telsie 🦬 @telsie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026it’s crazy that there’s enough people that are happy when plans are canceled, that you could put it in a commercial about how good insurance is 3180
Reposted by telsie 🦬Atkinson @maddavenport.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Repeat after me: “If ‘just try harder’ could possibly work, it would have worked already.” 46418
telsie 🦬 @telsie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026just learned a tgirl bowling group is in the works in chicago. tempting… 250
telsie 🦬 @telsie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’m interested in hearing from anybody who watched To Catch A Predator at the time. this film isn’t a masterpiece by any means. but it really captures what made TCAP (presumably) so compelling, as well as the post-9/11 cultural rot in america at the center of its fame, its methods, and its legacy. 150
telsie 🦬 @telsie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026now seated for a different, more enjoyable type of PRIMETIME 170
telsie 🦬 @telsie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026is every colorado game in 2026 going to be a complete stinker 481
telsie 🦬 @telsie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026gold tops for colorado are uh… well, let’s just say they’re not among the best in the equipment room 580
telsie 🦬 @telsie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026ACC Clemson at Cal approaching midnight eastern time before halftime is disgusting. truly disgusting conference. 170
telsie 🦬 @telsie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026one benefit of using minimal generative AI is that in 50 years i will be god emperor of the world by virtue of being naturally smarter than everyone else 1273
Reposted by telsie 🦬Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I know it goes without saying but as the right wing media-political complex runs from Trump we should remember that they played a leading role in--and gleefully profited from--enabling and promoting him. Accomplices trying to get off a sinking ship, trying to salvage what's left of their reputation 202235366
Reposted by telsie 🦬Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 23/09/2026My friend sent me this unprompted that’s called being an ally 252276254
Reposted by telsie 🦬Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 22/09/2026(flirting) many beautiful women have liked my bluesky posts 1026552
Reposted by telsie 🦬Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026really is a motherfucker knowing that if dem leadership/seniority signaled that trans rights were worth standing up for, every single person scolding and berating about how this sacrifice just HAS to happen would 180 overnight to "we draw the line here. abandoning people in need would be cruel" 71576324
telsie 🦬 @telsie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026truly a Bungie moment to come crawling back to Destiny 2 after making a big thing about the “final update” love D2, but this can only go poorly 030
Reposted by telsie 🦬Ben S @bensh3.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If you're still consciously using this language after the level of persecution immigrants have gone through in countless US cities (and think you can cleanly separate them from so-called "transplants") then I don't know what to say 415313
Reposted by telsie 🦬headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 21/09/2026damn if only there were 300-500 devs who could help with that 213450784
Reposted by telsie 🦬Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/09/2026a catch is when a possession consists of at least one football move, unless there is first intent that can clearly be observed. the if the intent is observed concurrently with the possession, the ball carrier must first establish zone in space. zone in space is an acquiescence of one's football self 321293159
telsie 🦬 @telsie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026it was nice to get confirmation that CU football should not be a priority this year 250
telsie 🦬 @telsie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026i had a lot of ideas of how this game might go but northwestern putting up 35+ was not one of them 2100
telsie 🦬 @telsie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026love finding out i need a new toilet seat at 8:30pm on a friday 250
Reposted by telsie 🦬Matt @hbomatts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026POV: talking to a guy who voted for Trump all three times who will gladly do it again 2133
Reposted by telsie 🦬ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 19/09/2026 7909202
telsie 🦬 @telsie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026i would love to wear my hair down again but wow it loves to get caught in my earrings 180
Reposted by telsie 🦬BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026it is...unless you have a SYSTEM 323112
Reposted by telsie 🦬LizKatSportsLes @lizkatsportsles.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"they come from a ball family" don't we all 161
telsie 🦬 @telsie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026my parents have come around on my transition??????? my mom brought it up unprompted?????????????????? i haven’t sent the letter yet?????????? she might’ve told everyone in her family which I don’t love but apparently it’s mostly fine??????? what the fuck?????????? 9280
telsie 🦬 @telsie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026my instagram reels algorithm has struck me with a tactical nuke of women with boob jobs giving breast aug advice. thank you instagram very cool 090
