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Lominsan Catboy

@requiescatboy.bsky.social
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Phil! He/they. 30s. Mix of interests. I play a lot of FFXIV and Warframe. Love raiding. I've got a catboy. @luxsolaris 💜💜

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Jay Rayner @jayrayner1.bsky.social · 13h
For today’s @ftweekend.com I am at the restaurant inside the high end Mayfair furniture shop RH London. And it’s chaos. Warm water. Can’t mix cocktails. Run out of hamburgers. Dull food for bored oligarchs who don’t eat. Have a few quotes and a pic of a £22 baked potato. www.ft.com/content/5993...
Drift through its rooms admiring the oversized sculptures, the overstuffed seating and the passive-aggressive war on colour. I was tempted to give myself a quick nosebleed just to introduce a splash of red. While there, do take a look inside the utterly magnificent restaurant at the back of the ground floor, housed in what was once a banking hall. The cathedral-high ceilings are coated in gold leaf and dangle with giant golden chandeliers like crystal udders. There are pillars, acres of polished wood veneer and lots of soft curved seating, picked out by pools of light from dainty table lamps. Gawp at it. Gasp at it. But whatever you do, don’t book a table in it. On my recent visit, the whole operation was a bloody shambles.It starts in the second-floor cocktail bar, designed by Anouska Hempel, where the £16 Margarita comes from a bottle of pre-mix with a hand-scribbled label, and they can’t make any classic cocktails which aren’t on the list. Ask them for a Daiquiri then watch the panic flicker in their eyes. Online, the cheapest bottle of wine offered up here is a Riesling at £68. When you arrive, it turns out to be £86.Back downstairs in the restaurant a bottle of sparkling water is brought. It’s warm. We ask for ice. None comes. We ask again. None comes. Third time’s a charm. At least we get water quickly; the wait for food is interminable (if you don’t count the £56-worth of mini lobster rolls we didn’t order, that they tried to foist on us). We watch one of our dishes being offered to a nearby table. The diners look baffled. The waiter returns to the pass in the open kitchen where a row with the chef appears to ensue. He waves a ticket at her. Finally, 10 minutes later the plate comes to us. In a functioning restaurant you should be able to spot the person in charge immediately. There is no one in charge of this room. It’s chaos.Our missing dish is the cutely named “Parisian petite potato”. I wanted to see what a £22 baked potato was like. Small, is the answer, and topped with the now obligatory caviar. Honestly, there’s so much caviar washing around London at the moment, I’m convinced there’s some bloke with a lock-up in Camberwell who has got hold of a surplus that fell off the back of a knackered old sturgeon. Now he’s pushing it out to W1. Anyway, it’s a baked potato with fish eggs. I’m not sure which bit of it is Parisian but it’s definitely petite, I’ll give it that.
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LeithMotive @leithmotive.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The joke with GTA has always been that it is a British, Scottish even, pisstake of all the worst aspects of America including this very mindset and that Americans are too stupid to realise the depth of the contempt in which the developers hold them.
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 09/10/2026
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Grok make my favorite movie about my own boring ass life rather than transporting me and my imagination into another setting. Make Blade Runner but it’s me at the office. Do Barry Lyndon but it’s me and my friend Bob is also there. Lawrence of Arabia but he also needs to get his tires rotated.
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don’t want everything tailored to my interests I want stuff made by perverts and sickos that makes me think about stuff differently
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Jason Sinclair @jsinclair.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
April
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Lominsan Catboy @requiescatboy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is in fact even funnier actually. Yes computer set GTA6 in my generic British city or town. Omg a GREGGS! And a postbox! Wow I sure do feel emotionally fulfilled and have a healthy relationship with the world
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Lominsan Catboy @requiescatboy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lots of discussion about what's lost by it being customised to individual tastes, I'd like to add that it just robs people of shared group experiences. How many good game stories have a shared moment that shocks everyone. What happens if your individual preference is not for that to happen
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Hugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anyone still on Twitter is at risk of cooking their brains in that toxic soup, and that applies to people on the left as much as the right.
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Left Outside @leftoutside.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
1,000+ years of fucking loving sheep and wool. Fuck yeah baby! People say they're worried about this country but look at this.
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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026
"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the syntax reminded me of this
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We’re just normal men
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️ @fatewalker.etheirys.social · 26/09/2026
riol retainer straight up brought back some fuck ass fiddledeedee's what the hell
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Alex Awoos @alex-awoos-backup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I feel like more people should be talking about this part
Screenshot from the article that reads, The Stud, San Francisco's oldest gay bar, was only able to have its Meta pages restored because of the bars popularity among gay tech executives with connections to Meta
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Alex Says Stuff @alexsaysstuff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
To state the obvious, the actual resolution being discussed and voted on wasn't "Ethnostates are bad", was it?
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Lominsan Catboy @requiescatboy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Digger is absolutely wild and meta-textual, borderline fourth wall breaking at time with the subtlety of a hammer. I really enjoyed it and the performances are phenomenal. There's very deliberate layering and commentary between different elements of the film.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lmfao
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When can My girlfriend sit on my face again
I'm 21M my Girlfriend 21 F, and I broke my lower jaw 9 weeks ago, it was fractured in 2 places and I have 2 titanium plates and screws in my mouth, everything has gotten back to normal now at this point though, l've been eating and going about my life almost completely normal, but I was wondering if she was able to sit in my face now at this point in jaw surgery. I'm not on any medication I haven't been since week 2 and I'm healing great. Any feedback is greatly appreciated, please and thank you!!!
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Lominsan Catboy @requiescatboy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LRP the fact they're opposing the Jerusalem Declaration in the original motion text is astounding to me
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Although it feels like I am shouting into the void about this sometimes, I want to share some further thoughts on the “Zionism is Racism” motion which the Green Party is due to debate in the next 16 hours. Just to address various points which I think people in general should know. A thread:
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Despite disingenuous protestations to the contrary, this motion does EXACTLY what its fans claim to oppose - conflating Zionism with Judaism. The language around “Zionist synagogues” is so completely open ended that it will end up applying to most Jews, whether they are Zionist or not.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a high school basketball game. The home team is down 9 points, and some players are looking discouraged on the bench. The coach points to a player just out of frame and says, “flippers, you’re in!” Panel 2: the away team attempts a deep 2-point shot, possibly to beat the buzzer, which is blocked by Flippers, a whale who doesn’t even have his arms up. Panel 3: the game ends and the home team excitedly crowd around Flippers, who won them the game. A player from the away team looks stunned, with his hands on his head.
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aquila 🍉 most normal frankenstein enjoyer @belllmonts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"dracula is actually about repression" "dracula is actually about bloodsucking landlords" "dracula is actually about assault" "dracula is actually about xenophobia" "dracula is actually about bram stoker being closeted" dracula is about all of those things welcome to the gothic genre
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/10/2026
wonderful reminder of the funniest dynamic of the mayoral race, where sliwa clearly liked mamdani and was delighted to see him humiliate cuomo also, more politicians should do this! get your flu shots!
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pikat @pikat.io · 16/03/2025
rove
rove from monster hunter
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Ncs_artist @artistncs.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Monster hunter fans
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Jhoira's Bizarre Adventure: Sax Ball Run @saximus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
On a related note,
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Ciaran @ciaranmcgurdy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Spicymochi @spicymochi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Little pumpkin thieves
Illustration of a fluffy skunk and possum carrying a pumpkin in their mouths
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 34/157 @haurchy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
its finally COCKtober 🍆🎃 so u know what that means 👀👅 Dick sucking awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 🎃 IT'S TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉ASS😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 DICK🍆💦
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Alex Hern @hern.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Any minute now
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone asked me to draw her happy, so here she is painting a Warhammer guy
Louise the Deer paints warhammer guy. There are bandages where her antlers used to be
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chep @ gatewayfate 404, mcm N-23 @cheppoly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
korp
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ok
end of evangelion poster but it's a big spheal
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Indy @indy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The hard truth is we have implemented every centre-right nostrum, from slashing local government through conditionality of benefits to junking resilience measures for society and the economy - and as many predicted, it all turns out to be very costly in the long run.
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Crying at how the new intern at work was born in 2005 and knows about the Blair government because "we studied it in sociology".
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 28/09/2026
"Once, I went out on the rob for diesel, and sparked a major international security incident"
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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ngl "2 doggers, a lad out on the rob for diesel, a fly tipper and an actual terrorist get swept up into an international incident" would be a really funny premise for a slice of life British comedy
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We’re just innocent men
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026
the tech titan backlash to “woke dei hr ladies” makes a lot more sense now huh
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Solaire 🔜 GATEway FATE 🐏 @solairelunaire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🐏 1.0 EXCLUSIVE KARAKUL FUN FACTS: the sheep in ffxiv 1.0 used to be able to cast Lullaby and inflict sleep on player characters! when they used it, they'd end up with this dozing animation with a giant snot bubble... (you can see it in video form from a friend's vid here youtu.be/aD5iKXKizFs&...)
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They just released a mod sponsored by IKEA
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Lominsan Catboy @requiescatboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Saw Past Lives a couple of weeks ago and managed it's such a good film. Its still sitting with me
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vintage @vintagecoroika.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
sphene miraidon bc i couldn’t stop thinking about it #ff14 #ffxiv #pokemon
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Lominsan Catboy @requiescatboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My cat has an incredible ability to place her weight entirely through one paw. On me
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“No! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother”
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