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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 12h
Because she got a GREAT ASS!
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/10/2026
This is your occasional reminder that generative "AI" in particular could have been developed on public domain materials and/or licensed and compensated works but the major players intentionally, methodically and systemically chose to steal labor from working creative folks instead
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Costco business model:
Smallest brain: Costco sells stuff cheaper
Medium brain: Costco gets cheap stuff because they buy in bulk
Big brain: Costco is a logistics leader masquerading as a bulk warehouse
Cosmic brain: If hotdog and soda is $2 I will kill you
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 30/09/2026
voters should be doing shit to tech companies that republicans try to do to the post office
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Elizabeth Cantwell @eccantwell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here to tell you that the chemistry and tension in this scene still hits for 2026 teenagers, as evidenced by the very vocal reactions of my students today
Dorothy Malone and Humphrey Bogart in the bookstore scene in 1946’s The Big Sleep
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Nathan Tankus @nathantankus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As a social relationship, of course! It's changing society right now! But it's changing society because our ruling class and an aligned group of administrators and managers are using it to change society. Not because of the underlying claims about how it works and its capabilities.
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Alex Gibney @alexgibneyfilm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The trailer for my new film, "Musk," has just been released.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it really needs to be more openly discussed that all the people advocating for “we should be fine with losing basic skills if we get more systems thinking” are men, meaning socialized to expect to be able to offload basic tasks of daily living onto a wife as part of their compensation for existing
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
all these people sound like this:
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it's going to be a yankee hotel foxtrot fall
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
good advertisement for the stupid machine, gimme da stupid machine
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@duckworth.senate.gov If you don't think your job is to hold a historically unlawful and unpopular executive accountable, then you should resign so someone can do the job we elected you to do. Christ. Loser. My only regret about this is I don't get to say it to your face. Change your mind or quit.
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 20/09/2026
i consider myself a pragmatic voter who often feels pressured into pulling the lever for candidates who may not fully align with how far left my ideals are and the only pragmatic way forward in the voting booth is zero concessions on trans rights. full stop.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026
Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Y'all don't understand. People fucking suck in my state. Which is why you have to suck too to get them to vote for you. They are too fucking stupid to ever want anything better. And they'll kill you for even trying. This is how it will always be.
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neuse river hag @neuseriverhag.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i'm skeptical about the idea that throwing trans people under the bus would ever be the difference-maker for dems, but i can accept that people honestly believe it, just as they honestly believe it about women's rights. but then the question becomes, ok, under what circumstances is this "necessary"?
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
No one there is smart enough for this to be the actual reason. They're arguing over who is taking the blame for Trump's last public diaper dump or whether their shoes fit
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Boatdrinks @boatdrinks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This, the article in Wired yesterday about the burnerverse, it's all the same thing, the same low rent grotesques hooting and clapping because they know shame is a thing that happen to other people, never them. It's just what culture looks like now.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's all just this
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Arrested Development: Tobias Funke's Fire Sale
Alt: Arrested Development: Tobias Funke's Fire Sale
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
honestly rude of the NFL to send two teams with American punters to the first Australia game
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There’s such an easy answer to this “gotcha” question and it’s “Sports are inherently unsafe and unfair and it’s ridiculous to single out trans athletes when we allow 150 pound linebackers to go up against 260 pound linemen in freshman football on a daily basis. Let kids play with their friends.”
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George E. Osborn @georgeosborn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I think we're at the point where we can incredibly comfortably say that your attitude towards Reform, Restore, MAGA, the AfD etc is how you'd have responded to fascism in the 1930s
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/09/2026
there’s a lot more nuance to it but as a basic principle you could do a lot worse than unions good, billionaires bad happy Labor Day, everyone
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
nature is healing: stereogum.com/2510481/burn...
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Burning Man Sees Fourth Death In Four Years, Festival Gate Closed Again Due To Weather
A Burning Man attendee has died, marking the festival’s fourth death in four years. The man passed away on Friday (Sept. 4) after a medical emergency, and no foul play is suspected. Last year’s homici...
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
*sicko approaches window*
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I don't think you should lose your kids for naming them this, but you should probably get very used to annual visits
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
26 women fell for this scam. Open the schools
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
America hasn't been great since we took the calorie out of diet Pepsi
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onion person @junlper.beer · 26/08/2026
people who use ai for businesses baffle me. do they not read what these produce? do they not think this is decieving customers? it makes tou look lazy and i think you deserve to fail as a business
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Alex Jaffe ➡️ NYCC @alexjaffe.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"Why is she dead and he's alive?" Dolly Parton spent the last years of her life looking after her own husband, to the deficit of her own personal health. The bad guys live longer because they value no one above themselves.
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
i simply do not believe things will get better in this country so long as the supposed alternative to the fascist white supremacy party is run by losers like chuck schumer and hakeem jeffries
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Bunkie Perkins @bunkieperkins.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A tradition like no other, THE OLE MISS SIGMA NU PLEDGE LIST. As always, choose your fighter, but choose wisely! I am Maximilian Morton.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
michael wolff’s hard drives should be seized by a guerrilla army of journalists who will actually write the fucking stories that need to be written instead of waiting for a personally advantageous moment to trickle them out
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Spiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
@mattlombardo.bsky.social do you have a link for the RSS feed for your site? I'd love to be able to add it to my feed now that I subscribed
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is the good shit right here
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 16/08/2026
your Tesla supports mass child death
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vbeets.bsky.social @vbeets.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Matt stands for a lot of great causes while also providing excellent coverage. Check his content out!
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Something there hasn't been nearly enough of is promises of specific consequences like this, as a way of deterring present corrupt behavior. Let's at least make them consider the possibility that we might have a real government again someday
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TOP SHELF WINE IN A BOX @jasonmquist.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The reason Tom thinks this is because he works for a Disneyland college. Most college students live off campus, a fact that those of us who went to real college know how to 'look up'
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Ben Wikler @benwikler.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
At every step in the WI-Gov primary, my message has been the same: whoever you've been supporting, commit to doing all you can to ensure that the nominee wins in November. It's all on the line.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I am receptive to the idea that Speed Racer could be a better film but not that it could have been a better Speed Racer film, if you bought a ticket saying “I want Speed Racer” it delivered exactly what you asked for, if you bought the ticket and wanted Shrek I don’t know, that’s a different film
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"woke 2" "woke 3" can we settle for "nuremberg done right"
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Micah @rincewind.run · 09/08/2026
hard to find a more succinct description of the line between the two parties than “Dems forced Platner out of the race when sexual assault allegations dropped and Republicans stood behind Max Miller after child abuse allegations”
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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
so as usual, it's not transgender women causing problems in women's sports -- it's cis men.
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