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Cinder (it/its)

@dollcinder.bsky.social
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One of the strange things, living among you, watching, studying, waiting 18+ Minors DNI Not here to engage with you in debate

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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 10h
Bestie gets stressed when she’s home alone for too long, now that I’m back from my work trip she can finally relax Which she does by popping all her joints
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 11h
Please god let the AI bubble burst by Christmas I’m so fucking sick of hearing about AI everywhere
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I don't like saying this But if ya willing to help out OregontheDM on Pal and Ven GingerbreadGolem on Cash Phrasing to avoid bots lol
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 15h
All yall take the internet and specifically this site way too seriously
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 20h
Dems could get a +15 swing and still spend 4 years accomplishing nothing and helping no one
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 20h
AI can never hate its Dad so it could never even approach @themountaingoats.bsky.social level of song quality
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bestie texting me: ive eaten nothing but fried chicken and tamales while you’ve been gone
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
A Boston dynamics robot dog with mark zuckerbergs head and torso like a centaur and a huge horse cock on the robot dog body
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A story about vampires using their centuries of inherited wealth to secretly control the government but they make everything better because the microplastics in our blood don’t taste good
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know bestie is dog coded because emotionally for her there’s no difference between me being gone 4 days for work and 3 weeks for work, both of those time frames are simple “a million years and you may never return” to her
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Am I miserable and dead inside or just hongry?
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bestie still crashing out about the tamale lady outing her for being a nearly daily customer
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bestie going full goblin in my absence
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
E-bikes aren’t the problem The problem is it appears 50% of all e-bike users are complete douchebags with no respect for others and ride like they’re completely insane
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Telling bestie I will be home Wednesday night for the 12th time in 4 days
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fleetwood Mac was a CIA experiment to see if straight people could survive the average queer friend group dynamic
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The best part of being a smokeshow and having a dominant personality is when with a dweeby little nerd you can turn the intensity up to 100 on them for a single moment anytime anywhere and then watch their brain shit itself and reboot
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me: what are you gonna do while I’m not at home this week Bestie mumbles: draw a fursona Me: what? Bestie what?
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
All the content on this gig is AI slop but at no point did they ever think that the content should reflect the design of the space and should play with the scenic elements Doesn’t matter how good you morons prompt there’s no understanding of design language so it’s all boring
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is why so many goth girls have a piss kink
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PandasWithLasers (she/they) @pandaswithlasers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A what biohacker?
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Straight male golden retriever friend: I met this girl she’s a dancer or camgirl and we’ve known each other for a few weeks but she decided to fly out and spend the week with me at my hotel for work so we can hang in my off time Me: I know how this ends buddy but I’m not gonna spoil it for you
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Literally these corpo fucks on headset for all to hear: we can’t play this song for copyright reasons I’m going to generate an AI knockoff versions so we don’t have to pay anyone
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Straight male golden retriever friend: I met this girl she’s a dancer or camgirl and we’ve known each other for a few weeks but she decided to fly out and spend the week with me at my hotel for work so we can hang in my off time Me: I know how this ends buddy but I’m not gonna spoil it for you
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Don’t buy an espresso machine I just had a quad shot at the cafe at the hotel I’m staying in and it was shit I’ve ruined myself by dialing in my shit too good at home
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Leaving bestie home alone for a few days while I do a job She’s just going to orbit the apartment and wait for me to return
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We have to go in 10 minutes Bestie: perfect time for some YouTube brain slop Me: just pick something you’re down to 7 minutes Bestie begins panicking and desperately scrolling Me: six minutes Bestie finds a video that’s 5 and change and desperately starts it
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fleetwood Mac was a CIA experiment to see if straight people could survive the average queer friend group dynamic
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My mom the most suburban Midwestern white alive is obsessed with my local taqueria because you can’t get good Mexican food like that in the burbs
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bestie appears in my doorway It is 11pm Bestie pointing to her phone: I am acquiring Culver’s would you like anything? 👉👈🥺
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bestie is still crashing out that the table lady outed her coming to the store at minimum twice a week
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bestie mouthful of bacon cheeseburger: thank you for going on this late night goblin adventure with me
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I like to think at this point everything they prompt into OpenAI ends with: and make sure not to break containment wink wink nudge nudge btw here’s a full map of all the network defenses
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I like to think at this point everything they prompt into OpenAI ends with: and make sure not to break containment wink wink nudge nudge btw here’s a full map of all the network defenses
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bestie mouthful of bacon cheeseburger: thank you for going on this late night goblin adventure with me
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bestie is still crashing out that the table lady outed her coming to the store at minimum twice a week
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bestie appears in my doorway It is 11pm Bestie pointing to her phone: I am acquiring Culver’s would you like anything? 👉👈🥺
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have discovered bestie has a very friendly relationship with our local tamale lady
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ve been working on foot and toe flexibility and mobility and it’s so fucking weird how much better your life gets after you do it
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
At what point do we need to classify Harry Potter is a cognito hazard?
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You know discworld never spawned any ai sex and rape cults
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s not often I leave men in the field but sometimes a gig is such a shitshow that if I’m given an out I happily bounce Fuck them other guys
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Does using AI transform you into an annoying weirdo or is it only annoying weirdos using AI?
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Literally bestie
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Client: how’s everyone doing Me: fantastic having a wonderful day Unc: I’m ready to kill myself im gonna go in the hallway and slit my wrists
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think they should cast Alan Ritchson as wolverine in a movie Mostly for personal sexual fantasy reasons
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Me: bye Unc Unc: you still got 3 hours on your call Me: I got cut and it’s an 8hr min so I’m getting 3 free hours Unc: the fuck you are who gonna move all that shit? Me: not my problem I’ll see you tomorrow Unc: motherfuckers cuttin my crew makin me work, gettin irritated with these people
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Several more hours into Wolverine Very enjoyable for a linear action game
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Superman has the fortress of solitude Batman the batcave Tony stark super science skyscrapers Dr strange the sanctum Santorum And Wolverine has a cabin in the woods he listens to depressing country music and drinks alone in
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not corrupt, doesn’t throw minorities under the bus, no Nazi tattoos The bar is so comically low and yet
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