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irrelevant troglodyte raised in captivity

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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Shit.
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
just me and my nervous system doing the running man
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
lol , lmao
Pictured: someone macing a child in the face. 
Text over the adult says “me” 
The mace being sprayed says “I’m fine”
The child text says “someone trying to be there for me”
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Alan 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @bows4crows.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Further finds from Paris fashion week. First, a couple of dresses by Rafael Urquizar. There have been a lot of deconstructed pieces all week, and the simplicity of this collection really stood out to me. Plus, pockets in dresses. Need those. #fashionweek #fashion #ss2027 #parisfashionweek
Runway photo of a full length, sleeveless, grey dress. It has a sleeveless bodice with a fitted waistline, small gold ornamentation at the centre of the waist, and a bateau neckline. The skirt is very full, with a lot of extra volume, plus functional side pockets. The skirt ends in two horizontal stripes, the upper of black, and the lower (twice the size) in white. Runway photo of a full length, red dress. It has a sleeveless bodice with a fitted waistline, small gold ornamentation at the centre of the waist, and a bateau neckline. The skirt is full, and of a slightly stiffened fabric, giving it a structural feel as it falls in a clean line to the floor. It has two functional side pockets.
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What to do if your friend is sad
1) DRESS THEM
IN A COOL
JACKET
2) REMOVE THEM FROM THE PERSON OR LOCATION THAT IS MAKING THEM SAD
3) LOWER
THEM
SLOWLY
INTO THE PIT
"farewell"
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Anthony L. Fisher @anthonylfisher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Found the perfect screengrab to use the next time someone tries to tell me I’m missing out on important discourse by not using Elon Musk’s mircoblog site
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Chicken the Friendly Ghost @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
I post a lot of shit,
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
episode 087
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 05/10/2026
curious that everything i want is also everything that exists (space, time, energy)
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m shy at first but then gradually go insane
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🫡
[Fake text/meme template]
Text conversation with "Bruce (Landlord)"

"It is clear in the lease: no pets are allowed in the apt. Sorry"

*the above picture of Fishtopher, sitting so perfectly and looking up patiently at the camera*

"OK I will make an exception because he looks very polite"
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Helen McKee @helenthev.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fishtopher is the ultimate antidote to current events
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
boy, are you plain greek yogurt bc you’re good for me but you’re so dull and i hate you
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All good things are a little out of tune
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Chucky @chuckedahl.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
i have eaten the soldiers that were in the wooden horse and which you were probably saving for ambush forgive me they were delicious so squished and so bold
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👻🫧BOOP🫧👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Doing a line of hope, just to get by
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 05/10/2026
man talking to himself on a computer
If things have gone wrong, I'm talking to myself and you've got a wet towel wrapped around your head.
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The last time I said "I'm fine" and truly meant it, Pluto was still a planet.
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Phil @distillation.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Reputation is what people think of you.

Character is what you are.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gary
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Phil Gorman @philgorman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Such a sweet generous soul.
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tremors 2 also rules.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Holy fuck am I bad at this website.
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 11/01/2025
Me, running through this so fast just to see if I end up in a fae realm
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Cynthia @cynlacasse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fuckbilled twatypus!!😂😂😂😂
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Arabella @arabellaspireship.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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50+ Music @fiftymusic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
On the Sunny Side Of The Street 🕎 #LesBrown
youtube.com
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 05/10/2026
If you go to a puppet show you can see the wires
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S01E02 Hell Hath Fury 5 February 2004
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
You're at black betty. I need you at bam-ba-lam
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Phil @distillation.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Amazing how quick you can get down to the core issues when you bring out a power grinder
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Homer watching his pig on a spot get pushed away by Lisa riding some sort of little tractor car thingy
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𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕 @2ndaryprotocol.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Share some of the best eyes in movies 🎥👀🖤
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AbuelaJacque @abuelachicawis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cornel Bronze #dahlias #bloomscrolling
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
amandapourlesintimes - the cat in the upper left hand corner who was caught mid ass lick when jesus was crucified: 1/2  


[medieval-style religious illustration depicting a figure, likely Jesus, with a golden halo and stigmata on his hands. In the far upper-left decorative border of the illustration, there is a small, crudely drawn cat depicted in the middle of licking its butt.]
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
episode 008
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Harley Davidson 🏳️‍⚧️ @queenofmars.space · 05/10/2026
Guys...
Tip: Use a turkey baster to suck out excess water from muffin cavities.
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Footslip @rictusgrin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
But… I don’t have water in my muffin cavities. Am I even doing muffins wrong now?
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NoFalseNarrativesMPA 💙🌊💚🌈🌎 @nofalsenarratives.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Right there, Baby! Avarice, unconscionable avarice. But the key feature is a total disregard for human suffering and a commitment to exploitation.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The more corporeal the better.
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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
am I doing this right? [existing]
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Disillusioned daydreaming.
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Footslip @rictusgrin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Snoopy from Peanuts Laughing
ALT: Snoopy from Peanuts Laughing
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truthseeker19.bsky.social @truthseeker19.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Unless, women are allowed to make laws penalizing rapists by WHACKING OFF any PENIS involved in a RAPE. Or, requiring men to REGISTER to have LEGAL sex by FIRST PROVING their financial ability to support children created. Or, by requiring rapes to be published online in a searchable database. OR?
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Footslip @rictusgrin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Toni Collette Says I Hear You
Alt: Toni Collette Says I Hear You
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Edward the Movie Buff 🎞🎬🎥📽 @midgetmoxie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oliver (1968) Director: Carol Reed
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nakedlaughing @nakedlaughing.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Goodbye, and other things we tell ourselves in the middle of the night
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a team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Opinion: I’m a highly-sexual brother in law. Pain and pleasure aren’t as distinct as you may think. (Gift Link)
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
These boys should lose their fucking futures, the same way they would if they were caught planning to murder someone, which they may have been MAKE BOYS AFRAID OF BEING RAPISTS amp.idahostatesman.com/news/local/c...
amp.idahostatesman.com
Boise police investigate alleged violent group chat at Timberline High
The Boise School District and Boise police are investigating a group chat in which students allegedly expressed a desire to take violent actions toward a female student.
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 05/10/2026
[theme tune]
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S01E04 The Apes of Wrath 19 February 2004
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