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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Trump: It's not working! Why don't they love the fair? How do I make the crowds cheer? Oracle of DC: If you test your strength against the heat with a very long speech, the nation will celebrate harder than they ever have. They will party in the streets. No one will ever forget the night.

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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

seeing Americans do cool looking elite tier stuff in a high stakes international soccer game is like watching a gorilla drive a car

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Personally I think anyone who climbs the Empire State Building should be killed by biplanes, whether or not they’re a gorilla

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jimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 01/06/2024

companies on july 1st

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 30/12/2025

You should be able to rev your shopping cart at people in the grocery store

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Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Why doesn’t Haaland - the largest competitor on the pitch - simply not eat the other competitors?

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𝔅𝔏𝔒𝔒𝔇 𝔅ℑ𝔗ℭℌ 🩸 @trannieoakley.blood.gay · 29/06/2026

everyone pack in close to see the guys who fuck everything up set off 100x more explosives than they ever have before

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Garrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

The date is November 19th 2026, I have just bought Grand Theft Auto VI. It takes 8 days to download, I pee in a Gatorade bottle. It will be the greatest art humanity has ever created. I start the game. I see a fake electronics store called ‘Circuit Titty’. “They’ve done it” I think. I begin to weep.

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 19/08/2025

baking doesn't get easier than my world famous two-ingredient double chocolate chip cookie recipe just mix a cup of semi-sweet toll house chocolate chips into one tube of premade chocolate chip cookie dough and spoon it into your mouth over the sink

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

CBS staff, you have one job and that is to incept Bari Weiss into believing she can win over Isaac Chotiner.

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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 26/06/2026

They should make some movies with positive representations of liminal spaces. Like when you work at a convenience store and you can go in the walk in behind the drinks. You can smoke back there and steal sodas. Why don't they show that on the movies

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

you: Please, dr moreau. your unholy creations are an affront to god. creatures of land should not combine with creatures of the sea. a baby belongs with its mother sheep, not imprisoned within a pearlescent shell until you see fit to pry open its hinges dr moreau: clamb

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Correction: The Lincoln Reflecting Pool water is not “killing” ducks The ducks entered a state of heightened enlightenment where they can perceive all of time and space as a single crystalline moment. They have no need to move because they are everywhere and everything

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himbobottomus.bsky.social @himbobottomus.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

—exerpt from ‘When The Fascists Kept Getting Stronger’ Bertolt Brecht, Poems of the Crisis Years, 1929-1933

Comrades, do get it into your heads, this 'lesser evil' which
Year after year has been used to keep you completely out of the fight
Will very soon mean having to stomach the Nazis.
—exerpt from ‘When The Fascists Kept Getting Stronger’
Bertolt Brecht, Poems of the Crisis Years, 1929-1933

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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026

Me in 1768: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive. Me in 2026: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive.

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Different administration, different context, different guys, but I can't say how much a "we almost made this deal also, actually" report out of the Celtics front office after a big trade feels like home. In a tumultuous world and a chaotic moment, it's nice to be able to count on this kind of thing.

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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Zoran: Good morning Rama my wife. Rama: hello Mamdani

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Rogue Elephant @rogueelephant.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Finally realized why I love watching videos of World Cup fans hanging out. It’s exactly like finding a delightful video of two different species of animals being best friends. Absolutely heartwarming

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Ambassador Ken Fairfax (ret) @portlandken.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Quintessential Trump: In 2025, Trump axed the program to combat New World Screwworm, stating that they had "saved" $1.5 million a year. In 2026, the Trump announces a $1 billion emergency program to combat the Screwworm outbreak. $1 billion would have funded the old program for 667 years.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK

Back Of Gatorade Bottle Features Recipe For Gatorade Casserole

@andrewfleer.com actually collecting the ingredients for this for some reason

It's so wet

An unbaked Gatorade casserole
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‪Fleer‬
‪@andrewfleer.com‬
· 56m
Update: 30 minutes later, it's still very wet.

Maybe 20 more minutes?

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‪@andrewfleer.com‬
· 35m
We're going to try just a little longer.

For the record, it smells horrid

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‪@andrewfleer.com‬
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After an hour, I think this is the best we're gonna get

Baked Gatorade "casserole"
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Gatorade casserole soup in a bowl
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‪@andrewfleer.com‬
· 23m
Y'all I'm scared to try it

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‪@andrewfleer.com‬
· 22m
It smells like hot tuna, with a lingering sweetness of the Gatorade

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Anya Diamond @anyadiamondkiss.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

More planet fitness. Still no shoes ✨ See the secret drop: t.me/+wgqtb4jQQdQzYTE1 #lingerie #sexy #bigass #milf #fansly

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Vesper Bloom @vesperbloom18.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Can a single picture ruin your focus? 🔞 View more: fysg.short.gy/K3bGYO #onlyfans #bubblebutt #sexy #lingerie #hotgirl

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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 12/06/2024

younger trader joes cashier: have you tried these scallion pancakes yet me: (with the terrified sternness of a third grader with one line in the play) It’s Giving Dinner

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Rogue Elephant @rogueelephant.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

There are swords attached to the wall in this bar and i can see some knicks fans eyeballing them

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Well I’ve bested this Columbo interloper with my dastardly wit and I’ll be back to a life of leisure and ill gotten gains any second now. A free man! Ah ha! Just as soon as he’s done borrowing my pen

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spooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

if you buy this and you aren’t catholic the swiss guard shows up at your house and beats your ass

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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Well, it happened again. I got put on the jumbotron at the grocery store and everyone booed my groceries

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Firr @firr.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Bought an ace pride flag and they tossed in a pile of stickers including this surprising banger???

The Ace pride colors underneath a caption that says "the only thing I'm fucking is stupid"

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

They’re apparently invented a 6-7 for extremely 42 year old men called 82-0

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

the most embarrassing thing in the world is when you’re upset to the point of tears and then you realize it’s because you’re hungry. the second most embarrassing thing in the world? say it with me now: shitting your pants in a moe’s southwest grill

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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

For a hot second there was a wide recognition over who is actually vital to keep society functioning and it broke these guys brains so hard they have to say they’re inventing god to combat the mind virus that makes people not like them

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Happy Pride Month. If you're a gay man, please remember your power. People often think that gay men are innately fashionable, which means if you wear some stupid shit for long enough, straight people, including homophobes, will copy you and then you can laugh at them.

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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands

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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

it’s … interesting, let’s go with interesting, that abdul carter can very clearly say this is what i believe in and why while jaxson dart can’t even stand on what he did while mumbling out a statement that doesn’t mean anything. weird how this always seems to happen in these cases

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telsie 🦬 @telsie.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

our trivia team is being persecuted for our religious beliefs

“Bonus: Tests from the Sudarium of Oviedo and the Shroud of Turin have been used to suggest that what famous figure’s blood type was AB?”

We answered “Jesus Hussein Christ” which was marked wrong, with the correct answer being “Jesus,” which was answered correctly by 82% of teams

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ceej @ceej.online · 26/03/2024

the most annoying thing about living here is tourists asking to meet She Who Slumbers in the Lake. buddy, we all want to meet her. that’s why we lure the tourists

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Kevin Hart is the first guy to get addicted to being in commercials for gambling.

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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Just found a subreddit that pairs people with fucked up balls of string with people who love detangling balls of string and it is *very* wholesome

The most jacked up pile of yarn barf you've ever seen in your life. It looks like pastel ramen noodles

Several replies from volunteers who want to help

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Professionals turned contrarian pundits are funny because their credentials are meant to lend weight to their opinions but they only make them sound extra stupid. You did 4 years of medical school and now you post stuff like "They Are Lying To You About Soap"

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