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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸

@dean-tane.bsky.social
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A member of the whoregeoisie fighting for a dicktatorship of the hoeletariat. Takatāpui 🌿🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (Ngāti Tūwharetoa/Kahungunu). Kerryman ☘️ UK-based, Ireland-born, Aotearoa-descended. And with a cacophony of an accent to boot!

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Dean Buckley @deanbuckley.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
there has been remarkably little interest from the Irish press in the takeover of Mount Melleray by a private American university owned by a billionaire with close ties to Opus Dei that recently experienced a major outbreak of measles and has a statue of Charlie Kirk being embraced by Jesus
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Had to send a scan of my passport for the hotel we’re staying at in Naples next week, and it’s even worse 😬
A scan of my Irish passport, showing the ID photo. All you can make of my face are the eyes, nose, mouth, ears and facial hair. There is no outline of my head, my face completely blends with the white background.
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Mrs. Iran and Principal Russia were in the RAF Fairford closet making terrorist babies and I saw one of the terrorist babies, and the terrorist baby looked at me”
Ralph Wiggum with his parents, except Ralph’s face has been replaced with a smiling Andy Burnham’s
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hayao Miyazaki “Anime was a mistake. It was nothing but trash” meme
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So did they announce they’re gonna stop persecuting minorities at the labour conference? No? Ah well there’s always next year with the next PM
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This time next week I’ll be exploring Pompeii 🏛️🌋
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grovehaunter @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nigella Lawson is such a welcoming change on Bake Off you forget Paul Hollywood is still there
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⳽ⳑⲇⳕⲛⲉ @sloanelysbeth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
‘you can hope again!’ — andy burnham my hope is that wes streeting stand trial for the over 40 trans children he murdered. somehow don’t think that’s gonna happen.
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Simon McGarr @tupped.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is why, every year, the whole of Ireland is required to celebrate the Puck Fair. We can’t just say that hauling a goat into the air for days on end is something just for Kerry. We are a united country, which is why we have airborne goats everywhere.
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Futurama is being cancelled again? A day ending in Y
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sue-Ellen going full Christofacsist is even more bizarre when you remember she’s a member of a Buddhist cult that has a history of sexual abuse allegations
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Jack Graham @timescarcass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Even as Miliband said this, people outside the Labour conference were being arrested for demonstrating in solidarity with Palestine. Miliband later refused to meet with protestors. The Labour government's weak little noises about Gaza are pure hypocrisy and cynicism.
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LiLBazula 👻 🎃 @lilbazza.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Weird how we can instantly arrest the peaceful protesters on the most extreme of charges but it takes days to arrest the violent racists on the most minimal & penalty free of charges huh
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three years into this genocide there’s still many who think this is too “nuanced” or “complicated” to have an opinion on it
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So glad I don’t have to deal with these Labour briefcases in town for the conference like I had to in my last job
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh I’m SEATED for Kate Nash’s new London Irish era album 💚
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We should bring back conscription but only for those 66% of pensioners who want it. Let them play out and die for their WW2 fantasies while the rest of us get on with our lives!
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl dinner
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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Una Mullally @unamullally.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Macklemore has announced a Free Palestine Tour, with the first show scheduled for Dublin next month. Paris and London shows also scheduled. All proceeds going to multiple organisations including Gaza Soup Kitchen, Jewish Voice for Peace, Medical Aid for Palestinians, and more.
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This coconut really thinks she’ll be allowed to stay if her blood and soil mates get their way and have all ethnic minorities deported
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Tristan Grayford @tristangrayford.scot · 23/09/2026
Andy Burnham says this whilst sitting on the most aggressive anti-protest laws of our lifetimes, which have been used to arrest and charge nuns for holding signs protesting a genocide.
It was because Manchester’s humble mill workers took a principled stand.

During the American civil war, despite the hardships it brought them, they refused to touch raw cotton that had been picked by slaves.

In 1862, people with little power used it to help those with none on the other side of the world.

The best change is change like that, bottom-up change led by people.

And whatever distorted view social media offers today, the world is still full of good and decent people who are ready stand up for what is right.
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Andy Burnham isn’t doing anything about those Nazis attacking RNLI lifeboats because he’s far too busy making Northern™ his entire personality
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*the Asia-Pacific nations have entered the map chat*
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ms Carly Rae found love, got married, had a kid and released a banger album without any bother. There's levels to this.
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Taylor Swift releasing more slop? A day ending in Y
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yesterday marked the day I moved to Liverpool eighteen years ago. I’ve now lived in this city for half me life, I guess I really am a Scouser now
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Dr Alex Fitzpatrick @animalarchaeology.com · 23/09/2026
At some point you just gotta believe that the BBC report this way because they’re sympathetic to anti-immigrant white supremacists and their mission.
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Knowing there’s more than one musical Sheeran around is deeply unsettling
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Sarah Kay @k-interarma.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Follow Blue Niall on instagram for this meme alone
Ed Sheeran says he does not want to take sides regarding the Cromwellian invasion of Ireland
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This Rowling apologism is functionally identical to something you’d hear from your average Reform UK supporter, who also have the mistaken idea that the UK was ethnically and culturally homogeneous until very recently
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Insane revisionism, because when the book came out in 1999 there was absolutely discourse over Cho Chang on Internet forums, a lot of it from Yanks who were CONVINCED Chinese Brits weren’t real. To the point they believed the character was really a random white Brit adopted by Chinese parents
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think at this point on The Traitors Ireland they should just give the prize money to the Irish wolfhounds for being a great bunch of lads
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Darach Ó Séaghdha @darach.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This week in my #calling353 piece for @thejournal.ie I consider the Ed Sheeran song “Galway Girl” and what its lyrics reveal about its composer. Ed Sheeran has given the Irish a chance to air gripes with Galway Girl jrnl.ie/7166379
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Ed Sheeran has given the Irish a chance to air gripes with Galway Girl
The lyrics from the English narrator disclose Sheeran’s take on himself and his entitlement to Ireland.
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⳽ⳑⲇⳕⲛⲉ @sloanelysbeth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ed sheeran would have been better off saying nothing, y'know, play to his strengths.
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Everything about this is spiritually Israeli
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
SNL UK tonight is being absolutely SAVAGE with Ed Sheeran. And rightfully so
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Best kākāpō fuck season ever! 💚
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Disney doesn't know what to do with the Muppets. The BBC doesn't know what to do with Doctor Who. I have a wonderful suggestion.
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In children's publishing, this has been like VE Day.
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is so bogan coded
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Eurofans really believed the country who invented the concept of boycotting would somehow return as well lol
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
god this is good
flight of the concords scene with murray, brit and jemaine. 

"How's this, then? Ed Sheeran, beloved by all, left without an opening band at present. Enter you two."

"What if we want a free Palestine, Murray?"

"I reckon you'll get lots of things for free when you're proper rockstars. This might be your ticket."
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it is remarkable that this has happened despite a near-unanimous effort from mainstream politicians and news media to prevent it from happening. there's some hope there
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“I’m heartbroken to discover I’m living amongst some very bigoted xenophobic people”
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“Lisa Nandy the Culture Secretary” is a deeply oxymoronic statement
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Shen Yun has dropped out of Ed Sheeran’s tour
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