raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 5hkinda dont appreciate that the “life gets hard” guy has my posture 150
raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i am the wiseman at the top of the mountain and my alarm is the seeker come to me for advice. and it’s always the same: go back to sleep for 9 minutes 060
raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026love how quickly sam cooke goes from half-hearted to existential on a song where hes obviously just trying to cash-in on dance craze 050
Reposted by raisin birdHAD @havehashad.com · 23/09/2026love all the constraints everyone made up for themselves and locked into for Lexi's call! today from @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social "This poem uses verbatim texts, sent between me and my wife, in winter of 2025. ... The poem is shaped like Minnesota, where we live." 0145
Reposted by raisin birdraisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 12/06/2024younger trader joes cashier: have you tried these scallion pancakes yet me: (with the terrified sternness of a third grader with one line in the play) It’s Giving Dinner 375795
raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026maple leaf samara looks like a beautiful koi fish but i’m not freaking out because ive seen two things before 040
Reposted by raisin birdraisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 09/12/2024samuel taylor coleridge telling his publisher what his new poem is about 28815
raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026one time i had to let a police dog in the santiago airport eat a bag of almonds out of my backpack because when i pulled it away an officer in paramilitary gear with a rifle sternly shook his head no at me 1306
raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026met a chef who said he used to design sandwiches for Subway. i’m like, thats funny. i also use to design sandwiches for Subway 1160
raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026dreamt that the neighborhood hired a kitchen maid and when i asked her if she was going to make a cake any time soon she launched into a long song about the Harvest 160
raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026the four words every Onion Lover longs to hear 0110
raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 06/09/2026good news/bad news on “the squirrels moved out of the attic” for my neighbor 0150
raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 31/08/2026jolly but unstable guy on the bus is standing behind the driver and saying “it’s clear” while paddling his hands like an air-traffic controller every time we come to a red light 050
Reposted by raisin birdraisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 02/12/2023when the cat is away the mice will play. ok this all sounds very cute. where is the cat going 1152
Reposted by raisin birdCrab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Therapist: Well what sorts of thoughts have been bothering you? Me: I feel like if I was really different people would feel a different way about me. Therapist: I mean that is just nothing. I can't do anything with that. 436256
Reposted by raisin birdfilth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social · 15/06/2023ian curtis of joy division sounds like he's on the phone with school pretending to be his own dad. 10661155
Reposted by raisin birdraisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 09/02/2024my coworker was helping answering phones in the office when one of the seniors called pretending to be his dad saying he would be out sick with a fever. so he played along and was like oh no, how high is the fever and the kid paused for a long time and was like. 110 3394
Reposted by raisin birdraisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 26/11/2024day 2 of having a fever: when i get better i am going to go on a long walk day 5 of having a fever: when i get better i am going to get a tattoo of the onion man from parappa the rapper 0392
Reposted by raisin birdraisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 27/04/2025running into coworkers from five years ago like why do you guys still exist 1141
Reposted by raisin birdraisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 28/02/2024(offering someone a card from the most obviously homemade tarot deck in the world) oooh the bitch of pentagons. i made these by the way 113716
raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 28/08/2026trying to make small talk with a neighbor, pointed at their house and said “do you live there all the time” 070
raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 28/08/2026duck running with its head low to the ground like it’s trying to get under something. been there bud 040
