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People have argued over this for centuries but pretty sure I can crack this today on bluesky via sarcasm.

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Left Outside @leftoutside.bsky.social · 5h
The majority of people I hear about AI revolutionising work is from people that run companies or divisions, not sociologists.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 9h
Liquid Bluesky
National Trust• @nationaltrust.org.uk 
Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk.

Except someone with ceoliac disease
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 23h
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 22h
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
just made up a guy in my head: Rutherford B. Hotdogs. what do you think he’s all about
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Paul Cooper @paulmmcooper.com · 10h
This is the plot of The Old Man and the Sea
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Left Outside @leftoutside.bsky.social · 10h
It's remarkable how far "helping Palestinians" has got from pro-Palestinian action in the UK. Yes, this is wasting everyone's time.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 13h
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Left Outside @leftoutside.bsky.social · 10h
I think people underestimate how many 60 year old Chinese shopkeepers have music on in the background versus how many people like the Gilla Band.
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Wesley Morgan @wesleymorgan.bsky.social · 12h
What “The Cut” is doing here is an important milestone in what I predict will be the devolution of all surviving written publications into women’s smut, while men give up on the written word entirely Not saying I like it, just that it’s happening
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Normal Guy @guy-normal.bsky.social · 11h
The Guardian | Culture | REVIEW: Visionary creator brings wit and charm to sparkling adaptation of beloved classic ⭐⭐⭐☆☆
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The Shire-Reckoning @shire-reckoning.bsky.social · 19h
The crowd presses another drink on Frodo and asks him to sing again, but mid-song he falls from the table and vanishes—the Ring has slipped on his finger. The crowd is startled. Frodo removes the Ring in a far corner. The customers leave without offering him a single good-night.
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Alex Hern @hern.bsky.social · 20h
When assessing claims like “are the labs sincere about their concern that recursive self improvement is imminent, or is it simply marketing”, I think a useful data point is that openAI is now on a weekly release cycle for point improvements.
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One thing that’s interesting about this is that it shows that despite insisting the wokes overinterpet everything, conservatives are actually aware of and agree with their critics about how coded racist appeals work, they just like them bsky.app/profile/newr...
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The raw visceral hatred some men have for women, at least women who step out of line, is shocking. I know it sounds like some sorta "one of the good ones" ploy but I am genuinely taken aback when I see it because I think: I had a fairly normal socialisation as a man in the west, how did I miss this?
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Michael Tracey is actively attempting to dox Jane Doe in the Cornell 7 rape case
Michael Tracey : If you happen to know who this Cornell "Jane Doe" is, get in touch and I would be happy to publish her name and identifying information. And yes -- this is 100% permitted under the First Amendment, whatever threats or emotional blackmail people might want to deploy"Report" me for what, exactly? Save your breath, scumbag. Sorry you hate the First Amendment so much. Her identity is obviously newsworthy at this point, and I will take extreme pleasure in reporting it. (Not "doxing" -- that's a total canard)
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The BBC news summary this morning went seamlessly from "critics warn PM scrapping triple lock would be electoral suicide" to "critics ask if PM has nerve to make tough decisions" and I don't think it's a particularly pro Burnham stance to suggest he might not be the entire problem here.
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
👇A thing which is really striking once you see it is that people visibly think that the words “triple lock” means “all pensions”, from the people who think scrapping it means “no pension” to the people who start ranting about boomers on cruises.
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Lupus Londonwolf @lupuslondonwolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was making potato and leek soup and the recipe asked for five potatoes cubed. Even for potato soup, 125 potatoes seems a little excessive.
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Left Outside @leftoutside.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We doing pro-doping puff pieces now?
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Duncan Hothersall @dhothersall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *inclusion*, it would be all over the Times, Telegraph, Mail etc. This last weekend, attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *exclusion*. Crickets.
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Colin @colin-fraser.net · 29/09/2026
How is this from 2014
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 28/09/2026
So much of the British right has just become about insta-react getting likes on X dot com.
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Jan @janhopis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If using an LLM makes success less likely, you have to wonder how they keep succeeding. This stuff is getting fully Flat Earth. You don't have to like them to believe that they can be useful. Of course they use human inputs! That's how they work!
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Spooky Moose Malloy @spooksmalloy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"You will never defeat us" is a very funny thing to say after you've just bailed everyone who was involved in whatever the fuck this was
All five men arrested in RAF base plot are British nationals
The five men who were arrested and subsequently released on bail are all British citizens, home secretary Shabana Mahmood has just told the Labour party conference.

She adds that the scene is “now safe” and the residents living near to the RAF base are now able to return home.

“Let this be a reminder: you will never defeat us,” he says.
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anyway, completely normal website.
Skeet accusing me of supporting genocide and the removal of Trans rights
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Dan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the dollar system is "a global panopticon and choke point for everyone except criminals"
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Left Outside @leftoutside.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Imagine if the explosives is just red diesel
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 28/09/2026
I think the story of our era will be of a political class that were not only not up to the times they faced, but often wilfully blind to them.
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It will never not be wild to me that the Russians attacked Keir Starmer's home, successfully spread falsehoods about Starmer's love life, and this didn't changed British politics and British political elite behaviour *at all*.
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Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
SpaceX just launched the 14th Starship test flight, and it's now successfully in orbit for the first time. This is an amazing achievement, and I absolutely detest how Musk has ruined this sort of thing both for me and for humanity.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A lot of this shit, like every query draining a lake, is akin to a religious belief at this point and they’re not gonna be reasoned out of position they weren’t reasoned into. We have two flavors of AI psychosis now basically.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A great illustration of the way social media has essentially shredded society’s informational immune system: The USSR spent a fortune trying to spread conspiracy theories, without success because they couldn’t crack newsrooms. Today, you can reach the globe with a post that costs $20 to make.
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Left Outside @leftoutside.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Brandolini's Law in action: The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude larger than is needed to produce it.
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Tim Bale @timbale.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I thought I was right in thinking that this was a load of old cobblers - but there's nothing like having @danneidle.bsky.social confirming it is!
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Left Outside @leftoutside.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
People love slop
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We should do a large scale in-person arts subsidy. Even AI disruption aside, it’d be worth it just to get people to touch grass more.
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Arthur Snell @snellarthur.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don’t understand this “very British/very English” framing. According to the Today programme it was “very English” that a member of the public called the police on seeing something dodgy. I’d no idea this is a specifically English thing. Perhaps we can encourage other countries to adopt this idea?
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Alexander Clarkson @aphclarkson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The average length of Roman-Persian wars was 7-15 years. The average length of Ottoman-Persian wars was 5-10 years. Forever wars are not the exception, they're the norm.
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Left Outside @leftoutside.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Last decade has also seen a lot of oppression-biased technological change.
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Christina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
My junk folder reads like someone has had it up to here with chiropractors
Email folder screenshot. 4 emails entitled: no more chiropractors, Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, no more chiropractors
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Left Outside @leftoutside.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lol
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James Austin @jamesdaustin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Russia's losses have been steadily creeping up for a while, but even so this is rather stunning. I suspect a consequence of Russian attempts to stop Vivaldi. More broadly: 1.5 million casulties now. Just a stunning level of waste and loss - and over 1% of the entire adult population.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.
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Nate Bethea @inthesedeserts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I actually talk to everyone like this in real life too
martin_fff @martinfff.bsky.social • 9 h
No idea why they haven't tried hybrid power, with an atkinson-cycle aviation engine charging the system... sky-prius...


Measure for Measure @measurefor... • 8 h
(Read the article - a hybrid is in the works.)


martin_fff @martinfff.bsky.social

what are you, 70? If you want people to "click thru", give them a reason to do so. No-one has time to read every link people throw at them.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What I picture when people say escrow
The cool S design people used to draw in school with crow wings
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Grace @gracekind.net · 27/09/2026
Slowly picking off the last straggling bits of human interaction
This phone call feature from @Muse is just
ridiculous. Muse: Hi, I'm Hailey, calling on Peter Yang's behalf. I'm transcribing our call for notes. I'd like to
place a cake order for pickup today.
Recipient: Hello?
Muse: Yes, hi, still
Recipient: Hi.
Muse: here. I'd like to place a cake order for pickup today.
Recipient: Yeah. What what kind of cake?
Muse: An eight-inch chestnut cake, please.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is literally a Simpsons joke
So learn on the go with
your phone, wherever you are.
Genghis Khan
Professor of HistoryGenghis Khan Simpsons

YOU'LL GO WHERE I GO DEFILE WHAT I DEFILE, EAT WHO I EAT HMM?
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