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new site, same old butter gun

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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 5h
I understand being amazed, bewildered, upset, horrified, excited, depressed, and many other things about this. I do not understand people saying it should be ignored or isn't real. I don't see how you can claim it doesn't matter without also claiming pure math doesn't matter.
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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 14h
"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 12h
sure, the days may be darker - but soon we will be free of the tyranny of the Kaiser's Hour!
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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 13h
great, we've taught the AI about the perversity of optimal packing solutions bet this seems real clever until it doesn't just paperclip you, it then stacks those paperclips in an ugly pile in the middle of a box
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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
clearly a BMW dealership
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Welcome to the serious fiscal responsibility party, where we believe that what the United Kingdom needs is its own version of the Iron Dome.
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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
whatever weird license or account gave me Google Health Coach has lapsed and it turns out that is the one neat trick to make Google Health "not shit"
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Curious
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
adding '5 British doggers' to the list of surprising defeats for the US military, alongside the IRGC, Viet Cong, and geography
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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
a pity the Tory Bayeux Tapestry doesn't have a modern version of this, with Harry Cole coming out of the barrel
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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
important joint statement regarding the stable door, which will now remain closed, and assurances that the horse will be returned soon
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
jacob rees-mogg eventually becomes british bill kristol after getting yelled at by right-wing freaks for the next 4 years. then we will know madness
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Grace @gracekind.net · 04/10/2026
Martin Luther speech bubble meme
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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ladies and gentlemen, the green party in england & wales (derogatory)
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Michael @michaeljsc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
seems they’ve ended up with the worst of all worlds, the motion will pass strongly but with most MPs on record opposing it, because there was a total leadership vacuum for months. feel very bad for Jewish Green members and their friends and allies today
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Although it feels like I am shouting into the void about this sometimes, I want to share some further thoughts on the “Zionism is Racism” motion which the Green Party is due to debate in the next 16 hours. Just to address various points which I think people in general should know. A thread:
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
RIP to everyone punished by their gods for their hubris, but I'm different, and better..maybe even better than the gods?
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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this really does seem like a skill issue to some degree - I'm driving 2/3 hours in Ireland next week (and I'll probably have a sat nav or android auto in the car) but if I don't I'll just...check in advance and remember the 2 or 3 roads and main towns I need to head towards?
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Hugh Brechin @hughrbrechin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You're laughing. Princess Beatrice's friend Alice Naylor-Leyland has been attacked by a rogue owl during a chaotic photoshoot and you're laughing.
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 03/10/2026
Genuinely drives me nuts that this thing ever got co-opted by the contemporary right given its revolutionary roots.
The Massachusetts Pine Tree Flag. 

AN APPEAL TO HEAVEN in block letters above a green pine on a white background
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 03/10/2026
But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Treasury Brain.
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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Friends fear he's reading every Wikipedia article in the category "Urban legends"
Old "Evolution" meme template. An eagle owl asks "Evolution can you give me big reflective eyes, long horn feathers and silent flight". Evolution (represented by DNA) says "To hunt nocturnal prey?". Owl replies "Yeeees." then (silhouetted with glowing red eyes) "Actually NO. Terrifies humans like a boss"

The bottom of the image shows the Hopkinsville alien, Flatwoods monster, Mothman and Owlman, all of which are believed to have been owls or other nocturnal hunting birds (Mothman looks a lot like a night heron)
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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it's never been more Breover
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have noticed the Williams that were in your name and which you were probably hoping Carlos would hide forgive me your name is William Williams so unnecessary and so William
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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
greens taking 30% of the labour vote and still losing would be very funny, imagine the recriminations
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not a novel observation by any means but the irony here, of course, is that it is precisely the UK’s successful approach to multiculturalism that has allowed us to generate a brown white nationalist.
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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you're making a video game. it's about 33% in. things are going great, narrative is settled in, gameplay is solid - but have you considered... AN EXTENDED STEALTH SECTION? make the most of those janky cover mechanics! you will not regret adding an overly long & complicated stealth section today
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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
examples used include a teacher and a trainee GP 💀💀
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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
them koopas crossed mario for the last time
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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
bro they roasting your ass in the salon they saying your latest fashions are déclassé someone said your latest periodical was derivative and everyone cheered
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's time
I gotta focus. I'm shifting into soup mode
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Staggered at the number of supposedly intelligent, right-thinking people who still think they are immune to X’s powers. Boromirism.
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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is probably the first (only?) celebrity who has passed away to whom I owe a great deal my wife's parents met through working for/with Esther Rantzen, and so she is directly responsible for my happy life, marriage and children
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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
GUY WHO SELLS CLOTHES: you know what looks really cool? wearing lots more clothes. ideally all the time.
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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
- impossible to escape on the internet - weirdly puritanical - might blow up the planet - drink massive amounts of water - love to have names like Claude, Gemini and Grok
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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hold up - will confidently interject on any subject, often with significant errors - can't actually read, instead relies on an elaborate method of parsing context through structure & likely words - looks financially impressive, actually built on huge amounts of unsustainable debt
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me talking about someone I've posted with on the same social media site for a long time but never actually met
Still from the television show What We Do in the Shadows showing Laszlo speaking. Text reads "he's my best friend, he's my pal. He's my homeboy, my rotten soldier. He's my sweet cheese, my good-time boy."
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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is going to be the funniest and dumbest shit imaginable, brilliant stuff
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bonnie Blue, the Vengaboys, Ms Frizzle...your profit margins took a hell of a beating.
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you can just do things smart/dumb meme
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Duncan Weldon @duncanweldon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t think: ‘we are bound by our current manifesto so things are going to be tough for a few years but don’t worry, if you vote for us again things will get better but also taxes will rise’ is a good political strategy.
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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is obviously the hood and catchtube of a stillsuit paul catreides, the miaow-dib
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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
something that just occurred to me - 1) there are people on here I find annoying 2) there are people on twitter I found annoying 3) a number of the people from 2 are now here as well but somehow there really isn't that much overlap between the two groups?
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For any confused Americans, dogging is a traditional British term for walking the dog, if you're ever over here and see someone with their pet make sure to tell them how much you love dogging. That nothing makes you happier than seeing that wagging tail and panting mouth out on the heath.
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Tom Hunter @onelifestand87.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“I’m hoping for 72 virgins” “You’ve not been dogging round here before have you”
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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ngl "2 doggers, a lad out on the rob for diesel, a fly tipper and an actual terrorist get swept up into an international incident" would be a really funny premise for a slice of life British comedy
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Danielle Blake @abradacabla.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Fairford Five after being released on bail
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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
14.15.8 PATCH NOTES: fixed tourist infinite money glitch
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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
sod this - you can put as many f-bombs as you like in Shakespeare. you can have Guy Ritchie direct. you can have full frontal. reach for the stars!
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