to stop hitting the stupid ball and leave so I can lock up the stupid building and go home. I just heard one of them yell, "Y'all ready for this!!!" and I want to go shut the lights off on them. Might. 260
Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hope it’s not a Taskmaster spoiler to post this, but Chloe is still my favorite of the season (series, Jason). 010
Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 02/10/2026They were playing The Hollies on the pickleball courts, and I really wanted to say, "This is my band!" but I didn't because they don't know my name and also it's not even a very funny joke 440
Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ahaha, another scoldy email where I am not in the wrong. Sorry you don't know what a split payment looks like, manager! Now you do, I guess. 120
Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’m participating in a daily art prompt thingy over on Instagram called Curetober, will probably post them here too. Most will be my silly little mixed media collages, but some won’t be! Day 01: HELLO 3170
Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I watched the documentary about The Swan and now I’m just going to be screaming bloody murder for the next several hours. How were we ok with this See also: the lady who had her mouth wired shut on The Real World 010
Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Do you think I could get a refund for my online digital marketing course from Cornell, because it was fully for the name and now the name is bad (also the course was mid) 030
Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Do I know anyone local with plumbing skills *punches self in face* 110
Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I joined a subreddit for a GBBO bake along but did but participate yet. But what if I made a stout AND walnut coffee cake tomorrow (an unexpected day off), I’d be flying so close to the sun 150
Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Big Boss (the Ron Swanson) brought in a bunch of stuff from his garden and I’m currently making a tomato, banana pepper, tiny jalapeño 🔥, and pattypan squash soup. Adding corn and black-eyed peas and maybe rice at the end. Just a big pot of nutrients, something my body needs anyway! 170
Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Based on all the lying I have to do because none of the bosses here will take a phone call or see a visitor, I feel like I could probably win The Traitors. Especially if the extent of the lying I had to do was to convince someone that someone else was busy on a Zoom call. That situation could arise 010
Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Our mayor posted a thing about how some graphic they showed had a Hammond flag on the back of a boat or something I don’t think the Bears are moving here but I’ll just watch it all quietly from the couch 010
Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Was considering going up to work where we’re having a big Bears watch party but then I remembered being at home was awesome and free and I’m already here 140
Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m not even mad Probably because I’m a dipshit, but still 000
Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 29/09/2026That is a Peanut Punch I will never stop calling it that 020
Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I did a great job of doing a no phone day, but my stepmother sent me like five terrible AI reels that made me cringe every time I heard the DING! because she’s the only person who ever sends me Facebook messages But I did but fold 150
Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Sing Bear Down to your dog, they love it I’m back online, hi 040
Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Now I’m watching Double Jeopardy, a movie I love because fuck this guy ! Kill him a lot, sorry Tommy Lee Jones! 030
Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Did I tell you that I’m watching Jurassic Park for the first time? I don’t know what happened where I never watched it. We played the score in band. I just never took the time. Wild because I was super into dinosaurs as a kid! 340
Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Got a pretty weird message on IG from someone pretending to be @johncusack.bsky.social but IG is like, “seems real, nothing to see here!” 120
Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’m gonna try to do a no phone/contact day tomorrow because I need some peace. If you see me on here, tell me nostatic.klipy.comHand Spraying Bottle - NopeAlt: Hand Spraying Bottle - Nope 170
Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Just declined to participate in my boss's daughter's "art" contest and she ran to her mom to tattle on me. Cool cool cool 160
Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My coworker that I was with today is a real dud of a conversationalist. She just stared at her phone the entire shift. She said she doesn’t use any kind of social media, so what was she looking at? Reading the news? Kindle on her phone? Just pretending to be busy to avoid talking to me, a cool lady? 360
Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I love this so much. When I worked at Hungry Brain, he showed up twice a night and he made everyone happy 060
Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Oh man, the high ya get when someone on Traitors is BIG wrong and loud about it, that hits the spot 030
Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Just got a scoldy email from middle boss for not taking a copy of someone’s ID even though I absolutely took a copy of their ID and it was included with the paperwork I submitted. These people are absolute clowns. “Unfortunately it’s not the first time you missed this step.” 🤔 5101
Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Stepmother sent me an AI “happy daughters day” generic slop flyer 🫣 010
Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“1 2 3 time to make steam! If you don’t!” This has been a Taskmaster non-spoiler so I hope no one is mad 031
Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Doing a sickos YES YES watching people be pedantic in a baking subreddit where some doofus is trying to cream cold butter and someone said it needs to be "room temperature." rOoMs CaN bE aNy TeMpErAtUrE 140
Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Someone keeps taking most of the books from our Free Little Library and someone keeps leaving religious tracts in our Free Little Library. I'm not saying it's the same person. I'm not NOT saying that either. 141
Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I got my stupid emissions test and renewed my plates, a thing that took barely any time at all but was stressing me out. Just a little reminder to just do the thing! 010
Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I like how bosses never take blame for mistakes and go all passive voice, like, "Two of you were scheduled for the PM shift and neither of you caught it." Who scheduled us? Also, how would we catch it, because you've removed the feature on our app to see who else is on our shifts. 050
Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 23/09/2026What am I here for, if not to jump on other people's 30 Rock references 110
Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Who the fuck are “The Earles” and why are they on every third commercial on Netflix Are they just some boring influencers? 000
Bloody Hollie @holliewhatever.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My stepsister (not the white supremecist one) followed me on Instagram and I don’t want her to! 020
