Reposted by Rogue ElephantKeith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Trump: It's not working! Why don't they love the fair? How do I make the crowds cheer? Oracle of DC: If you test your strength against the heat with a very long speech, the nation will celebrate harder than they ever have. They will party in the streets. No one will ever forget the night. 4148821032
Reposted by Rogue ElephantSteve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026seeing Americans do cool looking elite tier stuff in a high stakes international soccer game is like watching a gorilla drive a car 221264173
Reposted by Rogue Elephantpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Personally I think anyone who climbs the Empire State Building should be killed by biplanes, whether or not they’re a gorilla 372266258
Reposted by Rogue Elephantjimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 01/06/2024companies on july 1st 32269633
Reposted by Rogue Elephantandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 30/12/2025You should be able to rev your shopping cart at people in the grocery store 421650326
Reposted by Rogue ElephantCoach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Why doesn’t Haaland - the largest competitor on the pitch - simply not eat the other competitors? 2645358
Reposted by Rogue Elephant𝔅𝔏𝔒𝔒𝔇 𝔅ℑ𝔗ℭℌ 🩸 @trannieoakley.blood.gay · 29/06/2026everyone pack in close to see the guys who fuck everything up set off 100x more explosives than they ever have before 321149
Reposted by Rogue ElephantGarrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 24/06/2025NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot 3155634465
Reposted by Rogue ElephantBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/06/2026The date is November 19th 2026, I have just bought Grand Theft Auto VI. It takes 8 days to download, I pee in a Gatorade bottle. It will be the greatest art humanity has ever created. I start the game. I see a fake electronics store called ‘Circuit Titty’. “They’ve done it” I think. I begin to weep. 212610456
Reposted by Rogue ElephantFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 19/08/2025baking doesn't get easier than my world famous two-ingredient double chocolate chip cookie recipe just mix a cup of semi-sweet toll house chocolate chips into one tube of premade chocolate chip cookie dough and spoon it into your mouth over the sink 415030
Rogue Elephant @rogueelephant.bsky.social · 27/06/2026They didnt make it in so it seems pretty easy to hate on them. If youre italian you should be hating on them the most tbh 110
Reposted by Rogue ElephantBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 26/06/2026CBS staff, you have one job and that is to incept Bari Weiss into believing she can win over Isaac Chotiner. 945217874
Reposted by Rogue Elephantgreg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 26/06/2026They should make some movies with positive representations of liminal spaces. Like when you work at a convenience store and you can go in the walk in behind the drinks. You can smoke back there and steal sodas. Why don't they show that on the movies 531673243
Reposted by Rogue Elephantalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026you: Please, dr moreau. your unholy creations are an affront to god. creatures of land should not combine with creatures of the sea. a baby belongs with its mother sheep, not imprisoned within a pearlescent shell until you see fit to pry open its hinges dr moreau: clamb 161985508
Reposted by Rogue ElephantAlex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Correction: The Lincoln Reflecting Pool water is not “killing” ducks The ducks entered a state of heightened enlightenment where they can perceive all of time and space as a single crystalline moment. They have no need to move because they are everywhere and everything 4645
Reposted by Rogue Elephanthimbobottomus.bsky.social @himbobottomus.bsky.social · 23/06/2026—exerpt from ‘When The Fascists Kept Getting Stronger’ Bertolt Brecht, Poems of the Crisis Years, 1929-1933 71034298
Reposted by Rogue ElephantRet @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026Me in 1768: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive. Me in 2026: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive. 2889992871
Reposted by Rogue ElephantDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Different administration, different context, different guys, but I can't say how much a "we almost made this deal also, actually" report out of the Celtics front office after a big trade feels like home. In a tumultuous world and a chaotic moment, it's nice to be able to count on this kind of thing. 1843641
Rogue Elephant @rogueelephant.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Everyone always massively overrates draft picks. If a pick isnt in the top 5 then fuck it, send it 210
Reposted by Rogue ElephantBob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Zoran: Good morning Rama my wife. Rama: hello Mamdani 171555118
Rogue Elephant @rogueelephant.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Probably Hokkaido Ramen in back bay. But also shout out to Ba Le in Dorchester if you want a Banh Mi 020
Rogue Elephant @rogueelephant.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Finally realized why I love watching videos of World Cup fans hanging out. It’s exactly like finding a delightful video of two different species of animals being best friends. Absolutely heartwarming 000
Rogue Elephant @rogueelephant.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Somehow both the oldest looking and youngest looking 29 year old of all time 010
Reposted by Rogue ElephantAmbassador Ken Fairfax (ret) @portlandken.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Quintessential Trump: In 2025, Trump axed the program to combat New World Screwworm, stating that they had "saved" $1.5 million a year. In 2026, the Trump announces a $1 billion emergency program to combat the Screwworm outbreak. $1 billion would have funded the old program for 667 years. 14864802578
Reposted by Rogue ElephantBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/06/2026jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK 918181083033
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Reposted by Rogue Elephantraisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 12/06/2024younger trader joes cashier: have you tried these scallion pancakes yet me: (with the terrified sternness of a third grader with one line in the play) It’s Giving Dinner 375795
Rogue Elephant @rogueelephant.bsky.social · 11/06/2026It was something like “She’s not a bad person, but have you ever met someone who just doesn’t matter in any way?” 010
Rogue Elephant @rogueelephant.bsky.social · 11/06/2026There are swords attached to the wall in this bar and i can see some knicks fans eyeballing them 010
Rogue Elephant @rogueelephant.bsky.social · 10/06/2026We just recently banned a guy named Garyoke (gary, who likes karaoke but cries a lot and weirds people out) 3690
Rogue Elephant @rogueelephant.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Worked at Borders (RIP) (not really) when Empire State of Mind was huge, but they wouldn’t allow rap to be heard in the store so they got a corporate version that was basically just Alicia Keys singing the hook over and over 000
Reposted by Rogue ElephantAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Well I’ve bested this Columbo interloper with my dastardly wit and I’ll be back to a life of leisure and ill gotten gains any second now. A free man! Ah ha! Just as soon as he’s done borrowing my pen 2846
Reposted by Rogue Elephantspooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 04/06/2026if you buy this and you aren’t catholic the swiss guard shows up at your house and beats your ass 712312
Rogue Elephant @rogueelephant.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Seeing screenshots of bill maher and whichever creep he has on actively not liking the cigars they are smoking or the whiskey they are drinking is one of my favorite things 22118
Reposted by Rogue ElephantSteve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Well, it happened again. I got put on the jumbotron at the grocery store and everyone booed my groceries 202852526
Reposted by Rogue ElephantFirr @firr.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Bought an ace pride flag and they tossed in a pile of stickers including this surprising banger??? 4946221174
Rogue Elephant @rogueelephant.bsky.social · 03/06/2026God, imagine getting bodied by dave portnoy from the left 060
