iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

put on “Bridge Over Troubled Water” (going through it) but can’t achieve the desired catharsis because I keep remembering when @elsangito.bsky.social posted “Fridge Full Of Bubbled Water” 10 years ago

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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Aluminum gotta be one of the most goated minerals

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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Spanish really popped off with “entonces.” love to start off a sentence thusly

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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

her: does that feel good baby? me: yeah. it’s ontologically stochastic

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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

we need to bring back the coffeehouse as a third space for men to stay up all night with the bad boy of the Viennese portraiture scene writing pamphlets about Calvinism and the Cossack Situation

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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

“Directed by Francis Ford Coppola and shot by back-to-back Oscar-winning cinematographer John Toll” isn’t even scratching the surface with JACK (1996)

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root@eruditorum.œrg @root2702.bsky.social · 16/01/2024

Old Tom Bombadil heeded not the voices, Taps, knocks, dancing feet, all the nightly noises; Slept till the sun arose, then sang like a starling: ‘Hey! Come derry-dol, merry-dol, my darling!’ Sitting on the door-step chopping sticks of willow, While fair GOLDBERRY combed her tresses yellow.

Fair-haired GOLDBERRY in cutoff jeans, inspecting her Royal blue 1969 C.E. Corvette 427 after Tom Bombadil drove it into a lake.

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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Advancement in these fields depends on understanding, contextualizing, then subverting, the status quo. The conservative mind is fundamentally incapable of and opposed to doing that last one. It’s right there in the name

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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

in The Odyssey a character says “our Age of Bronze is collapsing,” which is an idiotic piece of dialogue but really fun to say in response to, like, a restaurant being sold out of what you were gonna order

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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

the tragedy of Darth Vader is when a guy gets his dick and balls burnt off by lava he develops a trans-Atlantic accent

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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

actually I think Gustavo Dudamel conducting a Muppet orchestra for Seven Nation Army rocks. USA #1 baby

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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Lucasfilm merchandising exec: Did you finish that casting of the Rancor from Return of the Jedi Sculptor: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked

A wall sculpture of the Rancor from Return of the Jedi that oozes tortured sexuality. You can buy it at Disneyland

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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

why this palm got me ready to risk it all

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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

seeing Americans do cool looking elite tier stuff in a high stakes international soccer game is like watching a gorilla drive a car

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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

look I don’t know this guy but “the grind” is the thing. creativity is creating. no writer wants to not write, no editor wants to not edit, no camera operator wants to not shoot. we want to not do the spreadsheet and email bullshit metawork. how bout you accelerate/automate that

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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Begging TV writers doing shows set in America 30+ years ago to stop having characters say “for fuck’s sake.” We didn’t truck with that British shit until 9/11 weakened our resolve

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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Real New Yorkers call Babe Ruth this when we are ordering a chopped cheese from the bodega

a picture of babe Ruth subtitled “The Mona Lisa of baseball,” which was his famouse nickname

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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

i was interviewed by the freakin’ grey lady

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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

wordle in 1: haha fun ;) 2: im da king of da dictionary 3: well, “genius” implies a lack of study 4: the (((New York Times))) has cheated me 5: better off dead 6: im da king of da dictionary

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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

back in ‘95 on the AOL Star Wars message boards a guy with username BlimpDick posted that when Luke got pulled into the trash water he looked up Leia’s skirt

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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

UX-10 hive rise up. We are legion

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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

when the leitmotif of my longtime foe begins to echo in the distance? that’s when I be on my “here we go again” type shit

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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

ladies, when a fella walks in the club and he got a traditional basalt molcajete full of guacamole (YES it got the toasted pepitas on top) wyd???

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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

misspelled it as “TimTok” in a presentation last week and the client wants to know why we haven’t activated #TimHive. I stammered “well, you don’t want to piss off JeffTok” but that only piqued their desire

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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

found this old photo of my mom while cleaning out her house. rip Mother you were a serve and a slay

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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

reading The Prophet by Kahlil Gibran, this shit goes crazy

for what are the writings of dril if not the work of a prophet

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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Sex garden to ‘break taboos’ at Chelsea flower show as gnome ban ends

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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

actually I’m picking the dinner with Jay-Z. I’d rather open doors

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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

ah thanks boss for ending our check-in early and giving me seven minutes back. might fuck around and write a sonnet that makes the angels question their nature before our team stand-up

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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Scheduling daylight savings on international women’s day so that we lose an hour of female respecting time 😒

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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

/r/thriftygifting /u/3footlocks what should I (29) get my husband (32) for Christmas? We don’t have a lot of money and he already has a beautiful gold pocket watch UPDATE: thanks for the advice, found a buyer for my hair! so excited for DH to unwrap his watch chain UPDATE 2: fuck you guys

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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

just got back from my Shark Tank pitch for Cacao Gummies. it was going great until the guy from Marty Supreme destroyed the (very clever!) portmanteau I came up with for a brand name

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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

just moved to a desolate and forbidding moor and honestly it’s really chill. I’d love to see this ever-present fog try to envelop me in madness

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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

dawg I hate to tell you this but…ya girl Morfryd furnished me with a clothbound ration of provisions for my journey north. no, nothing kingly, but it was nourishing as hell. well I think the horse was her dad’s but. yeah it’s a piebald gelding

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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

A bluesky highbie tried to put me in a starter pack once

Tony Hopkins in silence of the lambs (I call him Tony)

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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

When eating chips out of the bag, one must continue until one surfaces the Goated Morsel, possessed of the the crunch, the heft to sate the hardiest treatman. And if the Goated Morsel never comes? So be it. We stay snacking

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Kirby Conrod @kirbyconrod.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

"sloptimization" on my woty candidates to watch list

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

This is good, you should read it

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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

New writing up at Welcome To Hell World! I went to a pop-up art exhibition that inspired a piece on the tech-enabled, emotionally blunted cultural “movement” I call Sloptimization: www.welcometohellworld.com/its-cozy-in-...

welcometohellworld.com

It’s cozy in here and I hate it

Pop-up pop-art; Sex Change and the City; You Are in a Museum

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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

few things more satisfying to me than a seamless, efficient trip from the airport on public transportation. It’s possible and it’s good for the soul

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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

pondering life’s mystery, its glittering complexity (imagining Juliette Binoche pronouncing the word “squirrel”)

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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

The Last Jedi is the only post-Lucas Star Wars release with a credible claim on being Art in addition to Product, and the only one we will ever get

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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Barbara Stanwyck, The Only Allowable Republican

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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

this has “charlie brown had hoes” energy. No you don’t Justin. You don’t believe that

bio blurb from the website Andscape: “Justin Tinsley is a senior culture writer for Andscape. He firmly believes “Cash Money Records takin’ ova for da ’99 and da 2000” is the single most impactful statement of his generation.” No he doesn’t

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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

restaurants that claim “homemade seasonal preserves” but don’t cook the fruit to a high enough temperature to activate the damn pectin, YOU 🫵🏻 are the “Oaf of the Day”

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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

9/11 equaling 0.81818181!!!!! instead of it being 9/11

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Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

I love to join a zoom meeting to introduce myself as the bridge between Sales and our Client Success team before checking DraftKings for 45 minutes. I make $375,000 a year

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