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irrelevant troglodyte raised in captivity

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 32m
Yeah I hear voices but they're not yours so no witty banter or coffee or dinner or monogamy or maybe having little voices of our own someday, just unrequited I'm the special one to do crazy alone things
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Edward the Movie Buff 🎞🎬🎥📽 @midgetmoxie.bsky.social · 5h
The Red Shoes (1948)
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 5h
Kent Brockman, holding a mic, in the middle of giving a lecture to the camera
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 4h
them: when exactly did you become so jaded me: around the time i stopped wearing candy necklaces
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Phil @distillation.bsky.social · 3h
What the flow state looks like 🤣
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SubRosa )✿( Magick (chat to book a reading) @subrosamagick.bsky.social · 3h
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SubRosa )✿( Magick (chat to book a reading) @subrosamagick.bsky.social · 2h
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50+ Music @fiftymusic.bsky.social · 2h
"The Lumberjack Song" is a comedy song by the #comedyTroupe #MontyPython. The song was written and composed by #TerryJones, #MichaelPalin, and #FredTomlinson. It first appeared in the ninth episode of #MontyPythonsFlyingCircus, "The Ant: An Introduction" on #BBC1 on 14 December 1969.
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Phil @distillation.bsky.social · 1h
• 2006 Stivess
I DON'T ENJOY THIS AT ALL ANYMORE.

HOW TO TELL WHEN YOU'RE A REAL PROFESSIONAL.
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50+ Music @fiftymusic.bsky.social · 14h
'A Kind Of Hush': Pray Silence For The Carpenters | uDiscover
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Mexicology @mexicology.bsky.social · 14h
So everything will be leaked by the end of the day, is what you're saying...
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Phil @distillation.bsky.social · 14h
New cryptid dropped
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Phil @distillation.bsky.social · 13h
Oh well, I may not be able to explain it but it makes sense to me
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 22h
just noticed on a bag of snakes that two snakes equals one serve and with all due respect go fuck yourself
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50+ Music @fiftymusic.bsky.social · 22h
You're the One That I Want 󠀱 #JohnTravolta #OliviaNewtonJohn
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Casket Based @cineblah.bsky.social · 21h
This guy needs to get beaten like the yellow dude in Sin City
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We've become so silly out of touch with our instincts that if we still had tails they would betray us, but that's why I always swing on the ass tickling of forgiveness
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Caseiokey @caseiokey.bsky.social · 19h
The scene that sums it all up
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Caseiokey @caseiokey.bsky.social · 19h
“Not only that- you just don’t get any note right!”
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Caseiokey @caseiokey.bsky.social · 18h
“Awh come on- this just isn’t funny anymore…”
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HellOEarth @helodare.bsky.social · 20h
Knew it
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Alan 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @bows4crows.bsky.social · 19h
Mantua court dress, 1747 I found another haul of old dresses, so lets go! You may notice that the hips are slightly accentuated - a subtle touch, I'm sure you'll agree 😁 The bodice itself is quite beautiful, with the neckline ruffles a lovely touch. #fashionsky #fashionhistory #dresshistory
Museum photo of a court dress in pale yellow and white silk. It has chinoiserie embroidery throughout, a pointed stomacher, and a square cut neckline trimmed with ruffles. The most obvious visual feature is the extremely enlarged side hips, extending a good 70cm or so from the bodice to the right and left. These enlarge the skirt considerably and are likely supported by hoops and panniers.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 18h
Kate Lister [@k8_lister]   
Still can't believe we grew up being told that old women living alone in the woods with their cats, and eating anyone who bothered them, were wicked. Those bitches were geniuses.  

Rachel Barber [@racheldbarber] · 16h   
The cannibalism does give me pause.   

Kate Lister [@k8_lister] · 9h   
You have to commit, Rachel
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50+ Music @fiftymusic.bsky.social · 18h
Yesterday Once More ꧁✮..🔮☽..✮꧂ #Carpenters
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You Can't Do That On Social Media @ycdtosm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A remake of the odd couple but with slapstick
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In lieu of a time machine, I have decided to make an ass of myself anew.
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Phil @distillation.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Un cotorrito muerto por las altas temperaturas.. : (

Ah no
Es un elote.

dyke-uncle
"Poor little parrot, killed by the high temperatures.?
"Ah no, it's a corn"
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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In matters of social etiquette I find the right thing to do is always immediately obvious - once I've done something else
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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hey girl, I wanna choke you bc I saw it in porn & IDGAF about causing you a stroke, seizures, depression, memory issues, incontinence, anxiety, miscarriages, etc. But don't worry babe, I know how to do it the *right* way. Fuck outta here jabroni.
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‘There is no safe way to do it’: the rapid rise and horrifying risks of choking during sex
Now thought to be the second most common cause of stroke in women under 40, it can also lead to difficulty swallowing, incontinence, seizures, memory problems, depression, anxiety and miscarriage. How...
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Phil @distillation.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I need to stop coming up with plausible scenarios. Some things just evade explanation and it’s as simple as that
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Phil @distillation.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BABUSHKA ENERGY: Make strong like Baba!
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Wormhole Live @wormhole42.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh to be a slime mold again. Such interesting times.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
humble_hampton

Women, watch your time, your tone, and your tongue when speaking to a man. Ever heard of the saying "you can catch more bees with honey than salt"?   

Reply:
dlsesq13 
I could also catch plenty of bugs with a man's carcass, if we're just doing insect behavior facts.
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
imagine being partnered up with me… no, more disappointment
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's presented as art, like everything in it is chosen for meaning. So you look, and look and stare, and you're just making it all up until it still doesn't quite fit but you forgot about Dre being subjective
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50+ Music @fiftymusic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother 🟰 #TheHollies
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Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: 3 @andrew3000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Heavenly Creatures (1994)
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Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌 @customcosy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
normalise pronouncing Hobart as Hobb-Art
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Tiki Moon🌙 @tikimoon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Having lunch at 4:30 in the afternoon because I am a woman who lives outside of space and time.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[checks your media tab for pet pics i may have missed]
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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rain doesn't fall . . . . . . Raindrops!
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50+ Music @fiftymusic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot With a pink hotel, a boutique, and a swingin' hot spot Don't it always seem to go That you don't know what you got 'til it's gone They paved paradise and put up a parking lot Ooh, bop-bop-bop Ooh, bop-bop-bop #NameThatTune
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50+ Music @fiftymusic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Eye of the Tiger" is a song by the American rock band #Survivor. It was written by #FrankieSullivan and #JimPeterik as the theme song for the 1982 film #RockyIII and released that May as a single from Survivor's third album, #EyeOfTheTiger. It combines #hardRock with a #postdisco beat.
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Wendy Harmer @wendyharmer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Without wanting to sound like an infirm retiree who doesn't know how to negotiate the internet...I fucken hate MyGov
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Footslip @rictusgrin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My parents have discovered vertical dramas. They were watching one yesterday where the characters were strangely focused on selling pork in a market square. Today it’s alphas, omegas and a halfling barmaid.
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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We may be subjects of a galactic empire and just not know it. The crickets didn't know they were in the Roman Empire.
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Frenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Who needs a defence force when you can just be nice to each other?
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Amélie (2001)
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Amelie Swoons
Alt: Scene where Audrey Tautou as Amélie "disintegrates," into the floor.
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