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Willow

@rockshrimp.bsky.social
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Cynical idealist, unreliable narrator. Half kvetching about people, half sports, half music, half pop culture, half politics, etc. not representative of any employer. #NYisBlue. Posting is a form of stimming. I swear a lot.

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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 11h
Spoke to a class a Columbia earlier about press freedom and anticipated having to explain what Gawker was but it did not occur to me for even two minutes that I would also have to explain who Hulk Hogan was
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 12h
Hegseth is definitely a "weirdo," so by his own standards he needs to stay away from the military.
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The Pines @thepines.bsky.social · 12h
General officers and the entire officer corps will have to make a decision to either be a part of this project or not. You're either part of this new fascist military or you're not.
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 12h
Oregon has been cleaning up his town while he's looking for work and if you need somebody who does the things he can do, you should hire him.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 13h
okay I'm sorry to literally beg for this, I've done part time jobs and you all have been amazing sponsoring for me doing work around the community But I go 1400 a month rent is due at the end of the month and I'm freaking out, they can delay it until the 8th but I think I honestly can't pay it
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Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 12h
It’s fun trying to google breaking news and all I get is stories about Microsoft AI until I add context.
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 19h
He's really the cousin at Thanksgiving that unironically says "maternal unit, may you please pass me the sodium chloride,I need to season my avian dinosaur". Bro could really just be a mod on r/rickandmorty
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 18h
perfect Eliezer Yudkowsky burn
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Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 12h
You have to remember that all political reporters were born this morning and immediately dropped on their heads.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 17h
It is actually completely clear from context clues.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 13h
I love the tech industry and their cool new product: fraud
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 13h
What the hell am I supposed to drink for breakfast?
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 12h
Remember when Maxine Waters roundhouse kicked Michael Tracey in the throat and then dragged him by the scrotum down Wilshire Boulevard? What a time to be alive.
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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 14h
yet the lack of training wasn't the issue here, so why are we bringing it up.
Van Houten told NPR member station WSKG in an interview that Doe's statement was taken by "an experienced investigator" trained in sexual abuse investigations "over an extended period of time." Cornell University Police did not respond to questions about details of the length, time and place of the interview or other details of the manner of questioning before publication.
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Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 14h
if my current prediction about this episode comes true I may throw things
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Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 14h
Can someone make me a cut of this season of Ted lasso that only includes Ted and the new characters and no one else?
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 15h
If you want "personalized music" made just for you pick up a fucking guitar. Or else break the heart of someone who already has.
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Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 16h
This part. Senators and Congresspeople being completely unqualified and stupid is only funny if there are electoral and legislative consequences for it.
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 17h
I don't find the Schmitt Senate fiasco remotely funny. It's just McCarthyism but more incompetent. It's appalling, & a constitutional order that can't end this level of unserious lying & extremist nonsense isn't worth saving. We need massive institutional reform to make sure it never happens again.
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 17h
there was another leader who was also named influential by TIME once,
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Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 16h
This looks like a job for the SovCit lawyers.
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Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 16h
Keep calling him up and while you're at it call up Beasley.
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USMNT veteran Tim Ream confirms international retirement
After playing the majority of minutes at the 2026 World Cup, veteran center back Tim Ream says his U.S. national team career is over.
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Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 17h
Knowing my husband has been asked "*that's* your wife's signature!?" at the bank I am feeling very attacked by everyone making fun of the dipshit techbros right now.
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Super Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 17h
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andré @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
vince, PLS
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Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 17h
I have to remind myself I'm competent, so I get put on the most fucked up projects to give them the best chance of success... I spend a lot of time feeling like the common denominator in things failing is me. But hey, at least it makes me neurotic and paranoid all the time.
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 19h
Every time a discourse kicks off over whether AI music, literature or art will be "as good as" the real thing, I'm always amazed more people don't cite that **there already are** creative pursuits where human-free spectacles have been available for decades, and nobody has ever wanted to watch them.
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Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 18h
I have a headache
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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 18h
the sad part is that survivors fought like hell to even get expulsion for rapists on the table. when I was an activist > 10 years ago, administrators were *shocked* that we wanted expulsion as a disciplinary option.
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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 18h
Yeah man. Everyone loves their cell provider and picking out plans. Let’s make everything as miserable as that. Great analogy from someone very in touch with normal people.
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Super Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 18h
The vibes they have shifted
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ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Reynas: You have to play our son. He’s the best. Berhalter: Buddy I don’t even play MY son and he’s way better:
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 19h
One of my main mental buoys right now as ai eats the world is Bea Wolf 2. I don't think I can write any better than that, and it was hard, and every time I see a book get withdrawn (for secretly being ai) after winning many awards I think of the ballad of John Henry racing the steam drill*.
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Sandy Johnston @sandypsj.bsky.social · 19h
It's very easy to dismiss these voices as fringe and the discussion as feeding right-wing propaganda (which it does). But like the Greenfield bar story, anyone honest who has spent time in left spaces knows that these dynamics and people are very real and a problem that needs to be confronted.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 19h
christ this infuriates me. ACA bridged the gap between my divorce (with loss of spousal benefits) and medicare eligibility. without it, I would not have had access to health care for eight years.
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have one house.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"I don't understand it. I don’t know it. I don’t trust it. I don’t use it. I wrote 50 books before I ever heard about AI so I don’t need it.” john grisham said get fucked ai nerds lmao (answer about 5 min in)
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Bestselling author John Grisham reworked the first sentence of "The French Illusion" for six months
YouTube video by CBS Mornings
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 30/09/2026
This isn't true. Cornell has suicide rates on par with peer institutions (which to be clear is not great). The idea that Cornell has unusually high suicide rates traces back to the manner of suicide (jumping into the gorges) being especially dramatic. Do not make me defend this institution RN.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It annoys me greatly how easy it would have been for everything to be okay. Not perfect, not even great, but just 5/10 "I can slog through a day in undisturbed mediocrity without the Health Secretary declaring soap causes autism while the president literally shitposts about his war from the toilet."
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When I die, please don’t let Mario Lopez choose the photo they use
Mario Lopez & @mariolopezviva
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Heartbroken to hear about my old friend Dennis Haskins. He played the principal, but Dennis was the biggest kid on the SBTB set.
If you knew him, you loved him—and if there was karaoke, you knew Dennis was getting on that mic! I'm grateful for the laughs, the memories, and the friendship we shared all these years. Rest easy, my friend. You'll always be part of our Bayside family.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 21h
Took my son to see AC/DC in Philly last night and I can report that Angus Young has fully transformed into David St. Hubbins from Spinal Tap
An old man in a kids uniform rocking out
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Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 19h
There’s a reason I refer to the techbros as a bunch of dudes who want to live forever and hate being alive.
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Meredith Rose @mrose.ink · 19h
K-pop is a fascinating case study in that it’s basically the ideal testing ground for virtual, high-output, flashy-concept AI music, and so far it hasn’t worked. There have been a few attempts! But it turns out that people want a sense of connection with *real humans.*
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 19h
PSA : if you’re one the Hispanic props being used at the WH today ICE will be there to deport you after the event
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Brooke Harrington @ebharrington.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One of the things to come from GamerGate was the gamification of torturing real, live women...hounding them out of their homes, making them look over their shoulders for years. It was treated as a joke, nbd, the work of a few bad apples--as all terrorism against women is--& that failure leads here.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 30/09/2026
And media making it official policy to treat those attacks as fair game that they would not take seriously, report on, or treat as harmful — even when leveled at their own reporters. Now the White House points GamerGate at its targets daily, through the owners of the social platforms themselves.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
look, if you're worried about being remembered, don't try to pursue immortality or whatever, the smart move is to start selling substandard copper and then make sure anyone who complains deposits a physical copy of that complaint in a site that will later be archaeologically significant
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
me: jrr. you gotta stop naming dwarves jrr tolkien: borgen and lorgen and forgen and clorgen. bujingo and judingo and bobingo. choin and groin and sloin and of course, bloin
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