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Hugo Gordon

@hugogordon.bsky.social
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Dubliner in London. Sports nerd (and general nerd). Views described as "top bilge" by award-winning journalists

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Hugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social · 2h
Genuinely probably the best goal scored by an Ireland player in, like, decades?
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Hugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social · 2h
Watching Ireland play football
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Post to Post Sport @posttopostsport.bsky.social · 2h
With his two goals today Troy Parrott moves into the top 10 all time goalscorers for the Ireland men's team. Joint 10th with 14 goals, 3 off Shane Long in 7th.
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 5h
Man, imagine you're minding your own business, getting kind of drunk with your friends at a picturesque brewery in Maine, when suddenly John Roberts walks by and you get to start heckling him. Must have felt incredible. That's the dream. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/u...
The chief justice used to preside over a Supreme Court whose members were afforded more privacy and freedom than many other public officials. Once, years ago, Mr. Lipson and the chief justice found themselves up the peninsula from Port Clyde without a car, Mr. Lipson recalled in an interview. So he stuck out his thumb by the side of the road and a pickup truck pulled over. He and the nation’s top jurist hopped in the back and hitchhiked back to town.

Now, Mr. Lipson said, he is cautious about introducing his friend to strangers. This year, on an outing to nearby Monhegan Island, people recognized the chief justice as he walked by a brewery and started to chant: You should be ashamed.
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Hugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social · 6h
When it's 21 degrees in the evening in London in October
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Joey's Scared Realization
ALT: Joey's Scared Realization
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Hugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social · 6h
Think it's little understood outside Egypt just how authoritarian the government is, and how much worse it's getting. Have heard stories of journalists afraid to put their names to articles about facts of life like inflation, for fear of being arrested for undermining the regime.
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Hugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social · 7h
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4Mi... Enter Shikari going on (possibly permanent) hiatus next year. Would be lying if I said I've loved everything they've released over the years, but they were a very important band to teenage Hugo and their first album in particular has held up incredibly well imo.
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Enter Shikari - Sorry You're Not A Winner (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Enter Shikari
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Hugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social · 8h
Favourite games of 2026 so far (with a few big releases still to come): 1. 007 First Light 2. Resident Evil Requiem 3. Reanimal 4. Diablo IV: Lord of Hatred 5. Replaced
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 8h
Three panel comic. An upset young woman sits at an outdoor cafe table. She says earnestly to her boyfriend, “it’s like you don’t even listen to me anymore…” Panel 2: Her boyfriend, sitting across from her at the table, is making a strained, distracted expression. He says, “babe, I’m sorry— I just—“ Panel 3: he continues, “there is something so insane behind you right now. Behind his annoyed-looking girlfriend, there is a monkey in sunglasses and a backwards cap sitting side-saddle on a parked motorbike.
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Hugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social · 8h
It's partly just a product of early 21st century graphics, but there's a gritty, grainy, grimy texture to Deus Ex's visuals that I always loved. Really helped sell the dystopian vision of its world.
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Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 9h
TFW your irrefutable evidence of innocence is that you were wearing a different hat when you did the fraud. www.telegraph.co.uk/football/202...
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Hugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social · 9h
Have to say, lots of questions I'd like answered about Soroka's status in the team. Reliably plays well when selected but seems to go long stretches where he falls out of favour. Not included on the injured list but one of only a small number of players to not travel to SA. What's going on there?
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Hugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social · 9h
Slightly stronger squad than last week but actually a fair amount of continuity. Hopefully enough to come away with a first win in South Africa in a couple years.
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Cian Ó Muilleoir @rugbykino.bsky.social · 10h
Flanagan to leave Munster at the end of the month. www.munsterrugby.ie/news/club-st...
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Club Statement | Ian Flanagan | Munster Rugby
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Hugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social · 10h
Hook it to my veins
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10h
if you think about it, winning via a direct connection to the divine father of all creation through His appointed emissary on Earth is a much more egregious cheating scandal than banging on trash cans
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Hugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social · 11h
How I assume it went when Sparkleglow (?!?) were asked for comment
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Vikki Slade MP @vikkislademp.bsky.social · 12h
Yes. When state pension started there were 9 working age people to every retiree, by 1950s it was 5 now it is 2.5 pensioners lived 3-5 yrs. now it’s 15 We have to address the 🐘 in the room. We need working age, taxpayers to make our society function. Even with every NEET working we need migration
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Hugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social · 14h
Very sorry to have permanently settled and built a life in your country Andy, I guess.
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Scornflake Ghhhoul @scornflakegrrrl.bsky.social · 14h
So apparently immigrants are both expected to stay transient and to integrate and I don’t know how to put it without shouting expletives but that stance is fucking idiotic
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Hugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social · 14h
One of my favourite street names in London. It's not named after THAT John Carpenter but I like to pretend it is
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Hugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social · 15h
As racial stereotypes go, Hispanics take less fall damage is a new one
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 21h
there are moral arguments against the death penalty in its ideal form but in real life you never need to get there. the prior question is "can the state be trusted to end the life only of the rightly convicted without torture?" and the answer is no
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Dan Neidle @danneidle.bsky.social · 15h
Manchester City cheated Premier League rules, the Commission found. Did it also cheat HMRC? We've examined the decision and leaked Mancini documents. We think City likely failed to pay £12m in tax. There should be a criminal investigation. Thread:
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Alexander Clarkson @aphclarkson.bsky.social · 16h
Integrating into the Single Market and a Customs Union but not full membership for the UK should be the realistic target set by Brussels. If UK state elites as well as voters can't cope with either the trade-offs of full membership or lack of input on Single Market rules without it, well tough.
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Hugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social · 16h
Purely anecdotal but really is striking how many people I know who have said they've cancelled or put off trips to the US because of concerns about the current administration. It's not even just "I won't go because I don't like his politics", it's "I'd be nervous being there."
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Hugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Hugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Listen, I'd love to see Willis in green as much as anyone, but if he doesn't want to leave France to play for England it's not remotely clear what would motivate him to leave France to to play for us.
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This guy was hanging out with the president of the United States a year ago and now his international friends are the guys Ian Paisley had to stop hanging out with
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Hugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Had looked doubtful he'd be back by end of the year, now confirmed. Poor guy has had two lengthy injury absences now over the last couple of seasons. Not great.
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Hugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
American v British Food Discourse is probably the most boring Discourse we get regularly on here, not least because it tends to based around a largely imaginary version of each country's cuisine.
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Hugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Been in meetings all day and completely missed this insane story www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...
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Pilot who stabbed co-pilot on Israel-bound plane may have tried to crash it, says Netanyahu
Israeli officials investigating if incident, which forced plane to make emergency landing in Saudi Arabia, was attempted terror attack
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Hugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man, the vibes around Slipknot are so bad at the moment. New single sucks, half the band have been fired and replaced, Corey Taylor doing songs with Ronnie Radke, now Marilyn Manson on their tour. Think they're finally washed.
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Hugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me: "Rugby's reputation as the preserve of the middle and upper class is often an unfair caricature." Rugby:
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Lloyd Shepherd @lloydshepherd.com · 30/09/2026
The unmasking of Manchester City is as shocking and earthshaking as everyone says it is. But I feel we are forgetting that this is football. So it is also very, very funny.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me talking about someone I've posted with on the same social media site for a long time but never actually met
Still from the television show What We Do in the Shadows showing Laszlo speaking. Text reads "he's my best friend, he's my pal. He's my homeboy, my rotten soldier. He's my sweet cheese, my good-time boy."
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Hugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
First of all, I take issue with the idea that modern Ireland has an addiction to grievance. Grievance has been our whole deal for WAY longer than that.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Hugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It is admittedly a shame the very last few campaign missions are soooooo boring. A mess of overwrought space opera nonsense and just pretty dull objectives all based around destroying Magic Space Crystals for some reason.
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him
cat on a statue
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Hugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I do think that this is a matter of national shame
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Hugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'd have rathered the Irish team not play yesterday, but I do worry that, perhaps out of a feeling of helplessness to do more ourselves, as a society we are putting too much onus on players/artists to make these gestures (which may carry a cost), and hitting them with too much venom if they don't
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Hugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of the biggest (but most low-key) cultural differences between the UK and the US, at least as far as I can tell from what I've seen online, is the extremely widely held belief in the US that cats should be kept indoors, compared to opposite view in the UK.
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Hugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So for various reasons I've not been able to watch either of Ireland's two WXV games so far. What's the diagnosis on what's going on with our second half performances?
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Thala Msutu @thalamsutu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you are in line to collect your trophies from Man Cheaty, STAY IN LINE
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Hugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Retvrning to the heyday of the empire by slowly ensuring London Bridge is the only river crossing in London.
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Hugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This might not be good news for those with a sizeable amount of wealth tied up in London property, but imo it is broadly very good news for London. Tthe inability of people on even decent salaries to afford property was becoming a genuine crisis.
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Hugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
youtube.com/watch?si=aulpBwtKjt0MuHmX&v=iIYmn0fvvTM&feature=youtu.be Not normally one for America's Got Talent stuff but this absolutely fucking rules
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Nene Royal's rendition of "Zombie" by The Cranberries. America's Got Talent #AmericasGotTalent #AGT
YouTube video by Master Of Music
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Hugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just refuse to believe that UEFA couldn't investigate this if they had any interest in doing so.
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Hugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Don't know why but I had the idea this game and the one next week were being played behind closed doors. Kinda surprised there's fans in the stadium.
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